(only half a joke, i really don't think i've seen anyone actually go out of their way to give genuine praise to small penises, or even desire them on themselves, other than transfems)

only for girls

hes going to be forced to eat cement soon

🫂🫂
hope taking that break helps you every step of the way

some call it a curse but those people are boring

the serpent’s blessing

abandonment kink

yeah. usually for me it’s ”i’m gonna die anyways so why not speed up the process by cutting all the safety nets”

given her hair and complexion, i think she'd go with something silvery for the case & buckle. maybe matte so as to not draw too much attention, but the highest quality metal either way.

i can picture her meticulously going over her reflection, thinking endlessly about where the eye will be drawn to upon first glance and choosing her watch with the precision of an artist adding the absolute finest details to her masterpiece. her image must be perfect, and her watch is no exception.

not exactly a Watch Enjoyer™ but from her personality, i imagine handler's choice of watch would be an incredibly thought-out pick that's coordinated to the rest of her outfit. something that looks good next to black leather, and stands out just enough to draw a little attention, but not too much.

even cancelling nitro is a bit of a long shot. “vote with your wallet” is perhaps the greatest controlled opposition capitalism has ever pulled.

hop on cuneiform tablets. theres this copper salesman i wanna tell you about

yeah realistically it’s gonna be the twitter effect all over again. bunch of people disperse to several obscure, barely-familiar platforms, but most people stay and comply because this somehow isn’t bad enough for them to take the effort to leave.

still cancel your nitro though, fuck that