Murkytowels
@murkytowels.bsky.social
Bartender, cosplayer, artist (debatable) and twitch streamer (who will actually be streaming again very soon.) Owner of some of the biggest Bahongas this side of the Brown Snake in Meanjin
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Murkytowels
@murkytowels.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Have some of my greatest hits since I haven't put them here yet
Genuinely yearn for a world where being a real estate agent isn't being a class traitor because I would absolutely DEMOLISH as a realtor
December 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Genuinely yearn for a world where being a real estate agent isn't being a class traitor because I would absolutely DEMOLISH as a realtor
Please look at my beautiful baby girl
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Please look at my beautiful baby girl
I really wish I could properly convey what bogans are to my North American friends and family, but it really is hard to properly explain that it's like if the Beverly hillbillies were casual racists that the economy relied on
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I really wish I could properly convey what bogans are to my North American friends and family, but it really is hard to properly explain that it's like if the Beverly hillbillies were casual racists that the economy relied on
Btw this is what plays in my head while I'm at work 97% of the time
December 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Btw this is what plays in my head while I'm at work 97% of the time
I'm always gonna be the sluttiest bartender at my bar idgaf if it's a Christmas party tits are OUT
December 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I'm always gonna be the sluttiest bartender at my bar idgaf if it's a Christmas party tits are OUT
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
I miss the snow so much like I wanna be cold again
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I miss the snow so much like I wanna be cold again
-Meal preps and eats significantly healthier but similar amount for the past 3 weeks
-Gains 4 kg and is somehow above 100kg for the first time since 2018
-still looks good so doesn't gaf
-Gains 4 kg and is somehow above 100kg for the first time since 2018
-still looks good so doesn't gaf
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
-Meal preps and eats significantly healthier but similar amount for the past 3 weeks
-Gains 4 kg and is somehow above 100kg for the first time since 2018
-still looks good so doesn't gaf
-Gains 4 kg and is somehow above 100kg for the first time since 2018
-still looks good so doesn't gaf
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Hiiiiiii my new Bench Press pb is 115kg (255lbs roughly)
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Hiiiiiii my new Bench Press pb is 115kg (255lbs roughly)
MEGA CHIMECHO I KNOW THATS FUCKING RIGHT FOR ONE OF MY OG FAVES
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
MEGA CHIMECHO I KNOW THATS FUCKING RIGHT FOR ONE OF MY OG FAVES
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I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I saw Marge with Piccolo's cape and I couldn't stop my hands from moving.
Florence Welch they can never make me hate you.
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Florence Welch they can never make me hate you.
Just gonna weigh in on this as someone who 1: has worked with dogs professionally 2: used to stream 3-5 times a week and 3: is extremely politically left leaning.
There is no excuse for any form of shock collar on dogs. If you use one it is either selfish, abuse, or you are training them poorly.
There is no excuse for any form of shock collar on dogs. If you use one it is either selfish, abuse, or you are training them poorly.
October 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Just gonna weigh in on this as someone who 1: has worked with dogs professionally 2: used to stream 3-5 times a week and 3: is extremely politically left leaning.
There is no excuse for any form of shock collar on dogs. If you use one it is either selfish, abuse, or you are training them poorly.
There is no excuse for any form of shock collar on dogs. If you use one it is either selfish, abuse, or you are training them poorly.
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
I think the world is getting a point where performers need to stipulate in their booking fees and rules that AI art can't be used to promote their event. Because the amount of times I'm seeing queens/burlesque artists promoted with AI art and they say nothing is getting on my nerves.
September 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I think the world is getting a point where performers need to stipulate in their booking fees and rules that AI art can't be used to promote their event. Because the amount of times I'm seeing queens/burlesque artists promoted with AI art and they say nothing is getting on my nerves.
Connie and carla is the best bad film ever made. Also it isn't bad it's amazing. It should have won 17 oscars
September 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Connie and carla is the best bad film ever made. Also it isn't bad it's amazing. It should have won 17 oscars
List of atrocities my boyfriend has committed
1: when we hired cleaners he hired the French.
1: when we hired cleaners he hired the French.
September 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
List of atrocities my boyfriend has committed
1: when we hired cleaners he hired the French.
1: when we hired cleaners he hired the French.
Not the best photo because I had to sneak it while the PT was in the shower 😅
September 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Not the best photo because I had to sneak it while the PT was in the shower 😅
At a point in my life where I have nightmares about my pants ripping. Not because I think it's embarrassing, but because pants cost money and I don't want to have to buy more pants.
September 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
At a point in my life where I have nightmares about my pants ripping. Not because I think it's embarrassing, but because pants cost money and I don't want to have to buy more pants.
Love seeing beautiful queer love and finding ways to show that through adversity.
As a part of the Raid-Train incentive, my fiance @jontinpaul.bsky.social agreed to shave his head in solidarity since I was losing my hair from chemo <3 wtf
September 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Love seeing beautiful queer love and finding ways to show that through adversity.
When will the bears stop using AI to create the worst softcore porn imaginable. When will it end
September 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
When will the bears stop using AI to create the worst softcore porn imaginable. When will it end
I lifted a moo deng apparently (I did not track this correctly at all and probably lifted like 2x more)
September 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I lifted a moo deng apparently (I did not track this correctly at all and probably lifted like 2x more)