Michael T Riddler
@mtriddler.bsky.social
Football, music, photography, films and TV. With the odd rhyming couplet thrown in for no good reason.
Good morning from the frozen wastes of South East Northumberland.
January 6, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Good morning from the frozen wastes of South East Northumberland.
Say 'Black Friday' again. Say 'Black Friday' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say Black Friday one more Goddamn time!
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Say 'Black Friday' again. Say 'Black Friday' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say Black Friday one more Goddamn time!
I still can't believe this man plays for Newcastle United.
October 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I still can't believe this man plays for Newcastle United.
Today, I have mostly been watching Nick Woltemade's penalty on a loop.
October 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Today, I have mostly been watching Nick Woltemade's penalty on a loop.
No standing on the bog seat when dumping your load.
July 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
No standing on the bog seat when dumping your load.
Which is your favourite?
July 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Which is your favourite?
Another two I've never had before. Official rating, not too bad.
July 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Another two I've never had before. Official rating, not too bad.
In Scotland road testing a few of the local brews, verdict not bad at all.
July 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
In Scotland road testing a few of the local brews, verdict not bad at all.
When comes to that fake twat Stewart, I think the Green Brigade say it best...
June 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
When comes to that fake twat Stewart, I think the Green Brigade say it best...
Paid a visit to the Twice Brewed tap shop yesterday to pick up some supplies. I got myself a mystery box, a dozen cans for 30 quid absolute bargain.
May 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Paid a visit to the Twice Brewed tap shop yesterday to pick up some supplies. I got myself a mystery box, a dozen cans for 30 quid absolute bargain.
Match attire yesterday.
Sir Robert William Robson RIP.
Sir Robert William Robson RIP.
April 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Match attire yesterday.
Sir Robert William Robson RIP.
Sir Robert William Robson RIP.
Got to like a beer the can struggles to contain.
April 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Got to like a beer the can struggles to contain.
I am the resurrection, my one concession to Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I am the resurrection, my one concession to Easter.
Say tariff again. Say tariff again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say tariff one more Goddamn time!
April 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Say tariff again. Say tariff again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say tariff one more Goddamn time!
NUFC Celebration Day
March 29, 2025 at 12:53 PM
NUFC Celebration Day
Don't fancy our chances if there's a fire.
March 16, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Don't fancy our chances if there's a fire.
View from the hotel window, Stamford Bridge urgh
March 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
View from the hotel window, Stamford Bridge urgh
Performance postmortem
A ten pound loan
Tears in the toilet
Then the last bus home
A ten pound loan
Tears in the toilet
Then the last bus home
March 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Performance postmortem
A ten pound loan
Tears in the toilet
Then the last bus home
A ten pound loan
Tears in the toilet
Then the last bus home
Another beautiful morning on the Northumberland coast, it really is grim up north.
December 28, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Another beautiful morning on the Northumberland coast, it really is grim up north.
Up before the sun again this morning.
December 26, 2024 at 8:41 AM
Up before the sun again this morning.
Snap. Savage amusement that mind.
December 5, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Snap. Savage amusement that mind.
There's a storm coming
December 5, 2024 at 11:19 AM
There's a storm coming