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Lord David of Bell-End
@mungobrown.bsky.social
Dogs | Education | Nonsense (not always in order)

Born at 331ppm

Be what you want, just don’t be a c*nt.

Tired of enshittification

Former Headteacher | (Mostly) Woke | Humanist | Whipple Surgery 2023💜| #HeForShe | Happily Married
Trust the duck 🦆
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Love this. Ah to be 18 again!
The King Blues - Underneath This Lampost Light
YouTube video by UterusHotwirer
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Yo mumma…
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I must confirm I am *not* the saviour of all mankind.
I must confirm that I am *not* the oldest swinger in town.
I must confirm that I am *not* the fly
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This account smells of Aperol and Dog…
This account smells like Good Girl and red wine...
This account smells like Toblerone and negronis.
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Reposted by Lord David of Bell-End
A rail worker credited with saving multiple lives during a mass stabbing on a train has been named as Samir Zitouni.

The 48-year-old's actions on the Doncaster to London King's Cross service on Saturday evening were described as "nothing short of heroic
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Turning 50 is a bit meh 🫤 but receiving this from a good mate was 🤩 October 1975 was a different time! 😂 (reading the articles!)
November 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Blessed Samhain to all who celebrate 🐈‍⬛
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The most Scottish thing ever in our Air BnB 💪🏼😂

An IrnBru shrine 😂
October 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
On the train up to that there Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Cheers 🥂
October 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Drop an old person you are going to turn into the the future 👴🏻
October 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
These polls get weirder 🤨

This is YouGov btw - a respected polling company!
October 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
YouGov poll of the day. Definitely one of the uncool kids 🤓

Wbu?
October 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Baath ❌ Barth ✅

How say you? 😜
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Foie Gras

Star Wars (any)

No scrubs (or anything else R&B from that era)
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Anything with a brain. Absolutely nope. I used to eat meat but I’ve thought about it too much and now it just gives me the ick.

Star Wars 🥱

Perfect Day. I LOATHE it
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Red meat - work experience in a food tech lab taking swabs in an abattoir put pay to that.

Top Gun - Honestly, Tom Cruise gives me the ick.

Mr Brightside - Shouty mindpiss.
October 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Train wine so 🤷🏻‍♂️

Happy Saturday team!
October 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Whadyya doing Bluesky?

Lone pubbing after the fortnight from hell 🍻
October 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This made me smile so much
OK Go - Upside Down & Inside Out
YouTube video by OKGoVEVO
youtu.be
October 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A little light reading for your Tuesday evening folks 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
October 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I use this emoji a lot 🤗

Apparently it means boob- grabber.

I will never use it again 😳

-Fin-
October 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@un-ness-assary.bsky.social

Well happy birthday to you lovely ☺️ 🎂 🥳
October 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Why are people I don’t dragging up old posts and liking them?

This has the air of #jazztwat
October 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
@xxhi-its-lauraxx.bsky.social

Hey lovely! I find I will be in your fine city soon so I thought I would hive mind it! Where shall I stay? I was thinking House of Gods as I want a nice central locale but thought I’d see where you would suggest being a bit posh an all 😊
September 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Random picture of a dog cos why not?

Currently looking at me like I’m weird as I arrange cans of beer aesthetically on the dashboard 🤷🏻‍♂️ (dogs are good judges of character so…)
September 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Feel like an IPA kinda evening is on the cards 🍻

Cheers to all and have a lovely Saturday!

*ᴰᵉˢᵖᶦᵗᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦᵗ ᵐᵃʸ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ᶦⁿ ⁿᵒ ʷᵃʸ ᵃᵈᵛᵒᶜᵃᵗᵉˢ ᵈʳᶦⁿᵏ ᵈʳᶦᵛᶦⁿᵍ ⁻ ᴵ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵃʳᵉⁿ’ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᶜʰᶦˡˡᵉᵈᵎ
September 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM