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MutantsMichael
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at paranoia's poison door

☭, death to America
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eyyyy I cutt-a da pizza and I release-a da political prisoners fuggedaboudit
In his backpack, BOP workers found a barbecue fork and a "round steel blade" that resembled a pizza cutter. Anderson had traveled to New York for a job opportunity that didn’t work out, and had been working at a pizzeria, the law enforcement source said.
January 29, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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The cover of the LP of Heaven 17 (Sheffield • Edinburgh • London)'s 1981 Penthouse and Pavement with watercolor drawings of the band made up to look like exciting high-stakes Business Doing ("The New Partnership—That's opening doors all over the world") which sort of vaguely reminded me of this '80s Soviet painting of scientists and cosmologists
January 29, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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I really identify with this guy
figure standing on a Penrose triangle
January 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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I hope somewhere in Southern California, a 91-year-old Paul Kinsey is getting a residual check for this
Paul Kinsey in Season 5 of Mad Men, pitching his egregiously embarrassing Star Trek script, a heavy-handed allegory on race relations, to Harry Crane
January 28, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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I just decided I needed this available as it is quite versatile
January 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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JF posting in 2026 like it's 2018 and there are conservative students to be drowned
the "'I got one more in me': Vince Carter on returning for his 22nd season" meme
January 28, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) posting on Sep 8, 2017: "Back in the hood . . . Roma" With a picture of three barrel-shaped gentlemen in various forms of Italian Wedding Casual attire, looking like the guys Sinatra kept on retainer to beat up people who stepped on his shoes with a same-day tweet reply from "News Views (Pro Democracy)" (@NewsViews_): "Please stop making yourself a walking stereotype! You're giving all of us Italian-Americans a bad rap, Who are these stronzos?"
January 28, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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‘It’s not too late to fix it’: internet inventor Tim Berners-Lee says he is in a ‘battle for the soul of the web’ the time Homer's BBBBQ pig rolled out of the house and onto a bridge where it went flying into a river: "It's still good! It's still good!"
January 28, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.
January 27, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Tommy Devito (Joe Pesci) walking into the rec room of the house where he thinks he's gonna get made (but he actually gets shot in the back of the head) in Goodfellas
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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The International Monetary Fund is preparing for the possibility of a rapid sell-off of US dollar-denominated assets, its managing director, Kristalina Georgieva, said on Monday. “At the Fund, one muscle that we are building is our ability to hypothetically present scenarios of unthinkable events and then figure out what to do,” Georgieva said at an event hosted by Bruegel, a Brussels-based think-tank. Asked whether the scenarios include a potential run on dollar assets, Georgieva said the Fund runs “all kinds of scenarios” and that it was examining the issue as part of its ongoing analysis. the SICKOS meme but the guy is dressed like an 18th century French aristocrat with a t-shirt marked "PERVERS" saying "Oui... hon hon hon... OUI!"
January 27, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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imagine being "Third Way Matt" and earnestly publicly posting that you do not understand why Jeff Bezos would destroy the Washington Post, imagine all the epistemo-/ontoological signposts for your comprehension of how the world works as it is currently constituted make you *this* fucking ignorant
Matt Bennett @ThirdWayMattB Jeff Bezos has $250 billion. The Post, even if it hemorrhages money, is utterly irrelevant to his net worth. Why is he killing one of the few remaining major American newspapers? Why????
January 27, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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shades of the end of Vineland, baby
By the time Brock figured out the complex insult, he was also feeling mixed signals through the cable that held him. Suddenly, some white male far away must have wakened from a dream, and just like that, the clambake was over. The message had just been relayed by radio from field headquarters down at the Vineland airport. Reagan had officially ended the "exercise" known as REX 84, and what had lain silent, undocumented, forever deniable, embedded inside. The convoys were to pack up and return to their motor pools, the mobile prosecution teams to disband, all the TDY's in the task forces to return to their regular commands, including Brock, his authorizations withdrawn, now being winched back up, protesting all the way, bearings and brake pads loudly shrieking, trying to use his remote but overridden by Roscoe at the main controls.
January 27, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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THIS IS A CARTOON BY MY FRIEND TIM URBAN. THAT LITTLE STICK FIGURE? THAT'S US. IF YOU'RE THE PERSON ON THE GRAPH THINGS CAN NORMAL-ISH BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY SEE THE PAST, NOT THE FUTURE.
Rachel News: allahliker's Bert from Sesame Street avi given big brunette locks and a quizzical expression
January 27, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely Corbyn and Sanders wasted what may turn out to be the most pivotal ten years for the left kissing the feet of the very powers that proudly sought to destroy them and all their followers and now get to slink off into senility as the world descends into total fascism 10:34 AM · Jan 27, 2026
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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soooooooooooo I got a job email this morning 🤣
A consultant seriously asking me if I'd want to work for top Evil company Anduril through their cut-out consulting agency D.E. Shaw Group
January 27, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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when a degenerate greaseball-American ICE thug tries to tip his cap to his "cousins" at the ski cafe
The Neapolitan fellows at the cafe led by a wordless David Chase with a WITHERING-ass glare giving ugly Italian-American Paulie Walnuts the ice-grill of his life
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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jesus fucking christ who ARE all you fucking people
I hit 1,000 followers and this is fucking absurd
January 27, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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Dog Pee On Sleeping Drunk Man Shutterstock stock image cartoon
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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"Trump was in a bad mood," Cruz tells the donors. "I've been in conversations where he was very happy. This was not one of them." Cruz says he told Trump: "Mr. President, if we get to November of [2026] and people's 401(k)s are down 30% and prices are up 10–20% at the supermarket, we're going to go into Election Day, face a bloodbath." "You're going to lose the House, you're going to lose the Senate, you're going to spend the next two years being impeached every single week." Trump's response, according to Cruz: "F**k you, Ted." Directed by ROBERT B. WEIDE ["Frolic" by Luciano Michelini intensifies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqMZ_s7Y6k]
January 25, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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storm map with an ominous grey zone at the center hovering right over Southern New England stefan heck @boring_as_heck [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus I love when Pauline Kael says stuff like “Shaggy and Velma are wretched. And the dog should be put down. But Freddy is a revelation” It’s like wtf are you talking about queen 1:30 PM · Apr 25, 2024 · 333.3K Views
January 23, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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prophecy is everywhere for those with the eyes to see
MutantsMichael 4/17/23, 6:46PM Trump's gonna win, this is like when a two-headed goat would be born heralding the coming of a usurper to the throne Adweek (@Adweek) The Hamburglar is BACK 🍔 https://t.co/1mP8bQRFYa Twitter • 4/17/23, 8:15 AM Trump does a commercial with the Hamburglar trying to "stop the steal"; he goes on to win 500 electoral votes
January 23, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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LOOKING GOOD SIR!!
Trump bearing the anti-stigmata, also his entire head is painted bronze, what delightful colours from out of space might lie occulted beneath
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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In other media In December 2018, author and veteran sportswriter Mike Lupica quoted lyrics from the song on The Beat with Ari Melber when talking about President Donald Trump's former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn, who had been involved in the Mueller special counsel investigation, telling Ari Melber (who often references hip hop lyrics during his show), "I was just going to tell you that I know what you were thinking about Michael Flynn today. It was the old MF DOOM line: 'Snitches tellin' all their business / Sittin' in court and bein' their own star witness.'"[8]
January 22, 2026 at 1:02 PM