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GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 1h

When a Christan nationalist invites me to visit their church:

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GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 1h

I guess this actor is non-union hack.

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GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 1h

No such thing as a good bunny.

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GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 6h

Considering how bad Lee Greenwood's performance at the trump rally...Um, I mean, at Charile Kirk's memorial, it will be the lowest ratings for a halftime performance ever.

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SayItToMyFace🚫👑 @sayittomyface.bsky.social · 1d

While this is not legal advice, it’s great practical advice on steps to consider if a loved one is taken by ICE. It will be translated soon by the @dhcfalachua.bsky.social group and we will repost it when they do! But consider following this great group of volunteers!

Democratic Hispanic Caucus of FL Alachua County Chapter @dhcfalachua.bsky.social · 1d

We follow @michael-foote.bsky.social here on Bluesky but this video is from TikTok. We are working to translate it to Spanish and will repost it in Spanish shortly. So practical and helpful! Thanks for the crash course educating on the process to consider for anyone taken by ICE!

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GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 8h

That's a fact, Jack!

GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 8h

This elite squad of Texas Gravy Seals will be conducting raids on Giordano's and Portillo's locations, then taking naps.

GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 8h

Everything is bigger in Texas, including waistlines.

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GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 19h

I mean, why have a short, bald nazi when you can have a rich, fat nazi with hair plugs?

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GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 19h

It's easy. Just assume my jokes are sincere.

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GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 20h

"We're here to eat and nap. And we were all done eating."- Sgt. Porkums, Texas Meal Team Six

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GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 20h

With all the tasty and fattening foods available in Chicago, I look forward to their surrender after the battle of Portillo's.

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GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 20h

When Texas sends its National Guard to Illinois, they're not sending their best. They're overweight, they have high cholesterol, they're diabetics. I assume some of them are fit enough to serve.

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GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 21h

When Texas sends its National Guard to Illinois, they're not sending their best. They're overweight, they have high cholesterol, they're diabetics. I assume some of them are fit enough to serve.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 1d

Broadview police are investigating.

The War Monitor @warmonitor.net · 1d

CBS reports ICE agents have repeatedly made fake 911 calls. Each time, police found no threat. In Illinois, that’s a felony.

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GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 22h

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GenXer 4 Apocalyptic meh @muttgooch99.bsky.social · 22h

Yep, with all the delicious and fattening food available in Chicago, I expect they'll mostly be eating and napping. I look forward to their surrender after the battle of Portillo's.