Muffy Wumpkins
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One of my favorite work activities is going through a massive pile of sticky notes on my desk and trying to figure out what I was even on about...
September 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
One of my favorite work activities is going through a massive pile of sticky notes on my desk and trying to figure out what I was even on about...
Yoooo, I forgot I saved this @adamsessler.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Yoooo, I forgot I saved this @adamsessler.bsky.social
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Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
August 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Pritzker: To the members of the press who are assembled here today and listening across the country, I am asking for your courage to tell it like it is. This is not a time to pretend here that there are two sides to this story.
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I am sounding the alarm on the real crisis we face today.
Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American.
There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.
Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American.
There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.
August 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I am sounding the alarm on the real crisis we face today.
Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American.
There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.
Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American.
There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.
Looks very basic.... A very basic cover for embezzlement.
Improved = Like
Not Improved = RePost
I think it’s ugly and looks hot
DC is humid and all that concrete will bake in the Summer Sun
Not Improved = RePost
I think it’s ugly and looks hot
DC is humid and all that concrete will bake in the Summer Sun
August 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Looks very basic.... A very basic cover for embezzlement.
Every day, this refueling outage gets longer
May 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Every day, this refueling outage gets longer
Sure. It's about rebuilding Hollywood... Not about pricing people out of foreign media and forcing them to only consume his propaganda... Totally
May 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Sure. It's about rebuilding Hollywood... Not about pricing people out of foreign media and forcing them to only consume his propaganda... Totally
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Bring your sunglasses and wear your short-sleeved shirts on Saturday, it's forecasted to be 77 degrees!
April 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Bring your sunglasses and wear your short-sleeved shirts on Saturday, it's forecasted to be 77 degrees!
Well I don't know about you, but I *love* to trainwreck my skin right before returning to the office. Fucking mint. It's the burning that really makes it great.
April 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Well I don't know about you, but I *love* to trainwreck my skin right before returning to the office. Fucking mint. It's the burning that really makes it great.
Oof
WATCH: “I voted for my own job loss. Like a damn fool. I ain’t ashamed to admit it. I won’t do that again.”
#TrumpVsFederalWorkers
#TrumpVsFederalWorkers
April 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Oof
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Literally MINUTES after calling anyone not on board with the tariffs “weak” and “stupid” “PANICANS” — he is reportedly considering a pause on tariffs against all countries except China🤔 🎪
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Guess I should call my parents to see how hard they got hit. Since my dad predicted Trump would win again, he's probably been secretly burying cash in the garden. My Republican grandmother is absolutely fucked.
Sure love being an only child and the only grandchild above the poverty line. Go me.
Sure love being an only child and the only grandchild above the poverty line. Go me.
April 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Guess I should call my parents to see how hard they got hit. Since my dad predicted Trump would win again, he's probably been secretly burying cash in the garden. My Republican grandmother is absolutely fucked.
Sure love being an only child and the only grandchild above the poverty line. Go me.
Sure love being an only child and the only grandchild above the poverty line. Go me.
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Right now a mother in South Carolina is being forced to remain pregnant—even though her fetus has no heartbeat, & no chance of survival—because of South Carolina's draconian abortion ban.
This is the predictable result of Republican abortion bans: women suffering and put at risk.
This is the predictable result of Republican abortion bans: women suffering and put at risk.
April 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Right now a mother in South Carolina is being forced to remain pregnant—even though her fetus has no heartbeat, & no chance of survival—because of South Carolina's draconian abortion ban.
This is the predictable result of Republican abortion bans: women suffering and put at risk.
This is the predictable result of Republican abortion bans: women suffering and put at risk.
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day... I ended up on PIP in my early 20s alongside my manager in which we were both required to maintain a planner of some kind. HR and anyone in my chain of command would randomly ask to see it.
Guess what my planner looks like 20 years later
Guess what my planner looks like 20 years later
April 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day... I ended up on PIP in my early 20s alongside my manager in which we were both required to maintain a planner of some kind. HR and anyone in my chain of command would randomly ask to see it.
Guess what my planner looks like 20 years later
Guess what my planner looks like 20 years later
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Thank you Indivisible Tri-Cities WA for organizing this event, and a special thank you to your volunteers for all their hard work. So many in the crowd commented that, "nothing like this has ever happened in the Tri-Cities"!
www.facebook.com/bencodems/po...
www.facebook.com/bencodems/po...
Benton County WA Democrats
Thank you Indivisible Tri-Cities WA for organizing this event, and a special thank you to your volunteers for all their hard work. So many in the crowd commented that, "nothing like this has ever...
www.facebook.com
April 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Thank you Indivisible Tri-Cities WA for organizing this event, and a special thank you to your volunteers for all their hard work. So many in the crowd commented that, "nothing like this has ever happened in the Tri-Cities"!
www.facebook.com/bencodems/po...
www.facebook.com/bencodems/po...
Oh snap
April 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oh snap
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Straight-up disrespectful elder cat
April 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Straight-up disrespectful elder cat
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day 3: The schedule will never recover. Continued creating chaos & breaking up elderly girl cat fights.
I listened half of Wounds again. It's only been ~2 yrs or so since I've been able to enjoy fiction. Probably my favorite so far. #JustADHDThings #horrorlit #horror
I listened half of Wounds again. It's only been ~2 yrs or so since I've been able to enjoy fiction. Probably my favorite so far. #JustADHDThings #horrorlit #horror
April 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day 3: The schedule will never recover. Continued creating chaos & breaking up elderly girl cat fights.
I listened half of Wounds again. It's only been ~2 yrs or so since I've been able to enjoy fiction. Probably my favorite so far. #JustADHDThings #horrorlit #horror
I listened half of Wounds again. It's only been ~2 yrs or so since I've been able to enjoy fiction. Probably my favorite so far. #JustADHDThings #horrorlit #horror
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day 2: Failed to Finish as scheduled due to discovery. I did finishing listening to The Nameless Dark though. Probably need to listen to it again. Created chaos throughout the upstairs as opposed to actually cleaning. #JustADHDThings #horrorlit #horror
April 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day 2: Failed to Finish as scheduled due to discovery. I did finishing listening to The Nameless Dark though. Probably need to listen to it again. Created chaos throughout the upstairs as opposed to actually cleaning. #JustADHDThings #horrorlit #horror
I hate both Facebook and the DoE. Energy policy is cooked. #nuclear #BeSoForReal
April 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I hate both Facebook and the DoE. Energy policy is cooked. #nuclear #BeSoForReal
*Snicker*
April 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
*Snicker*
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day 1: I finished listening to The Eyes are the Best Part. #horror #horrorlit I stared at a massive pile of laundry and considered it.
March 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Pre-Outage Mental Health Break Day 1: I finished listening to The Eyes are the Best Part. #horror #horrorlit I stared at a massive pile of laundry and considered it.
Good ole Bluetooth autoconnect. I fear my son will remain uncoupled.
March 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Good ole Bluetooth autoconnect. I fear my son will remain uncoupled.