Matthew "The Mumblin' Man" Hernandez
@mumblematt.bsky.social
33. He/Him
I mumble a lot. I'm sorry.
PNW
Taken
Disabled sad and shaky boi
Talks to himself about video games.
Can't stop eating things with jalapeno or buffalo sauce.
Chronic gut pain idk why lol
Pls play Monster Hunter with me.
I mumble a lot. I'm sorry.
PNW
Taken
Disabled sad and shaky boi
Talks to himself about video games.
Can't stop eating things with jalapeno or buffalo sauce.
Chronic gut pain idk why lol
Pls play Monster Hunter with me.
Pinned
Stuff I like:
-Kirby
-Monster Hunter
-Pokemon
-FF7 (og and remake series)
-Stardew Valley
-Dark Souls/Bloodborne/Elden Ring
-Metroid (and Metroidvanias)
-Hollow Knight
-Earthbound & Mother 3
-Omori
-Psychonauts
-3d platformers
-extremely casual fighting game fan
-Led Zeppelin
-Polyphia
-Kirby
-Monster Hunter
-Pokemon
-FF7 (og and remake series)
-Stardew Valley
-Dark Souls/Bloodborne/Elden Ring
-Metroid (and Metroidvanias)
-Hollow Knight
-Earthbound & Mother 3
-Omori
-Psychonauts
-3d platformers
-extremely casual fighting game fan
-Led Zeppelin
-Polyphia
I like the OG Trilogy well enough even though it's kinda juvenile lol. So I do think a Remake announcement is a good way to end it. But I wish they had *something* to show.
Castlevania was maybe the coolest announcement for me I guess. Oh and Silent Hill?? Idk what kind of pedigree is behind it tho.
Castlevania was maybe the coolest announcement for me I guess. Oh and Silent Hill?? Idk what kind of pedigree is behind it tho.
February 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I like the OG Trilogy well enough even though it's kinda juvenile lol. So I do think a Remake announcement is a good way to end it. But I wish they had *something* to show.
Castlevania was maybe the coolest announcement for me I guess. Oh and Silent Hill?? Idk what kind of pedigree is behind it tho.
Castlevania was maybe the coolest announcement for me I guess. Oh and Silent Hill?? Idk what kind of pedigree is behind it tho.
Oh no they ended on that huh...
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Oh no they ended on that huh...
Will someone play Big Walk with me
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Will someone play Big Walk with me
Can't bother caring about Marathon cuz I'm too busy wondering what assets Bungie lifted from artists without credit this time.
February 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Can't bother caring about Marathon cuz I'm too busy wondering what assets Bungie lifted from artists without credit this time.
Wow opening with a Kena sequel? Never finished the first one sadly.
Gameplay wise I actually think it's closer to Beyond Good and Evil than the BG&E sequel will probably be lol.
Aesthetically it's obviously much different though.
Gameplay wise I actually think it's closer to Beyond Good and Evil than the BG&E sequel will probably be lol.
Aesthetically it's obviously much different though.
February 12, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Wow opening with a Kena sequel? Never finished the first one sadly.
Gameplay wise I actually think it's closer to Beyond Good and Evil than the BG&E sequel will probably be lol.
Aesthetically it's obviously much different though.
Gameplay wise I actually think it's closer to Beyond Good and Evil than the BG&E sequel will probably be lol.
Aesthetically it's obviously much different though.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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It's maybe more of a budget title as well? Cuz some characters in Imprisonment like Qia just use a lot of the same combat animations as characters from Calamity. It's kind of baffling considering how much less they have to work with for characters now that they have to stick to canon.
Realistically we'll probably get info on Age of Imprisonment's free updates? I really hope it's something substantial cuz man... The roster in this one kinda sucks lol. They took the criticisms over Age of Calamity being fanfic too seriously and made a less fun game in response...
New Ace Attorney. Haunted Chocolatier. Age of Calamity Switch 2 Edition.
February 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
It's maybe more of a budget title as well? Cuz some characters in Imprisonment like Qia just use a lot of the same combat animations as characters from Calamity. It's kind of baffling considering how much less they have to work with for characters now that they have to stick to canon.
Realistically we'll probably get info on Age of Imprisonment's free updates? I really hope it's something substantial cuz man... The roster in this one kinda sucks lol. They took the criticisms over Age of Calamity being fanfic too seriously and made a less fun game in response...
New Ace Attorney. Haunted Chocolatier. Age of Calamity Switch 2 Edition.
share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Direct
February 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Realistically we'll probably get info on Age of Imprisonment's free updates? I really hope it's something substantial cuz man... The roster in this one kinda sucks lol. They took the criticisms over Age of Calamity being fanfic too seriously and made a less fun game in response...
New Ace Attorney. Haunted Chocolatier. Age of Calamity Switch 2 Edition.
February 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
New Ace Attorney. Haunted Chocolatier. Age of Calamity Switch 2 Edition.
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Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
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This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
I really need people to stop generating anything even if it's just to be like "see? It sucks right?"
WE KNOW IT SUCKS. STOP FUCKING DOING IT.
There is *zero* value to trash like this.
WE KNOW IT SUCKS. STOP FUCKING DOING IT.
There is *zero* value to trash like this.
Google’s new world AI model tool let me generate a bunch of Nintendo-inspired games. Including one featuring Link with a paraglider! Gift link: www.theverge.com/news/869726/...
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I really need people to stop generating anything even if it's just to be like "see? It sucks right?"
WE KNOW IT SUCKS. STOP FUCKING DOING IT.
There is *zero* value to trash like this.
WE KNOW IT SUCKS. STOP FUCKING DOING IT.
There is *zero* value to trash like this.
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Reposted by Matthew "The Mumblin' Man" Hernandez
January 31, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I strongly suspect that Beyond Good and Evil 2 will have literally nothing that people liked about Beyond Good and Evil.
January 31, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I strongly suspect that Beyond Good and Evil 2 will have literally nothing that people liked about Beyond Good and Evil.
Reposted by Matthew "The Mumblin' Man" Hernandez
Reposted by Matthew "The Mumblin' Man" Hernandez
What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
One of our birds has developed a habit of landing on our shoulder and immediately sneezing directly at our face.
So that's fun.
So that's fun.
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
One of our birds has developed a habit of landing on our shoulder and immediately sneezing directly at our face.
So that's fun.
So that's fun.
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Reposted by Matthew "The Mumblin' Man" Hernandez
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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Keep hearing devs say that they only use ai for "pre-concept art"
There is no pre-concept art. There is concept art. That's where the idea starts. With the concept.
You're using ai for concept art.
There is no pre-concept art. There is concept art. That's where the idea starts. With the concept.
You're using ai for concept art.
January 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Keep hearing devs say that they only use ai for "pre-concept art"
There is no pre-concept art. There is concept art. That's where the idea starts. With the concept.
You're using ai for concept art.
There is no pre-concept art. There is concept art. That's where the idea starts. With the concept.
You're using ai for concept art.
Got sick just in time for my birthday lol
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Got sick just in time for my birthday lol