Awetistic Svirfneblin
@muthafuckingrey.bsky.social
I am autistic
I am not a robot
I am not an android
I am a person
I am not a robot
I am not an android
I am a person
So that we are clear on this- you cannot knowingly elect a criminal to the position of president and not expect that criminal to do criminal shit. Especially when the power of his position protects him from prosecution. You've given Fagin the keys to the kingdom, you fuckholes.
December 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So that we are clear on this- you cannot knowingly elect a criminal to the position of president and not expect that criminal to do criminal shit. Especially when the power of his position protects him from prosecution. You've given Fagin the keys to the kingdom, you fuckholes.
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Every neighborhood should have a Jamaican Patty place, a cheap Chinese restaurant, an Indian buffet, a donut shop at the bus/train stop, a Papi store that changes its name every 6 months, a supermarket that doesn't price gouge.... Oh, and a dollar store where things actually cost a dollar...
December 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Every neighborhood should have a Jamaican Patty place, a cheap Chinese restaurant, an Indian buffet, a donut shop at the bus/train stop, a Papi store that changes its name every 6 months, a supermarket that doesn't price gouge.... Oh, and a dollar store where things actually cost a dollar...
Make no mistake- these motherfuckers were testing the waters. Seeing who would fall in line when the time came. By and large, the responses appeared to be unease, but this meeting absolutely sets a dangerous precedent for the future of military activity on U.S. soil.
September 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Make no mistake- these motherfuckers were testing the waters. Seeing who would fall in line when the time came. By and large, the responses appeared to be unease, but this meeting absolutely sets a dangerous precedent for the future of military activity on U.S. soil.
Is anyone else secretly hopeful that the #rapture will actually happen today so we can be rid of this nightmare dystopian fascist bullshit
September 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Is anyone else secretly hopeful that the #rapture will actually happen today so we can be rid of this nightmare dystopian fascist bullshit
We're not celebrating that he's dead, we just don't care. He wouldn't give a flying fuck if we were dead, so why should we? That apathy is pissing off his supporters, because if we're not grieving their idols, we're obviously monsters. Heaven forfend we don't laud our most bilious opposition.
September 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
We're not celebrating that he's dead, we just don't care. He wouldn't give a flying fuck if we were dead, so why should we? That apathy is pissing off his supporters, because if we're not grieving their idols, we're obviously monsters. Heaven forfend we don't laud our most bilious opposition.
My sunnies 🥰🌻🥰
August 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My sunnies 🥰🌻🥰
Theory: Tweety got freaky with an ostrich and is Big Bird's dad.
August 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Theory: Tweety got freaky with an ostrich and is Big Bird's dad.
Of course Netanyahu says there's no one starving in Gaza. If you don't see Palestinians as people, then there's no one there to be starving.
#freepalestine
#freepalestine
July 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Of course Netanyahu says there's no one starving in Gaza. If you don't see Palestinians as people, then there's no one there to be starving.
#freepalestine
#freepalestine
Pro tip- take your dogs nazi hunting, and they'll get used to the sound of explosions and gunfire and won't be as affected by the sound of fireworks.
July 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Pro tip- take your dogs nazi hunting, and they'll get used to the sound of explosions and gunfire and won't be as affected by the sound of fireworks.
June 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
#monmothma
#senatespeech
#themonsterwecreated
#starwars
(This is an excerpt from Mon Mothma's speech to the Senate from Star Wars' "Andor")
#senatespeech
#themonsterwecreated
#starwars
(This is an excerpt from Mon Mothma's speech to the Senate from Star Wars' "Andor")
May 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
#monmothma
#senatespeech
#themonsterwecreated
#starwars
(This is an excerpt from Mon Mothma's speech to the Senate from Star Wars' "Andor")
#senatespeech
#themonsterwecreated
#starwars
(This is an excerpt from Mon Mothma's speech to the Senate from Star Wars' "Andor")
May 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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This is the Groove-billed Ani (Crotophaga sulcirostris), and it's just straight up a dinosaur.
Like, I know *all* birds are technically avian dinosaurs, but my first thought looking at this guy is: dinosaur.
(📷: Suzie McCann, eBird)
Like, I know *all* birds are technically avian dinosaurs, but my first thought looking at this guy is: dinosaur.
(📷: Suzie McCann, eBird)
May 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This is the Groove-billed Ani (Crotophaga sulcirostris), and it's just straight up a dinosaur.
Like, I know *all* birds are technically avian dinosaurs, but my first thought looking at this guy is: dinosaur.
(📷: Suzie McCann, eBird)
Like, I know *all* birds are technically avian dinosaurs, but my first thought looking at this guy is: dinosaur.
(📷: Suzie McCann, eBird)
May 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Dear #Nintendo : Virtual game cards are the stupidest thing you could ever have done in the history of gaming EVER. It is the most tedious, pointless process to play any game I own on the multiple units I own, a process that could have been eliminated in store.
You suck.
Sincerely.
You suck.
Sincerely.
May 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dear #Nintendo : Virtual game cards are the stupidest thing you could ever have done in the history of gaming EVER. It is the most tedious, pointless process to play any game I own on the multiple units I own, a process that could have been eliminated in store.
You suck.
Sincerely.
You suck.
Sincerely.
May 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Why does this weather pattern look suspiciously like a Goblin Shark
May 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Why does this weather pattern look suspiciously like a Goblin Shark
At this point I'm pretty sure they're just fucking with me. I've gotten Greg, Gary, Trevor, and now that I actually spelled it out, Jrey.
#Starbucks
#cortado
#grey
#Starbucks
#cortado
#grey
May 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
At this point I'm pretty sure they're just fucking with me. I've gotten Greg, Gary, Trevor, and now that I actually spelled it out, Jrey.
#Starbucks
#cortado
#grey
#Starbucks
#cortado
#grey
April 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM