MutantsMichael
@mutantsmichael.bsky.social
at paranoia's poison door
☭, death to America
☭, death to America
Pinned
the future is just going to be armies of senile geriatrics flinging drones at each other
UK lowers threshold to bring older reservists back into service in event of war
New measures aim to make it easier to call up tens of thousands of ex-military personnel
www.ft.com
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 AM
the future is just going to be armies of senile geriatrics flinging drones at each other
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we're gonna be saying this guy's name in the same tones as Andrew Johnson and George McClellan in 100 years
Trump wants a show. Don’t give it to him.
January 8, 2026 at 1:36 AM
we're gonna be saying this guy's name in the same tones as Andrew Johnson and George McClellan in 100 years
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December, 1978. The chill wind awaits you outside the Stop & Shop. You glumly finish your shopping and desultorily flip through the tabloids and astrology rags at the register. Your eyes go out of focus and you ask yourself how they published it so quickly. The letters "CIA" do not even occur to you
January 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
December, 1978. The chill wind awaits you outside the Stop & Shop. You glumly finish your shopping and desultorily flip through the tabloids and astrology rags at the register. Your eyes go out of focus and you ask yourself how they published it so quickly. The letters "CIA" do not even occur to you
had another depersonalization/derealization episode yesterday, felt fuckin great
I'm so fucking profoundly traumatized, lmao
January 17, 2026 at 10:13 AM
had another depersonalization/derealization episode yesterday, felt fuckin great
I've now seen two references to government/Pentagon personnel trying essentially to ransom the children of immigrants by telling them they can gain citizenship for their parents by joining the armed forces/national guard
We're apparently now in our fucking Janissary era which is a very good sign
We're apparently now in our fucking Janissary era which is a very good sign
January 17, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I've now seen two references to government/Pentagon personnel trying essentially to ransom the children of immigrants by telling them they can gain citizenship for their parents by joining the armed forces/national guard
We're apparently now in our fucking Janissary era which is a very good sign
We're apparently now in our fucking Janissary era which is a very good sign
this is pretty much all that needs to be said imho
![Freddy
@CogentCEO
I thought it was really brave when he suggested that maybe it was Hamas hitting hospitals in Gaza with missiles
Quoting
Bill @pisspope 17h
It’s been fun watching people get very uncomfortable finding out that [name deleted to defy name search but you know who this is about] is very much braver than them](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2ygvwonvkgj3goxce23tpyvx/bafkreidhzlbwl3pufj2zfouud6iglzsxeo3cox5qv7mr7y3dvbwug2qkai@jpeg)
January 17, 2026 at 9:46 AM
this is pretty much all that needs to be said imho
Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant is one of the all-time performances in cinema history
January 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant is one of the all-time performances in cinema history
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smoked too much of that whiskey friday kush now i’m “in da okoupil”
January 17, 2026 at 12:46 AM
smoked too much of that whiskey friday kush now i’m “in da okoupil”
DFW was prescient in a lot of ways but the one short story of his that puts them all to shame as dark prophecy is "The Suffering Channel"
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
DFW was prescient in a lot of ways but the one short story of his that puts them all to shame as dark prophecy is "The Suffering Channel"
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call me María Machado because I’m celebrating troop dispositions pointed at my own country
BREAKING: A full-scale airlift is running around the clock, transporting troops and military equipment to Greenland.
The operation is extensive, “beyond anything we’ve tried before,” a source tells DR. Danish F-35 fighter planes and warships from European allies involved.
www.dr.dk/nyheder/indl...
The operation is extensive, “beyond anything we’ve tried before,” a source tells DR. Danish F-35 fighter planes and warships from European allies involved.
www.dr.dk/nyheder/indl...
Stor operation i gang: Fly strømmer til Grønland med europæiske soldater
I flere døgn har militære transportfly fløjet i pendulfart mellem Danmark og Grønland. Fredag aften landede et stort antal soldater i Nuuk.
www.dr.dk
January 16, 2026 at 11:48 PM
call me María Machado because I’m celebrating troop dispositions pointed at my own country
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SATURDAY! Join us for another showcase raid train -- an all day event promoting Pa La Raza compilation album!
Proceeds go towards those who have been affected by the LA County ICE raids.
Let's help them sell some albums!
sayno2pendejos.bandcamp.com
Proceeds go towards those who have been affected by the LA County ICE raids.
Let's help them sell some albums!
sayno2pendejos.bandcamp.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
SATURDAY! Join us for another showcase raid train -- an all day event promoting Pa La Raza compilation album!
Proceeds go towards those who have been affected by the LA County ICE raids.
Let's help them sell some albums!
sayno2pendejos.bandcamp.com
Proceeds go towards those who have been affected by the LA County ICE raids.
Let's help them sell some albums!
sayno2pendejos.bandcamp.com
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Old Bari Weiss tweet
January 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Old Bari Weiss tweet
I really want to thank Kyrsten Sinema for keeping the mood light this week
January 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I really want to thank Kyrsten Sinema for keeping the mood light this week
the THC really isn't working anymore, lol
January 16, 2026 at 9:52 PM
the THC really isn't working anymore, lol
Every single small town in America used to have a movie house, you absolute fucking dullard
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Every single small town in America used to have a movie house, you absolute fucking dullard
I'm Spartacus!
Two hecklers claiming to be having affairs with former Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema interrupted a panel discussion between Sinema and Gov. Spencer Cox on Friday in Salt Lake City.
Hecklers in Utah interrupt former Sen. Kyrsten Sinema about allegation of affair with security staffer
Two hecklers claiming to be having affairs with former Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema interrupted a panel discussion between Sinema and Gov. Spencer Cox on Friday in Salt Lake City.
www.sltrib.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I'm Spartacus!
fuck yeah the clam box
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
fuck yeah the clam box
that rich friend's name? John Barron
Trump claims ‘very, very rich’ friend who took Ozempic is ‘fatter than ever’
Trump claims ‘very, very rich’ friend who took Ozempic is ‘fatter than ever’
Trump claims ‘very, very rich’ friend who took Ozempic is ‘fatter than ever’
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
that rich friend's name? John Barron
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Sitting at Denny’s. The round light fixtures reflected on the windows simulate a squadron of flying saucers in the blue sky of Mendocino County. In the orchards workers are pruning the pear trees for the new season. (1982)
January 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Sitting at Denny’s. The round light fixtures reflected on the windows simulate a squadron of flying saucers in the blue sky of Mendocino County. In the orchards workers are pruning the pear trees for the new season. (1982)
I will be THRILLED if the President destroys NATO, that's a fuckin no-brainer
January 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I will be THRILLED if the President destroys NATO, that's a fuckin no-brainer
it sure seems like the Pedophiles In Charge Of The World reaaaaally want to make sure their serfs are illiterate and innumerate doesn't it
January 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
it sure seems like the Pedophiles In Charge Of The World reaaaaally want to make sure their serfs are illiterate and innumerate doesn't it
ever catch a look at yourself in the mirror and just go to yourself, "brother, you look like absolute SHIT"
January 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
ever catch a look at yourself in the mirror and just go to yourself, "brother, you look like absolute SHIT"
