Nikki Jayne
@nikkijayne.bsky.social
Talks too much, drinks too much, posts too much.
Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night 🧶🐛👾💃🏼
Science and science fiction nerd 🧬👽
West Mids. That means I say ‘mom’.
Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night 🧶🐛👾💃🏼
Science and science fiction nerd 🧬👽
West Mids. That means I say ‘mom’.
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Nikki Jayne
@nikkijayne.bsky.social
· Sep 29
I have a few new followers so hello!
I’m Nikki, 37, British (and slightly salty about it).
My interests include crochet and embroidery, reading (mainly sci-fi), socialising, and learning. I’m both an extrovert and a nerd.
I can be a *bit* of an oversharer so I apologise in advance for that.
I’m Nikki, 37, British (and slightly salty about it).
My interests include crochet and embroidery, reading (mainly sci-fi), socialising, and learning. I’m both an extrovert and a nerd.
I can be a *bit* of an oversharer so I apologise in advance for that.
Update: I’m 38.
Apparently wool mattress toppers are amazing for regulating your temperature in bed. Just looked and CHRIST I’ll stick to sweating thanks.
December 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Apparently wool mattress toppers are amazing for regulating your temperature in bed. Just looked and CHRIST I’ll stick to sweating thanks.
I’ve never been so influenced in my life.
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’ve never been so influenced in my life.
His emotions are too big 😭
This is Cody. He's always wanted a dog of his own, and his wish finally came true. Can already tell his new little brother Cooper is going to be his best friend forever. 13/10 for both (TT: codythegoldenboy)
December 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
His emotions are too big 😭
Dad’s PSA continues to fall and he doesn’t have another blood test for 3 months so that’s a nice Christmas we’re having! 🥳
He finished chemo a year ago. Modern medicine is fucking awesome. If we only put as much money into that instead of LLMs…
He finished chemo a year ago. Modern medicine is fucking awesome. If we only put as much money into that instead of LLMs…
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Dad’s PSA continues to fall and he doesn’t have another blood test for 3 months so that’s a nice Christmas we’re having! 🥳
He finished chemo a year ago. Modern medicine is fucking awesome. If we only put as much money into that instead of LLMs…
He finished chemo a year ago. Modern medicine is fucking awesome. If we only put as much money into that instead of LLMs…
Reading the updated A Short History of Nearly Everything (2.0) and this fact gets me every time.
Science is so fucking cool.
Science is so fucking cool.
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Reading the updated A Short History of Nearly Everything (2.0) and this fact gets me every time.
Science is so fucking cool.
Science is so fucking cool.
Oh my god, you could, I dunno, ASK OTHER PARENTS?!
I fear for humanity. Truly, I do. Like the Google Pixel advert where she’s asking her phone what flowers to get instead of THE FUCKING FLOWER SHOP OWNER.
I fear for humanity. Truly, I do. Like the Google Pixel advert where she’s asking her phone what flowers to get instead of THE FUCKING FLOWER SHOP OWNER.
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oh my god, you could, I dunno, ASK OTHER PARENTS?!
I fear for humanity. Truly, I do. Like the Google Pixel advert where she’s asking her phone what flowers to get instead of THE FUCKING FLOWER SHOP OWNER.
I fear for humanity. Truly, I do. Like the Google Pixel advert where she’s asking her phone what flowers to get instead of THE FUCKING FLOWER SHOP OWNER.
So. Crackly ear likely due to TMJ. Dizziness probably from neck. Booked in for an MRI since it’s covered and I might as well but he’s not expecting it to show anything. Just one of those things!
I had to have a camera up my nose which was gross but apparently I was ‘very stoic’ 💪🏼
I had to have a camera up my nose which was gross but apparently I was ‘very stoic’ 💪🏼
Opticians, seeing a friend for coffee over lunch, ENT appointment. A very productive day!
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
So. Crackly ear likely due to TMJ. Dizziness probably from neck. Booked in for an MRI since it’s covered and I might as well but he’s not expecting it to show anything. Just one of those things!
I had to have a camera up my nose which was gross but apparently I was ‘very stoic’ 💪🏼
I had to have a camera up my nose which was gross but apparently I was ‘very stoic’ 💪🏼
I could really hear a bird going for it at 3am this morning. Used my Merlin app and it was a robin? Do they normally sing at night?
December 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I could really hear a bird going for it at 3am this morning. Used my Merlin app and it was a robin? Do they normally sing at night?
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Off peak return
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December 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Off peak return
Opticians, seeing a friend for coffee over lunch, ENT appointment. A very productive day!
December 9, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Opticians, seeing a friend for coffee over lunch, ENT appointment. A very productive day!
Had to kick my duvet off last night and swap it for blankets. So sweaty!
This weather is NOT. NORMAL.
This weather is NOT. NORMAL.
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Had to kick my duvet off last night and swap it for blankets. So sweaty!
This weather is NOT. NORMAL.
This weather is NOT. NORMAL.
Even with The Observer gone, The Guardian still upholds its transphobic stance 🫠
Scottish nurse secures partial victory in trans doctor changing room case
Scottish nurse secures partial victory in trans doctor changing room case
Sandie Peggie wins harassment claim but tribunal dismisses allegations of discrimination and victimisation
A nurse who complained about sharing a women’s changing room with a transgender doctor has won part of her employment tribunal against NHS Fife but her claim against the doctor in question was dismissed.
Sandie Peggie was suspended by NHS Fife after complaining about having to share a changing room with Beth Upton at Victoria hospital in Kirkcaldy on Christmas Eve 2023. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Even with The Observer gone, The Guardian still upholds its transphobic stance 🫠
Got my book club name badge 🙌🏼
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Got my book club name badge 🙌🏼
I’m more annoyed about the use of the word ‘less’. It’s fewer. FEWERRRRRRRRRR.
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’m more annoyed about the use of the word ‘less’. It’s fewer. FEWERRRRRRRRRR.
Was fuming about this and I got sent one of our internal recognition high fives. Came just at the right time 😆
I’m on a call about our 2x a week office time and they are basically saying we don’t have enough space for anyone and tough.
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Was fuming about this and I got sent one of our internal recognition high fives. Came just at the right time 😆
I’m on a call about our 2x a week office time and they are basically saying we don’t have enough space for anyone and tough.
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m on a call about our 2x a week office time and they are basically saying we don’t have enough space for anyone and tough.
Gave up with the medical secretary of the ENT consultant I wanted and phoned another. Booked in tomorrow at 3pm! Also, friendliest medical secretary EVER. So lovely.
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Gave up with the medical secretary of the ENT consultant I wanted and phoned another. Booked in tomorrow at 3pm! Also, friendliest medical secretary EVER. So lovely.
I so desperately want to be the kind of woman that drinks whiskey neat, so I’m easing myself in with Orange Haig Club.
I did have a few sips of neat Jameson the other day and I kind of like it.
(When I say neat, I definitely mean on the rocks)
I did have a few sips of neat Jameson the other day and I kind of like it.
(When I say neat, I definitely mean on the rocks)
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I so desperately want to be the kind of woman that drinks whiskey neat, so I’m easing myself in with Orange Haig Club.
I did have a few sips of neat Jameson the other day and I kind of like it.
(When I say neat, I definitely mean on the rocks)
I did have a few sips of neat Jameson the other day and I kind of like it.
(When I say neat, I definitely mean on the rocks)
I’ve suddenly decided I need a rewatch of Rivals. God, it’s so fucking sexy.
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’ve suddenly decided I need a rewatch of Rivals. God, it’s so fucking sexy.
Oooh! I never got round to watching Tribe with Bruce Parry. I LOVED the OG series.
Are there any good science documentaries that have come out in the last year? Fancy expanding my mind.
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oooh! I never got round to watching Tribe with Bruce Parry. I LOVED the OG series.
Are there any good science documentaries that have come out in the last year? Fancy expanding my mind.
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Are there any good science documentaries that have come out in the last year? Fancy expanding my mind.
Done my classic making dinner but don’t want to eat it routine. Having a glass of vino instead.
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Done my classic making dinner but don’t want to eat it routine. Having a glass of vino instead.
Am I being stupid? Where do I use the other 10g of butter?
Is it in the ‘stir everything together’ bit?
Is it in the ‘stir everything together’ bit?
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Am I being stupid? Where do I use the other 10g of butter?
Is it in the ‘stir everything together’ bit?
Is it in the ‘stir everything together’ bit?
Put my tree up. It’s a half treee, so it doesn’t come too far into my room.
Only one glass bauble was harmed 🙌🏼
Only one glass bauble was harmed 🙌🏼
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Put my tree up. It’s a half treee, so it doesn’t come too far into my room.
Only one glass bauble was harmed 🙌🏼
Only one glass bauble was harmed 🙌🏼