Muffy Wumpkins
@muffywumpkins.bsky.social
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I'm still trying to bully my son out of listening to Piker.
January 22, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I'm still trying to bully my son out of listening to Piker.
I know her from TikTok. Oh boy, no one had that talk with her. Sometimes, discretion* is best.
*unless you literally fall asleep in the meeting or during firewatch.
*unless you literally fall asleep in the meeting or during firewatch.
January 22, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I know her from TikTok. Oh boy, no one had that talk with her. Sometimes, discretion* is best.
*unless you literally fall asleep in the meeting or during firewatch.
*unless you literally fall asleep in the meeting or during firewatch.
I've been back in the nuclear analysis pit. What's all this then?
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I've been back in the nuclear analysis pit. What's all this then?
Listen...I may have miscalculated the toxicity of a Texas Boomers. I'm not shocked but also shocked.
January 22, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Listen...I may have miscalculated the toxicity of a Texas Boomers. I'm not shocked but also shocked.
Are they scheduling the harassment, or is there some weird summoning spell?
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Are they scheduling the harassment, or is there some weird summoning spell?
I heard this is all Israel's fault anyway.
January 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I heard this is all Israel's fault anyway.
But she didn't have a plan for Palestine.
January 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
But she didn't have a plan for Palestine.
I'll check that box for funsies
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I'll check that box for funsies
Is hoe a protected class?
December 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Is hoe a protected class?
DOGE cut that funding
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
DOGE cut that funding
We're gonna need one hell of a facilities maintenance team after the administration.
December 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We're gonna need one hell of a facilities maintenance team after the administration.
One time, a supervisor (not my supervisor) blew up on me in a meeting and asked if I was somehow "smarter than everyone else in the industry." Yes. Yes, I am.
Or rather, I can predict the predictable like billionaires & their worshippers chasing short term gains.
Or rather, I can predict the predictable like billionaires & their worshippers chasing short term gains.
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
One time, a supervisor (not my supervisor) blew up on me in a meeting and asked if I was somehow "smarter than everyone else in the industry." Yes. Yes, I am.
Or rather, I can predict the predictable like billionaires & their worshippers chasing short term gains.
Or rather, I can predict the predictable like billionaires & their worshippers chasing short term gains.
Then lo! Bill Gates starts walking back his climate change passions and the current administration kills projects thru fear. Something I was told would never happen.
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Then lo! Bill Gates starts walking back his climate change passions and the current administration kills projects thru fear. Something I was told would never happen.
At the same time, we wanted to move away from "promises to pay" as in the whole new tech on the horizon.. Stuff without prototypes or licensing paths. Nah. They rolled with "we're totally going to build/restart stuff AND the billionaires will pay for it all." even bigger promises to pay
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
At the same time, we wanted to move away from "promises to pay" as in the whole new tech on the horizon.. Stuff without prototypes or licensing paths. Nah. They rolled with "we're totally going to build/restart stuff AND the billionaires will pay for it all." even bigger promises to pay
A small group of definitely-not-white folks generally objected bc our target demographics didn't care about names and did care about greed. We saw social media personalities as the better investment, folks who were already actively promoting nuclear and carbon-free initiatives.
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A small group of definitely-not-white folks generally objected bc our target demographics didn't care about names and did care about greed. We saw social media personalities as the better investment, folks who were already actively promoting nuclear and carbon-free initiatives.
Bonus: The policy folks who drove messaging bounced from their positions ASAP after this election. We had an ongoing disagreement about leveraging names to push policy, you know, like Bill Gates and some random beauty contest winner. My god.. Musk at one point
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Bonus: The policy folks who drove messaging bounced from their positions ASAP after this election. We had an ongoing disagreement about leveraging names to push policy, you know, like Bill Gates and some random beauty contest winner. My god.. Musk at one point
Fuck me for thinking citizens have obligations to protect their neighbors
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Fuck me for thinking citizens have obligations to protect their neighbors
He certainly met my expectations...another white guy trying to block out minorities.
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
He certainly met my expectations...another white guy trying to block out minorities.
"oh why did you stop all those energy policy outreach efforts?" *gestures at white folks*
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"oh why did you stop all those energy policy outreach efforts?" *gestures at white folks*
Who also hates fun
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Who also hates fun
Well now I'm confused
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Well now I'm confused
I just feel like more of us have bigger problems than AIPAC, like stuff that compels minimal use of Spanish words and carrying a passport everywhere.
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I just feel like more of us have bigger problems than AIPAC, like stuff that compels minimal use of Spanish words and carrying a passport everywhere.
Besides the obvious, perhaps implications of establishing a much more robust trafficking enterprise via the government
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Besides the obvious, perhaps implications of establishing a much more robust trafficking enterprise via the government
Amazing animation. I saw the double feature Vincent Must Die/Hollow Road last weekend. Keeper has been a maybe on the list
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Amazing animation. I saw the double feature Vincent Must Die/Hollow Road last weekend. Keeper has been a maybe on the list
I dunno... Maybe I should just watch Chainsaw Man again
November 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I dunno... Maybe I should just watch Chainsaw Man again