Nikki Jayne
@nikkijayne.bsky.social
Talks too much, drinks too much, posts too much.
Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night 🧶🐛👾💃🏼
Science and science fiction nerd 🧬👽
West Mids. That means I say ‘mom’.
Copywriter by day, crafter/bookworm/gamer/social butterfly by night 🧶🐛👾💃🏼
Science and science fiction nerd 🧬👽
West Mids. That means I say ‘mom’.
I’ve never been so influenced in my life.
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’ve never been so influenced in my life.
Reading the updated A Short History of Nearly Everything (2.0) and this fact gets me every time.
Science is so fucking cool.
Science is so fucking cool.
December 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Reading the updated A Short History of Nearly Everything (2.0) and this fact gets me every time.
Science is so fucking cool.
Science is so fucking cool.
Oh my god, you could, I dunno, ASK OTHER PARENTS?!
I fear for humanity. Truly, I do. Like the Google Pixel advert where she’s asking her phone what flowers to get instead of THE FUCKING FLOWER SHOP OWNER.
I fear for humanity. Truly, I do. Like the Google Pixel advert where she’s asking her phone what flowers to get instead of THE FUCKING FLOWER SHOP OWNER.
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oh my god, you could, I dunno, ASK OTHER PARENTS?!
I fear for humanity. Truly, I do. Like the Google Pixel advert where she’s asking her phone what flowers to get instead of THE FUCKING FLOWER SHOP OWNER.
I fear for humanity. Truly, I do. Like the Google Pixel advert where she’s asking her phone what flowers to get instead of THE FUCKING FLOWER SHOP OWNER.
Got my book club name badge 🙌🏼
December 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Got my book club name badge 🙌🏼
Am I being stupid? Where do I use the other 10g of butter?
Is it in the ‘stir everything together’ bit?
Is it in the ‘stir everything together’ bit?
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Am I being stupid? Where do I use the other 10g of butter?
Is it in the ‘stir everything together’ bit?
Is it in the ‘stir everything together’ bit?
Put my tree up. It’s a half treee, so it doesn’t come too far into my room.
Only one glass bauble was harmed 🙌🏼
Only one glass bauble was harmed 🙌🏼
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Put my tree up. It’s a half treee, so it doesn’t come too far into my room.
Only one glass bauble was harmed 🙌🏼
Only one glass bauble was harmed 🙌🏼
Chocolate Bailey’s while we decorate the tree
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Chocolate Bailey’s while we decorate the tree
We got cute Photo Booth pictures!
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We got cute Photo Booth pictures!
Absolutely obsessed with this fleece headband that I will be taking with me skiing!
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Absolutely obsessed with this fleece headband that I will be taking with me skiing!
This never fails to make my day ☺️
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This never fails to make my day ☺️
When you never have and never will own a Xmas jumper but the theme is Xmas jumpers….. a festive bow and earrings will have to suffice
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When you never have and never will own a Xmas jumper but the theme is Xmas jumpers….. a festive bow and earrings will have to suffice
The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
It gave me life. I have never been so salty about a cancellation (Although 1849 was another bad one). Fuck Netflix.
It gave me life. I have never been so salty about a cancellation (Although 1849 was another bad one). Fuck Netflix.
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
It gave me life. I have never been so salty about a cancellation (Although 1849 was another bad one). Fuck Netflix.
It gave me life. I have never been so salty about a cancellation (Although 1849 was another bad one). Fuck Netflix.
Strong start.
Yes, I am 38 and my mother got this for me. Only child perks.
Yes, I am 38 and my mother got this for me. Only child perks.
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Strong start.
Yes, I am 38 and my mother got this for me. Only child perks.
Yes, I am 38 and my mother got this for me. Only child perks.
Also. I look cute and festive today!
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Also. I look cute and festive today!
Waterstones has double stamps on so one present for me (Bryson) and one for the parents ☺️
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Waterstones has double stamps on so one present for me (Bryson) and one for the parents ☺️
I was fed up of eating dinners that leave me hungry so I made myself a huge stir fry that was all veg and a little bit of tofu and I could only eat half 😆
Mission accomplished!
Also got these from H&B and they’re great!
Mission accomplished!
Also got these from H&B and they’re great!
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I was fed up of eating dinners that leave me hungry so I made myself a huge stir fry that was all veg and a little bit of tofu and I could only eat half 😆
Mission accomplished!
Also got these from H&B and they’re great!
Mission accomplished!
Also got these from H&B and they’re great!
Half my workout is unracking other people’s weight plates 😒
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Half my workout is unracking other people’s weight plates 😒
It’s giving Zoo Tycoon I LOVE IT 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
It’s giving Zoo Tycoon I LOVE IT 🥹
Awww. A year ago!
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Awww. A year ago!
Is it weird I prefer this at room temperature
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Is it weird I prefer this at room temperature