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@oomsblueeyesoo.bsky.social
Probably somewhere being awkward & nerdy. People ma'am me a lot. She/her
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Please remove me from this timeline or turn off the simulation, one.
I can’t do this anymore.
I can’t do this anymore.
September 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Please remove me from this timeline or turn off the simulation, one.
I can’t do this anymore.
I can’t do this anymore.
Just want to take some time to wish my BFF, partner in shenanigans, and the loml @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social a very happy birthday. The world is lucky to have you and I'm lucky to be able to celebrate another trip around the sun with you. Love yoooou ❤️
a cartoon cat is surrounded by red hearts on a white background
Alt: a cartoon cat is surrounded by red hearts on a white background and blowing kisses
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September 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Just want to take some time to wish my BFF, partner in shenanigans, and the loml @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social a very happy birthday. The world is lucky to have you and I'm lucky to be able to celebrate another trip around the sun with you. Love yoooou ❤️
I've been rocking with Bey since the first Destiny's Child album. I heard No, No, No and that was it. Locked in.
2. What song made you a Beyoncé fan?
September 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I've been rocking with Bey since the first Destiny's Child album. I heard No, No, No and that was it. Locked in.
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You could live with someone day to day and not know what they got going on. Somebody on the internet?
September 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You could live with someone day to day and not know what they got going on. Somebody on the internet?
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This is an excellent point:
September 3, 2025 at 6:33 AM
This is an excellent point:
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“So that’s what it’s called?” I said as I did exactly that.
“Revenge bedtime procrastination” is when people intentionally stay up late to enjoy personal time, even when they know it will negatively affect their sleep. It often happens when individuals feel they have little control over their daily schedules.
www.sleepfoundation.org/sleep-hygien...
www.sleepfoundation.org/sleep-hygien...
September 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“So that’s what it’s called?” I said as I did exactly that.
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The way they were parented
March 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The way they were parented
Of course several artists on my concert bucket list would be doing shows near me when I'm unemployed and have no money to buy tickets. Of course.
March 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Of course several artists on my concert bucket list would be doing shows near me when I'm unemployed and have no money to buy tickets. Of course.
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The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
March 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
IKEA has lost their damn minds with their furniture prices. Ain't nobody paying $400 for a bookcase from IKEA.
March 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
IKEA has lost their damn minds with their furniture prices. Ain't nobody paying $400 for a bookcase from IKEA.
"I had the most insane dreams last night"
-brought to you by Tizanidine
-brought to you by Tizanidine
March 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"I had the most insane dreams last night"
-brought to you by Tizanidine
-brought to you by Tizanidine
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Jesus Christ I’d have to rethink life at this point.
“I promise… I PROMISE he look better in person!”
Said this once and my Cousin said, “Ma’am. You have a DOUBLE ASTIGMATISM! You don’t even know what he look like for real.”
Last time I dropped a photo of anyone anydamnwhere. 😂🫠
Said this once and my Cousin said, “Ma’am. You have a DOUBLE ASTIGMATISM! You don’t even know what he look like for real.”
Last time I dropped a photo of anyone anydamnwhere. 😂🫠
FAIR but I need at least one solid pic bc I HATE having to cop pleas when I drop them in the group chat 😭
March 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Jesus Christ I’d have to rethink life at this point.
Of course the one day I'm having a fabulous hair day, it's pouring down rain.
March 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Of course the one day I'm having a fabulous hair day, it's pouring down rain.
Interview #2 done. I always feel like I'm so awkward (in general).
March 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Interview #2 done. I always feel like I'm so awkward (in general).
For some reason, jumping spiders have been finding their way to me over the last few days. I'm generally scared of spiders, but the jumpers are kinda cute. Idk why they're all gravitating towards me though. I'd like them to knock it off.
March 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
For some reason, jumping spiders have been finding their way to me over the last few days. I'm generally scared of spiders, but the jumpers are kinda cute. Idk why they're all gravitating towards me though. I'd like them to knock it off.
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Atl text for the win!
"You better not leave this yard!"
"Your suggestion has been taken under advisement..."
"Your suggestion has been taken under advisement..."
March 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Atl text for the win!
I really wish I had friends to hang out with.
The life of an introvert who works from home 🥲
The life of an introvert who works from home 🥲
March 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I really wish I had friends to hang out with.
The life of an introvert who works from home 🥲
The life of an introvert who works from home 🥲
Those high fashion shoes that give your feet a camel toe have got to be the ugliest style of shoes I've ever seen and I will never get the hype or obsession around them.
March 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Those high fashion shoes that give your feet a camel toe have got to be the ugliest style of shoes I've ever seen and I will never get the hype or obsession around them.
It's sad that I just assumed this was real fjdhdjdjjd
March 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It's sad that I just assumed this was real fjdhdjdjjd
The older I get, the more I'm turning into a gourmand girly fragrance wise and I'm ok with it. Never thought I'd love vanilla in fragrances because I grew up on warm vanilla sugar by B&BWs and hated it, but here I am. Liking vanilla heavy fragrances.
March 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The older I get, the more I'm turning into a gourmand girly fragrance wise and I'm ok with it. Never thought I'd love vanilla in fragrances because I grew up on warm vanilla sugar by B&BWs and hated it, but here I am. Liking vanilla heavy fragrances.
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America is not here because if Barack obama’s silence, however problematic it may be for you.
America is here because not enough white people hate bigotry.
America is here because not enough white people hate bigotry.
March 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
America is not here because if Barack obama’s silence, however problematic it may be for you.
America is here because not enough white people hate bigotry.
America is here because not enough white people hate bigotry.
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If you can’t convince the MF you sit next to and roll your eyes at every thanksgiving (racist btw!) to stop being the way they are, TF you think Michelle Obama is gonna do?
March 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If you can’t convince the MF you sit next to and roll your eyes at every thanksgiving (racist btw!) to stop being the way they are, TF you think Michelle Obama is gonna do?
Barack & Michelle were booed relentlessly everywhere they went while he was running for & serving as President by racist white people. They both tried to warn the American people both times Cheeto H*tler was running. Who we actually need to be booing are the white people who voted for this.
barack and michelle obama deserve to be booed relentlessly everywhere they go for their silence in this moment
March 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Barack & Michelle were booed relentlessly everywhere they went while he was running for & serving as President by racist white people. They both tried to warn the American people both times Cheeto H*tler was running. Who we actually need to be booing are the white people who voted for this.