blue balls boba inc
@mupkid.bsky.social
I sell boba on active crosswalks around the mission and in parking lots. Show your membership while you’re also on the active crosswalk to get a discount. SF 🌁
Don’t call yourself a cosplayer unless you’ve used hot glue sticks for sounding
July 19, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Don’t call yourself a cosplayer unless you’ve used hot glue sticks for sounding
@trans.bsky.social hey before I forget, the legion of posting can’t all meet tonight at Mother (at least not me and Dianna) but we do need to rally more troops. Working on weekly shenanigans
July 18, 2023 at 11:02 PM
@trans.bsky.social hey before I forget, the legion of posting can’t all meet tonight at Mother (at least not me and Dianna) but we do need to rally more troops. Working on weekly shenanigans
Walking is ridiculous. What do you mean you need to haphazard around to go perceive sense data in different places? Vote yes on Issue 1: It’s our hive mind, and we need it now.
July 18, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Walking is ridiculous. What do you mean you need to haphazard around to go perceive sense data in different places? Vote yes on Issue 1: It’s our hive mind, and we need it now.
-Object permanence is gay
-We will be voting one Bluesky user off the platform per month survivor style which estimates no one will be left presuming no growth in 14167 years
-When retiring for the evening, you slap your knees, get up and announce “Well, it’s time to strap myself against the wall.”
-We will be voting one Bluesky user off the platform per month survivor style which estimates no one will be left presuming no growth in 14167 years
-When retiring for the evening, you slap your knees, get up and announce “Well, it’s time to strap myself against the wall.”
July 12, 2023 at 8:40 AM
-Object permanence is gay
-We will be voting one Bluesky user off the platform per month survivor style which estimates no one will be left presuming no growth in 14167 years
-When retiring for the evening, you slap your knees, get up and announce “Well, it’s time to strap myself against the wall.”
-We will be voting one Bluesky user off the platform per month survivor style which estimates no one will be left presuming no growth in 14167 years
-When retiring for the evening, you slap your knees, get up and announce “Well, it’s time to strap myself against the wall.”
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okay this also inspired me:
July 12, 2023 at 4:50 AM
okay this also inspired me:
Fixed this for you, will send out the meeting notes after tonight’s plotting session.
July 12, 2023 at 2:43 AM
Fixed this for you, will send out the meeting notes after tonight’s plotting session.
ACAB includes Protoman
July 12, 2023 at 12:37 AM
ACAB includes Protoman
Would you like to go out with me sometime or double it and give it to the next person?
July 10, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Would you like to go out with me sometime or double it and give it to the next person?
Man is condemned to be cringe. Condemned, because once invited into the world, he is responsible for everything he skeets.
I am cringe but I am free
July 8, 2023 at 8:19 AM
Man is condemned to be cringe. Condemned, because once invited into the world, he is responsible for everything he skeets.
Normalize selling the available space on your forehead as a billboard due to your receding hairline and then flying to Türkiye for a hair transplant surgery
June 30, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Normalize selling the available space on your forehead as a billboard due to your receding hairline and then flying to Türkiye for a hair transplant surgery
The founding fathers intended for hypothetical wedding websites to be exempt from anti-discrimination law.
June 30, 2023 at 7:52 PM
The founding fathers intended for hypothetical wedding websites to be exempt from anti-discrimination law.
Reskeet to increase the velocity at which I accidentally drop my iPhone on my Kafkaesque body and use my guts to paint the equivalent of the Sistine Chapel on bsky
June 28, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Reskeet to increase the velocity at which I accidentally drop my iPhone on my Kafkaesque body and use my guts to paint the equivalent of the Sistine Chapel on bsky
Me and @dianna.social at our Jetavana (Oasis), debating on whether we are to boof both arrows, or simply complete our contractual, synchronized Padum Padum choreography.
June 27, 2023 at 4:29 AM
Me and @dianna.social at our Jetavana (Oasis), debating on whether we are to boof both arrows, or simply complete our contractual, synchronized Padum Padum choreography.
We operate off Meowristotilean ethics here
June 27, 2023 at 2:41 AM
We operate off Meowristotilean ethics here
Now, the next part is very important, Grimace. They’re going to take you.
I don’t wanna grimace shake, I want you to bring him to me alive
June 26, 2023 at 10:05 PM
Now, the next part is very important, Grimace. They’re going to take you.
Keeping this skeet in front of me at all times to boycott big object
object permanence is a lie made up by big object to sell more objects
June 26, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Keeping this skeet in front of me at all times to boycott big object
Open casting call for The Girl with the Bad Dragon Tattoo
June 26, 2023 at 3:58 AM
Open casting call for The Girl with the Bad Dragon Tattoo
That isn’t a tummy I am a catboy it’s my primordial pouch uwu
June 25, 2023 at 10:12 PM
That isn’t a tummy I am a catboy it’s my primordial pouch uwu
Me at the club:
Wacky inflatable arm flailing tube twink
Wacky inflatable arm flailing tube twink
June 25, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Me at the club:
Wacky inflatable arm flailing tube twink
Wacky inflatable arm flailing tube twink
Junie B Jones and the Tgirls from Bluesky
June 24, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Junie B Jones and the Tgirls from Bluesky
Martin Sheen drew me on a napkin and said I looked just like him
Tell us a true story from your life that sounds made up.
June 23, 2023 at 7:51 AM
Martin Sheen drew me on a napkin and said I looked just like him
Please do not tap on the glass. The Waymo bourgeoisie, while breedable and at times submissive, are easily startled.
Treat me like a goldfish in a self driving bowl that you would only fuck from a respectful distance.
Treat me like a goldfish in a self driving bowl that you would only fuck from a respectful distance.
June 23, 2023 at 7:37 AM
Please do not tap on the glass. The Waymo bourgeoisie, while breedable and at times submissive, are easily startled.
Treat me like a goldfish in a self driving bowl that you would only fuck from a respectful distance.
Treat me like a goldfish in a self driving bowl that you would only fuck from a respectful distance.
@dianna.social can you wingwoman me I’m tryna get metempsychotic af this set. I’m looking for a man who’s hung like an allegorical chariot-pulling set of horses.
June 22, 2023 at 10:36 PM
@dianna.social can you wingwoman me I’m tryna get metempsychotic af this set. I’m looking for a man who’s hung like an allegorical chariot-pulling set of horses.
Yeah I’m cis
Cis
Is a
Slur
Cis
Is a
Slur
June 21, 2023 at 9:06 AM
Yeah I’m cis
Cis
Is a
Slur
Cis
Is a
Slur
If there’s a Will, there’s a Grace
June 21, 2023 at 5:46 AM
If there’s a Will, there’s a Grace