Murray Rizberg
@murrayrizberg.bsky.social
I'm too tired to tell you a little about myself right now.
"Just in case you believed in-bred shit-kickers like Jeff Landry existed only in social media posts, I have appointed him as a special envoy so you could see for yourself. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
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Trump named Gov. Jeff Landry a special envoy to Greenland. Denmark isn’t happy about it.
The Danish foreign minister said he was summoning the U.S. ambassador to explain the move.
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December 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"Just in case you believed in-bred shit-kickers like Jeff Landry existed only in social media posts, I have appointed him as a special envoy so you could see for yourself. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
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1) Conservatives are cruel dipshits who should be mocked at every opportunity.
2) Conservatives, on top of being cruel dipshits, are cowardly losers who wouldn't dare appear on a show that might challenge their cowardly, cruel dipshittery in the first place.
2) Conservatives, on top of being cruel dipshits, are cowardly losers who wouldn't dare appear on a show that might challenge their cowardly, cruel dipshittery in the first place.
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
1) Conservatives are cruel dipshits who should be mocked at every opportunity.
2) Conservatives, on top of being cruel dipshits, are cowardly losers who wouldn't dare appear on a show that might challenge their cowardly, cruel dipshittery in the first place.
2) Conservatives, on top of being cruel dipshits, are cowardly losers who wouldn't dare appear on a show that might challenge their cowardly, cruel dipshittery in the first place.
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A woman reads quotes by the late Charlie Kirk to Republican congressmen, and they find it difficult to maintain eye contact.
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A woman reads quotes by the late Charlie Kirk to Republican congressmen, and they find it difficult to maintain eye contact.
Democrats are fucking losers. They have been losers my entire life, and they will be losers long after I die.
So fuck off, losers. Especially you, @kaine.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov and @schumer.senate.gov
Comparing you to turds is a disservice to actual turds.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
So fuck off, losers. Especially you, @kaine.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov and @schumer.senate.gov
Comparing you to turds is a disservice to actual turds.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Senate advances plan to end historic shutdown in bipartisan breakthrough
The framework lawmakers agreed to Sunday night would not guarantee an extension of the expiring Affordable Care Act tax credits.
www.politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Democrats are fucking losers. They have been losers my entire life, and they will be losers long after I die.
So fuck off, losers. Especially you, @kaine.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov and @schumer.senate.gov
Comparing you to turds is a disservice to actual turds.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
So fuck off, losers. Especially you, @kaine.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov and @schumer.senate.gov
Comparing you to turds is a disservice to actual turds.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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October 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Please sign this petition to help bring local legend Francine the cat back to her home in Richmond VA:
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Here is a concise and hilariously tragic summary of the damaging mendacity of the mainstream news media in this country:
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think
Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Here is a concise and hilariously tragic summary of the damaging mendacity of the mainstream news media in this country:
Too good not to share ...
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June 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Too good not to share ...
That's the same thing I always tell my doctor: if you strip out the effect of all of the carbs and sugar I consume I am actually at a very healthy weight!
I guess some people really can't see the forest for the trees.
I guess some people really can't see the forest for the trees.
Peter Navarro on CNBC reacts to the shrinking GDP number by insisting it's actually good news because if you strip out the effect of tariffs "you have 3 percent growth. So we really like where we're at now."
April 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
That's the same thing I always tell my doctor: if you strip out the effect of all of the carbs and sugar I consume I am actually at a very healthy weight!
I guess some people really can't see the forest for the trees.
I guess some people really can't see the forest for the trees.
Nobody explains the current reality more clearly than @juliusgoat.bsky.social
People don't rally to calmness, they rally to defiance. People don't respond to abandonment, they respond to solidarity.
It's as true with people as with mechanics: Resistance resists or it isn't resistance, it's lubrication. Finding points of agreement with Nazis isn't strategy, it's surrender.
It's as true with people as with mechanics: Resistance resists or it isn't resistance, it's lubrication. Finding points of agreement with Nazis isn't strategy, it's surrender.
April 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Nobody explains the current reality more clearly than @juliusgoat.bsky.social
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maybe her bag is a terrorist and deserves to disappear with no way of getting it back
“The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash…” Hahahahaha!
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant | CNN Politics
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, two sources familiar with the incident, includin...
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April 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
maybe her bag is a terrorist and deserves to disappear with no way of getting it back
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They give us unconditional love, devotion & loyalty.
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
January 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
They give us unconditional love, devotion & loyalty.
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
I'm betting this will be the name of a band at some point.
Also, if they ever decide to hand out awards for captioning they need to start with whoever came up with this.
#loveisland #loveislandaustralia
Also, if they ever decide to hand out awards for captioning they need to start with whoever came up with this.
#loveisland #loveislandaustralia
November 30, 2024 at 11:50 AM
I'm betting this will be the name of a band at some point.
Also, if they ever decide to hand out awards for captioning they need to start with whoever came up with this.
#loveisland #loveislandaustralia
Also, if they ever decide to hand out awards for captioning they need to start with whoever came up with this.
#loveisland #loveislandaustralia