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Immortal Grapefruit Technique
@murdershetwote.bsky.social
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Semi-retired shitposter.
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A white cat curled up on a blue bedspread. She has tucked her legs together so that her silhouette resembles a fried shrimp.
August 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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June 25's Heathcliff. Bipedal orange and white cats are holding hands on a sidewalk in front of a deli. They're wearing pink helmets labeled "Ham" and "Honey Ham", respectively. Two deli employees stand outside, observing. One is speaking. The caption reads, "I got my wife that helmet."
August 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Even moreso, Vile Vendor. It appears as a completely functional vending machine, only notable in that it stocks the best healing item in the game--until you win the bonus prize, when it reveals itself and attacks you.
A DS screenshot showing a vending machine input. The text box at the bottom, triggered by winning the bonus prize, reads "Congratulations human! I will gift you with death!" An RPG battle screenshot. On the right is a party, on the left is a vending machine with robot arms, eye stalks, tank treads, and a nasty set of teeth over its dispensing slot.
July 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Metal Max 2: Reloaded continues the series tradition of outlandish monsters, including Mimic Stairs, an apparently normal staircase that jumps you if you try to climb it.
An screenshot of an RPG battle screen. A party is arranged on the right, while a betoothed staircase stares them down on the left. "Mimic Stairs has appeared!" appears in a text box at the bottom on the screen.
July 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Hades 2 updated today, dropping a VERY non-descript "Updated voiceover for Athena" buried way down the page. Marin Miller is now only credited for their work for "Additional Voices" and Athena is voiced by Ethel Cutler, an unknown to me.
A screencap of Hades 2's credits page, showing Ethel Cutler as voicing Athena and Marin Miller as voicing Additional Voices.
July 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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A man from a Simpsons gag saying "I'm seeing double here,"
June 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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oh yeah i heard about that one
Promotional art for Uma Musume Pretty Derby, an anime (possibly media series) about girls who are also race horses. It's full of busy artwork of girls with horse ears in elaborate costumes.
June 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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met slime throwback
A dragon quest slime, smiling in the most perfect shape discovered by humans, wearing a megaman met's cap, a japanese-style construction helmet with a green cross on the forehead.
June 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Guybrush Threepwood, in the ending scene of Secret of Monkey Island, saying "Never use more than 8 gigabytes on a computer game."
May 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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master of stealth
A white cat, curled into a tight ball atop a white blanket—she is well camouflaged. Her front leg is tucked over her face, concealing her eyes and nose, but the pink of her ear stands out.
May 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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"...I don't think so."
A still of Animaniac's Dot princess-carrying a caricaturized Prince, from the classic overlooked-censor-bait "fingerprints" gag you've likely seen a dozen times if you're on this website. Dot looks gormless, while Prince is leering suggestively, causing us to ask some uncomfortable questions about how old exactly the Warner Brothers And Warner Sister, Dot are supposed to be. "Almost not worth thinking about," as my girlfriend would say.
May 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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She's a grumpy old lady
Roux, a white cat, loafing immaculately on a pillow while gazing at something unknown but surely interesting just out of frame.
May 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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A slime from Dragon Quest, a platonically perfect ideal of a little guy. A droplet-shaped blue goo with a beaming smile. The slime has persisted unchanged since the original Dragon Quest, much like the coelacanth, who achieved a perfect form and has no need to evolve.
April 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Homer Simpson erroneously subtitled as saying "I sleep in a big bed with my wife and husband."
March 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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master of stealth
A lightly musses bedspread with several plushes in a pile. Most of them are on their sides, presenting a roughly circular silhouette. A white cat lies nearby, curled into a nearly perfectly round shape, only ruined by a triangle of pink ear. At a casual glance, one might not realize she wasn't just one of the plushes.
March 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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if you yell at me for this post this is who you're being mean to
Concept art for XCOM 2's Viper unit: a person-sized hooded snake with a humanoid upper torso. She is depicted front and back wearing articulated scale armor that upsettingly leaves her upper pelvis area bare. In a third drawing, she is nude, revealing improbable snake tits, and unhinging her jaw. The audience reaction to these units was unbearably horny, but seeing this concept art reveals that the trouble began at home. No wonder they made her a constrictor too.
March 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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aaaaaa
A white cat, curled into shrimp-shape, caught mid-yawn so she looks like she's screaming. She is nestled at the foot of a bed between a white, fluffy blanket and a pink-and-white plush with embroidered hearts. A few pink toes are on display, as a special treat.
March 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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ludicrous creature
A white cat with a single clipped ear, laying curled on her side, eyes closed with an expression of either contentment or determined obliviousness. One rear paw is sticking up, exposing a crop of fresh pink toe beans. Reader, of course I touched the beans.
March 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Today is just one of the many days you can and should post this.
A still from Twin Peaks. Agent Dale Cooper is driving his car while speaking into a recorder, saying "Diane, 11:30 a.m., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."
February 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I was gripped by a vision and had to teach myself to sprite to realize it. With apologies to @veradrew22.bsky.social and @localthunk.bsky.social.
A Balatro-styled joker card featuring the titular character from The People's Joker, wearing her purple suit jacket, canary vest, teal cravat, and gay little hat.
February 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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A Bluesky search box showing no results for "gay mergirl bath water" (as in a mermaid girl who is gay)
January 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I'm being judged
A white cat amid a pile of plushes and bedsheets, brow darkened by an expression of serious concern. She looks like your dad about to dredge up every scrap of internalized baby boomer homophobia to ask where the hell you're going wearing that makeup.
January 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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anyway i dont post there anymore but heres the old lady
a white cat laying down, mouth open like she's a muppet mugging to the camera after a laugh line
December 30, 2024 at 8:04 AM
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Phoenix Wright saying "'Almost Christmas' means it wasn't Christmas!" The quotation marks around "Almost Christmas" are, for incomprehensible reasons, both left-facing closing marks, not even neutral dumb quotes (such as Bluesky's default font uses), made even more baffling by Japanese's use of left and right quote brackets, so there's no possible technical explanation for having only one quote mark character in English. There's no excuse for this kind of sloppy localization.
December 24, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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White cat SHOCKS geometers by forming perfect circle??? (not clickbait)
A white cat curled up into a rough circle, one paw covering her face. Her ear and tail have been tucked into the curve in commitment to the bit. It's really more like an oval, but that sort of pedantry will only starve your heart of joy.
November 1, 2024 at 9:42 PM