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so sad that these big brave boys are gonna slip and shoot their own dicks off :((( so tragic :((((
Welcome to Minnesota, fuckers. Also this is super disturbing because the ICE agent's assault rifle appears to fire as he falls down.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
This was filmed by a friend near Chicago and Lake last night.
January 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
so sad that these big brave boys are gonna slip and shoot their own dicks off :((( so tragic :((((
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Woke gets a lot of hate these days but I get to have boobs and a hot socialist vegan wife so honestly my criticism is limited.
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Woke gets a lot of hate these days but I get to have boobs and a hot socialist vegan wife so honestly my criticism is limited.
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me when something is described as "profoundly un-American"
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
me when something is described as "profoundly un-American"
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*reads the verb doing like the onomatopoeia boing*
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
*reads the verb doing like the onomatopoeia boing*
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Forcefem
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Forcefem
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who up juneing their lalonde
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
who up juneing their lalonde
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Cis allies, if you're not sure of a trans person's pronouns, be sure not to eat of their food or dance to their music, for if you do you may find yourself in the intoxicating reverie of the trans people for three hundred years, and though you age not a day, all your loved will be dead and gone.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Cis allies, if you're not sure of a trans person's pronouns, be sure not to eat of their food or dance to their music, for if you do you may find yourself in the intoxicating reverie of the trans people for three hundred years, and though you age not a day, all your loved will be dead and gone.
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I don’t care who you are, the one thing that links all of the -isms and bigotries together and sets them on fire is eugenics and ableism.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I don’t care who you are, the one thing that links all of the -isms and bigotries together and sets them on fire is eugenics and ableism.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
They’ve been playing you all the entire time. There is no progress in this country for ANYTHING without equity for disabled people.
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shoutout to fat women. fuck yeah man.
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
shoutout to fat women. fuck yeah man.
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gonna start calling my appendectomy middle surgery
September 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
gonna start calling my appendectomy middle surgery
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hate to be the bearer of bad news to the pretentious but pornography is not a lower form of art just because you feel weird after you jerk off sometimes.
this isn't about "the noose tightening," this isn't just suppression of expression and art, this is un-elected, international suppression of art.
this isn't about "the noose tightening," this isn't just suppression of expression and art, this is un-elected, international suppression of art.
September 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
hate to be the bearer of bad news to the pretentious but pornography is not a lower form of art just because you feel weird after you jerk off sometimes.
this isn't about "the noose tightening," this isn't just suppression of expression and art, this is un-elected, international suppression of art.
this isn't about "the noose tightening," this isn't just suppression of expression and art, this is un-elected, international suppression of art.
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Whenever people ask me my five ideal dinner guests living or dead I always say Luigi Mangione and then whichever four billionaires I'm most pissed off with.
August 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Whenever people ask me my five ideal dinner guests living or dead I always say Luigi Mangione and then whichever four billionaires I'm most pissed off with.
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hiding behind the couch shaking and pissing myself because i saw animated lesbians. i need to get a grip... i have to record my features on the new minkus the funk, jung qoozy, young farm & fleet, jordan the bibliographer, lil dicky, and mid sized sedan albums today if i'm gonna stay on schedule.
August 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
hiding behind the couch shaking and pissing myself because i saw animated lesbians. i need to get a grip... i have to record my features on the new minkus the funk, jung qoozy, young farm & fleet, jordan the bibliographer, lil dicky, and mid sized sedan albums today if i'm gonna stay on schedule.
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drew fat winner pent again #hazbinhotel
August 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
drew fat winner pent again #hazbinhotel
it's just like. the situation had plenty of goo. i feel like you were already able to get your slime on. quit goopin while i talk to you, its fucking disrespectful
August 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
it's just like. the situation had plenty of goo. i feel like you were already able to get your slime on. quit goopin while i talk to you, its fucking disrespectful
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honestly fascinated by how meteoric bungie's falloff has been post-halo, destiny feels like a hidden camera show to find out how much bullshit people are willing to put up with if you let them shoot a gun that feels nice
🚨 BREAKING: Bungie CEO Pete Parsons is retiring from his role.
August 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
honestly fascinated by how meteoric bungie's falloff has been post-halo, destiny feels like a hidden camera show to find out how much bullshit people are willing to put up with if you let them shoot a gun that feels nice
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honestly one of the compliments I hold in highest regard is the number of people who have said they trust me to write good fantasy, which is one of the most mortifying responsibilities you can have saddled on you
August 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
honestly one of the compliments I hold in highest regard is the number of people who have said they trust me to write good fantasy, which is one of the most mortifying responsibilities you can have saddled on you
which mental illness is only choosing fits that would work with and without tits. my lower back cries out for new postural disorders. my pecs cry out for mammary tissue. someone pass the estrogen blunt or whatever the joke is
August 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
which mental illness is only choosing fits that would work with and without tits. my lower back cries out for new postural disorders. my pecs cry out for mammary tissue. someone pass the estrogen blunt or whatever the joke is
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evil comedian: you can make a joke these days without someone getting offended! everybody is safe!
January 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
evil comedian: you can make a joke these days without someone getting offended! everybody is safe!
time to tell a middle-aged white woman that i have every illness (getting a new gp soon)
January 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
time to tell a middle-aged white woman that i have every illness (getting a new gp soon)
bro how the fuck is it even possible to get a cluster headache in my forehead bro WHAT the FUCK its right in my browline
December 29, 2024 at 5:38 PM
bro how the fuck is it even possible to get a cluster headache in my forehead bro WHAT the FUCK its right in my browline
i had to solo a pre-roll & pull an all-nighter to feel even a little high. being a heavyweight SUCKS man
December 27, 2024 at 8:04 PM
i had to solo a pre-roll & pull an all-nighter to feel even a little high. being a heavyweight SUCKS man
this hotel does not have lactose-free milk. how do you phrase a joking threat to national security without actionably threatening national security
December 27, 2024 at 7:05 PM
this hotel does not have lactose-free milk. how do you phrase a joking threat to national security without actionably threatening national security
also, not to let it go unsaid,
December 27, 2024 at 4:10 PM
also, not to let it go unsaid,