Charlotte Not-Sanguine
@knaveryesque.bsky.social
Cryptic/dry utterances, appalling puns, sci-fi stuff, and sundry other things. Swiftie, I've realized. ❤️ Chappell Roan. D&D, She/they.
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The Big Bang isn't the background noise of the universe, it's the ghosts of sentient beings screaming forever in the dark.
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Spiritualism skyrocketed in the US after its brutal Civil War killed roughly 750,000 people - and now in the wake of Covid’s million+ death toll, modern Americans are using ChatGPT to speak with the spirits. In this paper I will
I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Spiritualism skyrocketed in the US after its brutal Civil War killed roughly 750,000 people - and now in the wake of Covid’s million+ death toll, modern Americans are using ChatGPT to speak with the spirits. In this paper I will
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Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Trump wrongly indicted me. I’ll rightly impeach him.
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
Impeachment isn’t just an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent — but is it working?
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God DAMN this is a good ranking.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
God DAMN this is a good ranking.
Cat knocked over a user’s laptop today, breaking the screen aka a catastrophe.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Cat knocked over a user’s laptop today, breaking the screen aka a catastrophe.
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Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor, Charlie Brown!
I Am Charlie Brown, King Of Kings, Look On My Works, Ye Mighty, And Despair
Et tu, ...Charlie Brown?——Then fall Linus.
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor, Charlie Brown!
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i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.
if there's a reason to keep up the "tribunals for all involved" discourse one such reason it is to put in stark relief how far away some of the Dem politicking is from the mood on the ground
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.
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tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
tech companies continually learning people don't want these things
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Also faramir has a banger quote about just war during the encounter
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Also faramir has a banger quote about just war during the encounter
The best WKRP reference
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The best WKRP reference
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in a just world these laws would be struck down as violating the establishment clause
I forgot I lived in Bergen county NJ for a moment where it’s illegal to buy 90% of things on Sunday
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
in a just world these laws would be struck down as violating the establishment clause
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Hang onto these pictures because Hegseth will have the offending sign removed as soon as he sobers up today.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hang onto these pictures because Hegseth will have the offending sign removed as soon as he sobers up today.
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If I wanted to speed run a dystopian dark age, I would:
- close public libraries
- enshittify the internet to the point of unusability
- end childhood vaccinations
- reserve healthcare for the rich
- cut humanities programs at universities
- pour the nation's wealth into AI companies
ODDLY ENOUGH
- close public libraries
- enshittify the internet to the point of unusability
- end childhood vaccinations
- reserve healthcare for the rich
- cut humanities programs at universities
- pour the nation's wealth into AI companies
ODDLY ENOUGH
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If I wanted to speed run a dystopian dark age, I would:
- close public libraries
- enshittify the internet to the point of unusability
- end childhood vaccinations
- reserve healthcare for the rich
- cut humanities programs at universities
- pour the nation's wealth into AI companies
ODDLY ENOUGH
- close public libraries
- enshittify the internet to the point of unusability
- end childhood vaccinations
- reserve healthcare for the rich
- cut humanities programs at universities
- pour the nation's wealth into AI companies
ODDLY ENOUGH
Going to have to arrange some time to get obsessed with Hazbin Hotel.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Going to have to arrange some time to get obsessed with Hazbin Hotel.
I love turkey fire season.
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I love turkey fire season.
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You guys, if you are a Pluribus fan, google that word right now.
(Google may be evil now, but they still have some panache)
(Google may be evil now, but they still have some panache)
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You guys, if you are a Pluribus fan, google that word right now.
(Google may be evil now, but they still have some panache)
(Google may be evil now, but they still have some panache)
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I will never get this out of my head
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I will never get this out of my head
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The sheer effort of laying out everything wrong w/ this argument *&* the fact that it's meaningless to even do so unless & until the full force of the law is levied at these people who are themselves the literal enforcement arm of the law is further evidence that we are all dead & this is superhell.
New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The sheer effort of laying out everything wrong w/ this argument *&* the fact that it's meaningless to even do so unless & until the full force of the law is levied at these people who are themselves the literal enforcement arm of the law is further evidence that we are all dead & this is superhell.
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it is very much Lovecraftian cosmic horror bc the horror isn’t something “scary” as much as an sense of deep violation upon the contemplation of a sexual act between a woman and a strange creature from New England that non-ironically hates human lives
has anyone pirated the Eldritch Horror post yet
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
it is very much Lovecraftian cosmic horror bc the horror isn’t something “scary” as much as an sense of deep violation upon the contemplation of a sexual act between a woman and a strange creature from New England that non-ironically hates human lives
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but ACAB also means Ea-Nasir
All coppers are bad
All coppers are bad
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but ACAB also means Ea-Nasir
All coppers are bad
All coppers are bad
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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rhythm. percussion. melody. harmony. my grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when David Bowie kept the balance between the four groups. But that all changed when the Rhythm Nation attacked.
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
rhythm. percussion. melody. harmony. my grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when David Bowie kept the balance between the four groups. But that all changed when the Rhythm Nation attacked.