Immortal Grapefruit Technique
@murdershetwote.bsky.social
Semi-retired shitposter.
She/her
She/her
"Riddle me piss, Batman!"
—The Piddler
—The Piddler
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"Riddle me piss, Batman!"
—The Piddler
—The Piddler
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So, next week is my birthday. It's been a rough one recently ngl so if you want to help with stuff or just get me a birthday gift, consider this friendly link www.paypal.com/paypalme/ava...
Pay Ava Ayers using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/Avagardra and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So, next week is my birthday. It's been a rough one recently ngl so if you want to help with stuff or just get me a birthday gift, consider this friendly link www.paypal.com/paypalme/ava...
It would be horsegirls, if not for the linguistic collision. Interestingly, cowgirls, despite the same problem, are the clear frontrunner.
However, longtime readers will know I'm calling beegirl futures up, especially with the rising cost of living.
However, longtime readers will know I'm calling beegirl futures up, especially with the rising cost of living.
what's the next trend after everyone gets bored of pet play and sends all the dog girls to live on a farm upstate?
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It would be horsegirls, if not for the linguistic collision. Interestingly, cowgirls, despite the same problem, are the clear frontrunner.
However, longtime readers will know I'm calling beegirl futures up, especially with the rising cost of living.
However, longtime readers will know I'm calling beegirl futures up, especially with the rising cost of living.
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mamdani is gonna implement shandalar law. if you want to add new cards to your deck, you have to wander the map and look for random wizard duels
Mamdani gonna implement Shaaloani law. All disputes settled via shootout duels using non-lethal rounds with all the authenticity of a spaghetti western directed by Japanese anime enthusiasts.
(This is a timely Final Fantasy XIV reference)
(This is a timely Final Fantasy XIV reference)
Mamdani is going to implement Shannara law. Everything will be extremely derivative of Tolkien and predictable.
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
mamdani is gonna implement shandalar law. if you want to add new cards to your deck, you have to wander the map and look for random wizard duels
gex is short for "gay gex"
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
gex is short for "gay gex"
Actually, Victor Frankenstein never finished med school. Doctor Frankenstein is his creation, Adam Frankenstein, who went on to earn a PhD in women's studies.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Actually, Victor Frankenstein never finished med school. Doctor Frankenstein is his creation, Adam Frankenstein, who went on to earn a PhD in women's studies.
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there's just no way
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
there's just no way
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zohran mamdani
June 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
zohran mamdani
[Bratty Sub Soundgarden voice] I'm gonna break my rusty cage and cum.
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
[Bratty Sub Soundgarden voice] I'm gonna break my rusty cage and cum.
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I need another $600 by the 10th in order to be okay.
My housing situation isn't exactly a stable one at the moment and I'd really like to not rock the boat right now.
I don't get paid for 2 more weeks and don't want to lose access to school and work.
My housing situation isn't exactly a stable one at the moment and I'd really like to not rock the boat right now.
I don't get paid for 2 more weeks and don't want to lose access to school and work.
So it was my birthday a few days ago. I have some urgent needs rn:
- better shoes and clothes for school
- food assistance(bye snap)
- help with bills, rent
- service/oil change for my car
Venmo: @adrioliviaDT
Please help me make it through Cosmo school!!!
- better shoes and clothes for school
- food assistance(bye snap)
- help with bills, rent
- service/oil change for my car
Venmo: @adrioliviaDT
Please help me make it through Cosmo school!!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I need another $600 by the 10th in order to be okay.
My housing situation isn't exactly a stable one at the moment and I'd really like to not rock the boat right now.
I don't get paid for 2 more weeks and don't want to lose access to school and work.
My housing situation isn't exactly a stable one at the moment and I'd really like to not rock the boat right now.
I don't get paid for 2 more weeks and don't want to lose access to school and work.
It seems like the holiday season comes earlier every year. Halloween is barely gone, and I'm already seeing people put up their Folger's Incest Ad decorations.
November 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
It seems like the holiday season comes earlier every year. Halloween is barely gone, and I'm already seeing people put up their Folger's Incest Ad decorations.
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I live 100ft away from a retired House rep in his 80s who I see at least monthly at our neighborhood social; he has said to me almost verbatim what Duncan said here. Older members are terrified of walking away from the 20-person 24/7 support network you can't even get in a high end nursing home.
I keep saying this but the reason members of congress want to stay in office until they die is they can't buy that kind of elder care anywhere else, even if they are rich
April 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I live 100ft away from a retired House rep in his 80s who I see at least monthly at our neighborhood social; he has said to me almost verbatim what Duncan said here. Older members are terrified of walking away from the 20-person 24/7 support network you can't even get in a high end nursing home.
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As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture
Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme
bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme
bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture
Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme
bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme
bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
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Announcing that Rhythm Doggo has a steam page now! It'd be super helpful if you wishlist it!
store.steampowered.com/app/4090240/...
Key art by @1neila1.bsky.social
store.steampowered.com/app/4090240/...
Key art by @1neila1.bsky.social
Rhythm Doggo on Steam
You wanted to play a video game and just got transformed into a dog! Rhythm Doggo is a classic platform adventure where you play as a dog and make music on the way. Can you go back to your human form?
store.steampowered.com
October 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Announcing that Rhythm Doggo has a steam page now! It'd be super helpful if you wishlist it!
store.steampowered.com/app/4090240/...
Key art by @1neila1.bsky.social
store.steampowered.com/app/4090240/...
Key art by @1neila1.bsky.social
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Fund Me Fridays is back!
In honor of Link, who remains unjustly banned, I will be reposting mutual aid links under this thread.
Drop your links and let’s meet some needs!
In honor of Link, who remains unjustly banned, I will be reposting mutual aid links under this thread.
Drop your links and let’s meet some needs!
October 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Fund Me Fridays is back!
In honor of Link, who remains unjustly banned, I will be reposting mutual aid links under this thread.
Drop your links and let’s meet some needs!
In honor of Link, who remains unjustly banned, I will be reposting mutual aid links under this thread.
Drop your links and let’s meet some needs!
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The Jays have the chance to do the funniest thing Canada has done since 1814
Imagine winning the World Series. You'd get to visit the ruins that used to be the White House
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The Jays have the chance to do the funniest thing Canada has done since 1814
Maybe there should be a rule that says a dog can't play basketball.
October 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Maybe there should be a rule that says a dog can't play basketball.
need me a freak like this
brother herbert wheeling his bigass cabbage around the abbey like a newborn baby
October 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
need me a freak like this
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Some recent projects and also my commissions are open for interesting projects, feel free to dm or email
October 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Some recent projects and also my commissions are open for interesting projects, feel free to dm or email
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Things are starting to feel pretty scary, I won’t get into it but I’m feeling uncertain about how reliable money will be for a while.
Consider signing up and taking a peak at my writing drafts!
Consider signing up and taking a peak at my writing drafts!
Hey so I'm expecting a lot of really big hits to my savings at the end of this year, so if you like my work might I entice you to throw even a buck over to my patreon?
If we hit $100 i'll commit to doing patreon monthly content for my writing/art!
patreon.com/avamiranda
If we hit $100 i'll commit to doing patreon monthly content for my writing/art!
patreon.com/avamiranda
Get more from Ava on Patreon
Writing, Illustration, Animation, & Game Design
patreon.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Things are starting to feel pretty scary, I won’t get into it but I’m feeling uncertain about how reliable money will be for a while.
Consider signing up and taking a peak at my writing drafts!
Consider signing up and taking a peak at my writing drafts!
Just a reminder for all my followers. If you're on Windows 10, please update even if you don't want to. You can use Rufus and a thumb drive to bypass the hardware check, and the debloat script downthread will tear out the worst aspects of 11. You can always DM me if you need help! thx babes be safe
Correction: they've improved it from the last time I checked.
You can now upgrade an existing Windows 10 install to Windows 11 without wiping the hard drive, using the Rufus method.
You can now upgrade an existing Windows 10 install to Windows 11 without wiping the hard drive, using the Rufus method.
How to install Windows 11 your way (and avoid Microsoft's restrictions)
With this free utility, you can upgrade from Windows 10 - or install Windows 11 on a clean PC - without bumping into Microsoft's onerous requirements. Here's how.
www.zdnet.com
October 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just a reminder for all my followers. If you're on Windows 10, please update even if you don't want to. You can use Rufus and a thumb drive to bypass the hardware check, and the debloat script downthread will tear out the worst aspects of 11. You can always DM me if you need help! thx babes be safe
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Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
October 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
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Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do.
In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.
Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.
In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.
Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.
October 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Since Link is banned, his mutual aid Fridays have gone with him. This was one of the most altruistic things I’ve seen anyone on this site do.
In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.
Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.
In light of this, I’m gonna try to fill the gap.
Drop your mutual aid requests under this thread and I will repost them for as long as I can.