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Clara
@mxhouse.bsky.social
25, she/her
ADHD-riddled human.
Trans 🏳️‍⚧️
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plural womanizer who leans against the bar as all the girls flock to them & smugly says “please, ladies, ladies, there’s enough of me to go around”
June 13, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Throwing this out there in the hope there are other girls searching for "orchi" on Bsky.

If you've had one: What's your libido like now compared to before? I wanna be able to stop taking blockers, but I like that little moment every couple months where I get super horny again 🤭
June 14, 2024 at 9:10 AM
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my friend has this bong and honestly no puppy girl should be without it
September 4, 2023 at 7:34 PM
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look, this app is tiny. it's microscopic. its less than a million people. im not building any sort of a "brand" on here, okay? it's pointless. pic unrelated.
September 8, 2023 at 6:06 AM
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My good friend Mikey is releasing a book of poetry as part of Full House Literary's Chapbook series.

'would you like to hold' will be published and launched on August 29th with a special poetry reading by Mikey.

Join him for some incredibly transgender poetry! 🏳️‍⚧️

Tickets:
tinyurl.com/nkucv7s5
August 10, 2023 at 8:44 PM
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make_it_so.gif
August 17, 2023 at 11:40 PM
I don't come to bluesky to hear about twitter
August 18, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Calling my dick the dysphoria beam
August 9, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Trans people are just people who are trans.
August 8, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Ah, we have got a gate key here, and then we have got ourselves- I'VE MADE A MISTAKE. I'VE MADE A MISTAKE. I'VE MADE A MISTAKE. I'VE MADE A MISTAKE.
August 7, 2023 at 1:19 AM
August 2, 2023 at 2:06 PM
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trans girls … dont be like me… you should follow through with your silly thought to stick a bunch of donuts or bagels on your erect penis before you get bottom surgery or else you will regret it forever…
August 1, 2023 at 4:36 AM
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Just taking a selfie with this weirdass duck…
July 27, 2023 at 2:09 PM
girldick
July 26, 2023 at 8:30 PM
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After decades of being out of the loop, I’ve decided to finally find out what the internet is
July 26, 2023 at 1:17 AM
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Facts:

- Sex work is real work.
- Trans women are real women.
- Trans men are real men.
- Twitter Blue subscribers are dipshits.
- The earth is a globe.
- Billionaires are inherently evil.
- Everybody poops.
July 19, 2023 at 7:12 PM
Discovering "If I Were A Fish" by corook and going 'Oh this is a lovely song!' before looking it up and realising I apparently missed it blowing up online a few months ago
July 18, 2023 at 5:34 PM
it's true
July 10, 2023 at 8:52 AM
Hello.
July 10, 2023 at 8:43 AM
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I'm feeling very submersive and breachable tonight
June 24, 2023 at 2:55 AM
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When you’re playing The Sims and you want to remodel the house but the Sim won’t get out of the way so they’re stuck on the roof.
July 9, 2023 at 8:23 PM