I'm still waiting for somebody to ask that question and mean it, rather than setting up the opportunity for them to tell you about their weekend.

All carps are basstards

Cheese it, it's the carps

A stain can happen to anybody. But not wearing an undershirt is just nasty ass.

Gimme a Jameson, neat, and a Neti pot. And could I get a couple napkins?

If it's not from Section 201 of 18 U.S. Code, it's a "sparkling contribution"

"Uh I dunno.... what's the parking like?"

Abraham Delano Churchill said that was the definition of trichtillomania

JDV just took the long way around to saying, “Of course unions lost our respect when they let black people and women join.”

There’s the 12th amendment, & we all know it. All the talk is nothing more than a button he can press to distract voters from what’s actually happening. If damaging news re Epstein comes out, he’ll announce he’s formed a campaign committee & took donations, to maintain control of the discourse.

We visited a factory in Jaipur where they make the handblock printing fabric. They had a tour of sorts taking you through every step of the process, including the guy carving by hand the blocks that would be used. And we got to print our own kerchiefs. Highly recommended if you go to Rajasthan!

Look at this 1995 Patagonia classic

The Epstein Files, apparently.

I won't argue that finding the setting for something is ridiculous. On my iPhone, swipe down, type to search, I type in "settings" it has no idea what I'm looking for. Like it's never heard of the app. "Bluetooth" returns zero results. & every OS update renames and shuffles so many settings around.