The muppety one
muppetk.bsky.social
The muppety one
@muppetk.bsky.social
So muppety. So tired. Alleged adult. Disaster Muppet. Big nerd.

Cw: food for the entire account because I am stress baking like whoa for the next few years.

(Queer acupuncturist. Pro vax. V lefty. Long Covid sucks four assed monkey butt.)
😆 fair. ESP this year.
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
this is about me going stabby, isn’t it 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
🤣
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Suuuure you’re not Tizzy
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oh interesting!
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Also. BRB googling doenjang!!!
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sriracha isn’t that hot though
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*ponder* now I’m wondering about adding a squirt of sriracha to the recipe… but honestly I got it so good on the first shot that I kind of don’t want to fuck with it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Ooh. Someday I need to actually buy and try gochujang. (I know, I know. But it’s been a budget few years here and I don’t necessarily want things to be *that* hot so I haven’t been experimenting much with heat.)
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Ooh. I need to try this in a grilled cheese.
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
One caveat though: the color comes out looking close to a pumpkin bread. Which can be confusing to see sweet pumpkin bread and taste SAVORY SOUP FLAVORED bread.

This would make a GREAT sandwich bread for meats. Not so much for peanut butter. 😆
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The ratio for the curious and frequently baking is 420g flour (3.5cups) to 2tbsp paprika. Gets a nice strong paprika flavor with juuuust a smidge of heat. Like the kind of heat you get from cinnamon, not peppers.
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
That’s what i thought
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Or more importantly: casseroles, soups, taco seasoning, croquettes, etc

The part *I* am most excited about is being able to make broth with the carcass. And then soup from the broth.
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
FFS. Probably TASTES great too.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
📌
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Acupuncture sounds like woo because of translation issues and probably no small smattering of racism/cultural appropriation, but has lots of good studies backing it up.

…*sigh*, says the totally unbiased white acupuncturist of 20 years. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Glad it helped you.
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
UNANIMOUSLY WHAT
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Wait. Schumer did something right?? I must be missing something.
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM