Mugwump Jr. the Third
@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social
Human scum with a heart of gold 🫶
Anarchist or Antichrist? 🤷♀️🤷 your call
Will joke for food 🍖
YES.
"Why should dirtbags like El Chapo make all the big bucks?? Let's get a Trump-branded cartel up & running STAT. And put Gummy front-facing & Junior on the back end, where he'll do the least amount of damage" --El Cheato
"Why should dirtbags like El Chapo make all the big bucks?? Let's get a Trump-branded cartel up & running STAT. And put Gummy front-facing & Junior on the back end, where he'll do the least amount of damage" --El Cheato
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
YES.
"Why should dirtbags like El Chapo make all the big bucks?? Let's get a Trump-branded cartel up & running STAT. And put Gummy front-facing & Junior on the back end, where he'll do the least amount of damage" --El Cheato
"Why should dirtbags like El Chapo make all the big bucks?? Let's get a Trump-branded cartel up & running STAT. And put Gummy front-facing & Junior on the back end, where he'll do the least amount of damage" --El Cheato
That's Dump's tell-tale attempt to dam up that swollen sphincter floodgate
Doomed to certain failure
Doomed to certain failure
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
That's Dump's tell-tale attempt to dam up that swollen sphincter floodgate
Doomed to certain failure
Doomed to certain failure
Melanoma was paid by the minute
Just like back in the old days
Just like back in the old days
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Melanoma was paid by the minute
Just like back in the old days
Just like back in the old days
That's the most convincing character Dump plays
Because it's not
Because it's not
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
That's the most convincing character Dump plays
Because it's not
Because it's not
What I find HILARIOUS is they think liberals don't pack
I guess it will be a brutal exercise in FAFO, orchestrated by Karma and yugely bungled by Pants Pissin' Pete Kegstand & his mighty Gravy Seals
I guess it will be a brutal exercise in FAFO, orchestrated by Karma and yugely bungled by Pants Pissin' Pete Kegstand & his mighty Gravy Seals
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What I find HILARIOUS is they think liberals don't pack
I guess it will be a brutal exercise in FAFO, orchestrated by Karma and yugely bungled by Pants Pissin' Pete Kegstand & his mighty Gravy Seals
I guess it will be a brutal exercise in FAFO, orchestrated by Karma and yugely bungled by Pants Pissin' Pete Kegstand & his mighty Gravy Seals
YEAH why aren't we deporting ALL 22-year old white men back to where they came from, since birthright citizenship is bad???
Charlie would want that. Especially if they had Russian heritage
Charlie would want that. Especially if they had Russian heritage
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
YEAH why aren't we deporting ALL 22-year old white men back to where they came from, since birthright citizenship is bad???
Charlie would want that. Especially if they had Russian heritage
Charlie would want that. Especially if they had Russian heritage
And, hopefully, give cover to declare martial law
Two turkeys killed with one calculated pardon
Two turkeys killed with one calculated pardon
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
And, hopefully, give cover to declare martial law
Two turkeys killed with one calculated pardon
Two turkeys killed with one calculated pardon
Uh, no. Look at the mastermindless in charge, who takes *his* orders from the Jenius with the 73 IQ engaged in active treason with our enemies
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Uh, no. Look at the mastermindless in charge, who takes *his* orders from the Jenius with the 73 IQ engaged in active treason with our enemies
INCOMPETENCE & criminality are the ONLY requirements for a Big Beautiful Dump Administration job, because that's all the boss brings to the hiring table
NO ONE is allowed to outshine Dump's 73 IQ.
OR his richly varied & extensive rap sheet, honed through years of training from Roy Cohn & Epstein
NO ONE is allowed to outshine Dump's 73 IQ.
OR his richly varied & extensive rap sheet, honed through years of training from Roy Cohn & Epstein
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
INCOMPETENCE & criminality are the ONLY requirements for a Big Beautiful Dump Administration job, because that's all the boss brings to the hiring table
NO ONE is allowed to outshine Dump's 73 IQ.
OR his richly varied & extensive rap sheet, honed through years of training from Roy Cohn & Epstein
NO ONE is allowed to outshine Dump's 73 IQ.
OR his richly varied & extensive rap sheet, honed through years of training from Roy Cohn & Epstein
This is the EXACT same scam as the gold sneakers pre-order, the likes of which no one has ever seen
And likely sold to the EXACT same grift list
Who now have to work for SNAP benefits & lost their health insurance
But still collect hoard Dump $2 bills under their mattresses as their "nest-egg"
And likely sold to the EXACT same grift list
Who now have to work for SNAP benefits & lost their health insurance
But still collect hoard Dump $2 bills under their mattresses as their "nest-egg"
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This is the EXACT same scam as the gold sneakers pre-order, the likes of which no one has ever seen
And likely sold to the EXACT same grift list
Who now have to work for SNAP benefits & lost their health insurance
But still collect hoard Dump $2 bills under their mattresses as their "nest-egg"
And likely sold to the EXACT same grift list
Who now have to work for SNAP benefits & lost their health insurance
But still collect hoard Dump $2 bills under their mattresses as their "nest-egg"
And remind them of what happened to the 18th century oligarchs who refused to share their hoard
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
And remind them of what happened to the 18th century oligarchs who refused to share their hoard
"I hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving feast while I relax for an undisclosed period of time in a jail cell, delighting in a meal of spam, potato buds & toilet wine.
But it's been so WORTH IT to work 12 hour days in the hot sun & freezing cold for $3 an hour for YOUR holiday table, mi amigos"
But it's been so WORTH IT to work 12 hour days in the hot sun & freezing cold for $3 an hour for YOUR holiday table, mi amigos"
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"I hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving feast while I relax for an undisclosed period of time in a jail cell, delighting in a meal of spam, potato buds & toilet wine.
But it's been so WORTH IT to work 12 hour days in the hot sun & freezing cold for $3 an hour for YOUR holiday table, mi amigos"
But it's been so WORTH IT to work 12 hour days in the hot sun & freezing cold for $3 an hour for YOUR holiday table, mi amigos"
Karoline LeaveIt's plastic surgery has rendered her looking more like a smug, botoxed FrankenPiggy than even her boss, who frankly looks more like a warthog or giant swine (hogzilla) with every passing day
I'm just being honest, as per Piggy's mandate
I'm just being honest, as per Piggy's mandate
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Karoline LeaveIt's plastic surgery has rendered her looking more like a smug, botoxed FrankenPiggy than even her boss, who frankly looks more like a warthog or giant swine (hogzilla) with every passing day
I'm just being honest, as per Piggy's mandate
I'm just being honest, as per Piggy's mandate
And he is peacefully dirtnapping in a landfill, his ancestral home
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
And he is peacefully dirtnapping in a landfill, his ancestral home
BUT there IS a yuge stash of Adderall, the yugest anyone has ever seen. That I can tell you
AND a state-of-the-art, steel-reinforced gold-plated diaper-changing station
NOTHING is too good for the Burglar King 👑
AND a state-of-the-art, steel-reinforced gold-plated diaper-changing station
NOTHING is too good for the Burglar King 👑
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
BUT there IS a yuge stash of Adderall, the yugest anyone has ever seen. That I can tell you
AND a state-of-the-art, steel-reinforced gold-plated diaper-changing station
NOTHING is too good for the Burglar King 👑
AND a state-of-the-art, steel-reinforced gold-plated diaper-changing station
NOTHING is too good for the Burglar King 👑
Weird that a diapered manbaby rapes children
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Weird that a diapered manbaby rapes children
The brand name DonOld Judas Epstein has a nice, factual ring to it
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The brand name DonOld Judas Epstein has a nice, factual ring to it
Grampa Stanky is ready for a nice long dirt nap at the local landfill, where he can decompose in the style he's accustomed to
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Grampa Stanky is ready for a nice long dirt nap at the local landfill, where he can decompose in the style he's accustomed to
Under Dump, we're hardly a banana republic. We're a dingleberry state, at best
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Under Dump, we're hardly a banana republic. We're a dingleberry state, at best
THESE are the words *everyone* who works with or for DonOld Judas Dump utter
Unless of course they're Epsteined first
Unless of course they're Epsteined first
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
THESE are the words *everyone* who works with or for DonOld Judas Dump utter
Unless of course they're Epsteined first
Unless of course they're Epsteined first