Mugwump Jr. the Third
@mugwump-jr-the-3rd.bsky.social
Human scum with a heart of gold 🫶
Anarchist or Antichrist? 🤷♀️🤷 your call
Will joke for food 🍖
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you give absolute power to a man with a tiny IQ and a tinier pee-pee
a man dressed as benjamin franklin is standing next to a smaller version of him
ALT: a man dressed as benjamin franklin is standing next to a smaller version of him
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you give absolute power to a man with a tiny IQ and a tinier pee-pee
YES.
"Why should dirtbags like El Chapo make all the big bucks?? Let's get a Trump-branded cartel up & running STAT. And put Gummy front-facing & Junior on the back end, where he'll do the least amount of damage" --El Cheato
"Why should dirtbags like El Chapo make all the big bucks?? Let's get a Trump-branded cartel up & running STAT. And put Gummy front-facing & Junior on the back end, where he'll do the least amount of damage" --El Cheato
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
YES.
"Why should dirtbags like El Chapo make all the big bucks?? Let's get a Trump-branded cartel up & running STAT. And put Gummy front-facing & Junior on the back end, where he'll do the least amount of damage" --El Cheato
"Why should dirtbags like El Chapo make all the big bucks?? Let's get a Trump-branded cartel up & running STAT. And put Gummy front-facing & Junior on the back end, where he'll do the least amount of damage" --El Cheato
🤣😂🤣 Sir, Sir, I stand corrected
<while a single tear trickles down my strong manly face>
<while a single tear trickles down my strong manly face>
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 AM
🤣😂🤣 Sir, Sir, I stand corrected
<while a single tear trickles down my strong manly face>
<while a single tear trickles down my strong manly face>
Interchangeable assholes, anyone?
Any takers?
Any takers?
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Interchangeable assholes, anyone?
Any takers?
Any takers?
I didn't know you could stroke out & freeze in mid-air simultaneously while sucking down a kielbasa 🤔
The More You Know 🌠
The More You Know 🌠
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I didn't know you could stroke out & freeze in mid-air simultaneously while sucking down a kielbasa 🤔
The More You Know 🌠
The More You Know 🌠
That's Dump's tell-tale attempt to dam up that swollen sphincter floodgate
Doomed to certain failure
Doomed to certain failure
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
That's Dump's tell-tale attempt to dam up that swollen sphincter floodgate
Doomed to certain failure
Doomed to certain failure
Thanks I'll leaveit
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Thanks I'll leaveit
"May be" 😂😆😂😆🤣
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"May be" 😂😆😂😆🤣
What kind of "great work" are you expecting at the hands of a man who forced women to watch him jack off?
We need the specifics you lacked in splaining WHY this "performer" was "cancelled"
We need the specifics you lacked in splaining WHY this "performer" was "cancelled"
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What kind of "great work" are you expecting at the hands of a man who forced women to watch him jack off?
We need the specifics you lacked in splaining WHY this "performer" was "cancelled"
We need the specifics you lacked in splaining WHY this "performer" was "cancelled"
Only one has million$ of bribe dollars
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Only one has million$ of bribe dollars
"Speak softly and carry a big bat.
And crucifix, because vampires"
And crucifix, because vampires"
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Speak softly and carry a big bat.
And crucifix, because vampires"
And crucifix, because vampires"
I'm dreaming of an A-R Christmas
Just like the ones I've preyed to know
Where bullets shatter
And children scatter
As they find bodies lying in the snow
Oh I'm dreaming of an A-R Christmas
With every manifesto that I write
May you not even put up a fight
And may all our Christmases be white 🎶
Just like the ones I've preyed to know
Where bullets shatter
And children scatter
As they find bodies lying in the snow
Oh I'm dreaming of an A-R Christmas
With every manifesto that I write
May you not even put up a fight
And may all our Christmases be white 🎶
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm dreaming of an A-R Christmas
Just like the ones I've preyed to know
Where bullets shatter
And children scatter
As they find bodies lying in the snow
Oh I'm dreaming of an A-R Christmas
With every manifesto that I write
May you not even put up a fight
And may all our Christmases be white 🎶
Just like the ones I've preyed to know
Where bullets shatter
And children scatter
As they find bodies lying in the snow
Oh I'm dreaming of an A-R Christmas
With every manifesto that I write
May you not even put up a fight
And may all our Christmases be white 🎶
Invading a foreign country isn't "war"
It's peace through democracy
Silly you
It's peace through democracy
Silly you
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Invading a foreign country isn't "war"
It's peace through democracy
Silly you
It's peace through democracy
Silly you
Yes, THIS is that.
Expect a big push for martial law in the next 3-6 months. That's the final piece they need to make this happen.
Expect a big push for martial law in the next 3-6 months. That's the final piece they need to make this happen.
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Yes, THIS is that.
Expect a big push for martial law in the next 3-6 months. That's the final piece they need to make this happen.
Expect a big push for martial law in the next 3-6 months. That's the final piece they need to make this happen.
Melanoma was paid by the minute
Just like back in the old days
Just like back in the old days
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Melanoma was paid by the minute
Just like back in the old days
Just like back in the old days
That's a good zoo for them. Let them marinate in their hate while passers-by fling bananas & donuts, or whatever it is they eat out in the wild
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
That's a good zoo for them. Let them marinate in their hate while passers-by fling bananas & donuts, or whatever it is they eat out in the wild
That's the most convincing character Dump plays
Because it's not
Because it's not
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
That's the most convincing character Dump plays
Because it's not
Because it's not
It's like a chyron scrolling in my mind
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It's like a chyron scrolling in my mind
Quite a few of us are smart & edjumacated
That's the real game-changer
That's the real game-changer
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Quite a few of us are smart & edjumacated
That's the real game-changer
That's the real game-changer
What I find HILARIOUS is they think liberals don't pack
I guess it will be a brutal exercise in FAFO, orchestrated by Karma and yugely bungled by Pants Pissin' Pete Kegstand & his mighty Gravy Seals
I guess it will be a brutal exercise in FAFO, orchestrated by Karma and yugely bungled by Pants Pissin' Pete Kegstand & his mighty Gravy Seals
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What I find HILARIOUS is they think liberals don't pack
I guess it will be a brutal exercise in FAFO, orchestrated by Karma and yugely bungled by Pants Pissin' Pete Kegstand & his mighty Gravy Seals
I guess it will be a brutal exercise in FAFO, orchestrated by Karma and yugely bungled by Pants Pissin' Pete Kegstand & his mighty Gravy Seals
YEAH why aren't we deporting ALL 22-year old white men back to where they came from, since birthright citizenship is bad???
Charlie would want that. Especially if they had Russian heritage
Charlie would want that. Especially if they had Russian heritage
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
YEAH why aren't we deporting ALL 22-year old white men back to where they came from, since birthright citizenship is bad???
Charlie would want that. Especially if they had Russian heritage
Charlie would want that. Especially if they had Russian heritage
I guess those oil donors who helped get him erected & still pour billions into his offshores are getting restless with their doddering Dumpster fire
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I guess those oil donors who helped get him erected & still pour billions into his offshores are getting restless with their doddering Dumpster fire