I haven’t watched my yearly allotment of Christmas movies.
Hamnet doesn’t even open here until tomorrow.
I haven’t watched my yearly allotment of Christmas movies.
Hamnet doesn’t even open here until tomorrow.
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me
1. Rogue One
2. Empire
3. Star Wars
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Solo
6. Last Jedi
7. Phantom Menace
8. Force Awakens
9. Revenge of the Sith
10. Attack of the Clones
11. Rise of Skywalker
2. Star Wars
3. Rogue One
4. The Force Awakens
5. The Last Jedi
6. Return of the Jedi
7. Solo
8. Revenge of the Sith
9. Attack of the Clones
10. The Rise of Skywalker
11. The Phantom Menace
Andor, not a movie, is the best overall Star Wars product and everybody knows it
1. Rogue One
2. Empire
3. Star Wars
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Solo
6. Last Jedi
7. Phantom Menace
8. Force Awakens
9. Revenge of the Sith
10. Attack of the Clones
11. Rise of Skywalker
As we are confident
In the victory
Of good over evil
<Tears up picture of Sinead O’Conner>
Fight the real enemy
As we are confident
In the victory
Of good over evil
<Tears up picture of Sinead O’Conner>
Fight the real enemy
Make a desperate move or else youll win
And then begin to see what youre doing to me this MTV is not for free
It's so PC it's killing me so desperately I sing to thee of love
Sure but also of rage and hate and pain and fear of self
Make a desperate move or else youll win
And then begin to see what youre doing to me this MTV is not for free
It's so PC it's killing me so desperately I sing to thee of love
Sure but also of rage and hate and pain and fear of self
For a leader so nervous in an obvious way
Stutterin' and mumblin' for nightly news to replay
And the rest of the world watchin' at the end of the day
In the livin' room, laughin' like, "What did he say?"
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
For a leader so nervous in an obvious way
Stutterin' and mumblin' for nightly news to replay
And the rest of the world watchin' at the end of the day
In the livin' room, laughin' like, "What did he say?"
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
From Cindy Gonzalez:
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- person (probably with daddy and/or mommy issues) kills everyone in sight
- I grew up in the 80s and some of these comedies/comedians haven't aged well, and I don't care
- darling little slice of life story
- CARTOONS!
- everyone in the British isles: you ok?
- samurai, yakuza, kaiju, ghosts: pick two
- floatin' down the river of time
- spaghetti western (may or may not be an *actual* western)
- grimy urban Technicolor, either in Italian or with spies
- Nazi punching
- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes
- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated
- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you
- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice
- L.A. Rebellion
- person (probably with daddy and/or mommy issues) kills everyone in sight
- I grew up in the 80s and some of these comedies/comedians haven't aged well, and I don't care
- darling little slice of life story
- CARTOONS!
- everyone in the British isles: you ok?
In theaters April 2026.