Matt
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Ask me for my John Inverdale anecdote
We won the FA Cup btw
#cpfc
Ask me for my John Inverdale anecdote
We won the FA Cup btw
#cpfc
Still, at least the squad have an extra night's sleep when compared to after the KuPS game. Every cloud.
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Still, at least the squad have an extra night's sleep when compared to after the KuPS game. Every cloud.
Anyone got the wire cutters for the floodlights at Elland Road?
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Anyone got the wire cutters for the floodlights at Elland Road?
fatigue
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Crystal Palace FC in December 2025.
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Crystal Palace FC in December 2025.
December 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
fatigue
/fəˈtiːɡ/
Crystal Palace FC in December 2025.
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Crystal Palace FC in December 2025.
Can't wait to end up with Stan Lazaridis on a 6 month loan on January 31st.
Crystal Palace are keen on a deal for Tottenham Hotspur attacker Brennan Johnson.
Signing an attacker is being treated as a matter of urgency ahead of the January transfer window opening in 13 days.
Cover for Daniel Munoz also targeted. #CPFC
Signing an attacker is being treated as a matter of urgency ahead of the January transfer window opening in 13 days.
Cover for Daniel Munoz also targeted. #CPFC
Crystal Palace keen to sign Tottenham Hotspur's Brennan Johnson in January
Crystal Palace are keen to land Tottenham Hotspur attacker Brennan Johnson in the January transfer window.
www.newsshopper.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Can't wait to end up with Stan Lazaridis on a 6 month loan on January 31st.
Uche! Give him the freedom of Thornton Heath.
December 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Uche! Give him the freedom of Thornton Heath.
It's amazing still that Marc Edworthy cannot get into that Palace team tonight.
December 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It's amazing still that Marc Edworthy cannot get into that Palace team tonight.
Just when do we commission the statue of Oliver Glasner?
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just when do we commission the statue of Oliver Glasner?
The best goal we'll concede all season. Exceptional.
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The best goal we'll concede all season. Exceptional.
I've never got the Nketiah doubters - ice in his veins.
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I've never got the Nketiah doubters - ice in his veins.
I've just seen who the referee for today is. Oh god.
December 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I've just seen who the referee for today is. Oh god.
My first Ashes tour as England's cricket strategy consultant hasn't gone as well as I'd hoped.
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
My first Ashes tour as England's cricket strategy consultant hasn't gone as well as I'd hoped.
I'd imagine Liverpool fans are taking all this entirely rationally.
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'd imagine Liverpool fans are taking all this entirely rationally.
We're a specialist cup team under Glasner and I think that's what I'm understanding to rationalise when we have weird results like the one today. Our success has come and is most likely to come in the cups.
Still, can we please back the man in January. December is going to kill us.
Still, can we please back the man in January. December is going to kill us.
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We're a specialist cup team under Glasner and I think that's what I'm understanding to rationalise when we have weird results like the one today. Our success has come and is most likely to come in the cups.
Still, can we please back the man in January. December is going to kill us.
Still, can we please back the man in January. December is going to kill us.
God I love The National*
*the band, not the horse race.
*the band, not the horse race.
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
God I love The National*
*the band, not the horse race.
*the band, not the horse race.
Everton winning away at Old Trafford, albeit with 10 men, shouldn't really be a surprise any more, should it?
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Everton winning away at Old Trafford, albeit with 10 men, shouldn't really be a surprise any more, should it?
I see Eberechi Eze continues to surprise people at how good he is.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I see Eberechi Eze continues to surprise people at how good he is.
I also see Michael Olise scored twice and assisted three for the Bayern Munich fußball spiele mannschaft today.
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I also see Michael Olise scored twice and assisted three for the Bayern Munich fußball spiele mannschaft today.
A 0-2 away win is an extremely satisfying scoreline. What a time to be alive.
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A 0-2 away win is an extremely satisfying scoreline. What a time to be alive.
Yeremy, you lovely diminutive Spaniard.
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Yeremy, you lovely diminutive Spaniard.
It's coming.
Eddie Nketiah is coming on shortly for palace. We've played just under an hour #CPFC
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's coming.
Nketiah winner incoming.
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Nketiah winner incoming.
Oh look, Labour are performing their Tory/Reform-lite tribute act again.
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Oh look, Labour are performing their Tory/Reform-lite tribute act again.
Let me tell you about my greatest sporting achievement. I achieved it today at approximately 11am.
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Let me tell you about my greatest sporting achievement. I achieved it today at approximately 11am.