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Mayhem
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All the things your Republican uncle hates.

40-something / Aging punk / Always tired
Chronically ill / Chronically snarky
Your authenticity; every audio of yours that I've listened to has felt so genuine and intimate, which makes them infinitely sexier. Oh, and your moans/whimpers are the most incredible I've ever heard. 🖤
July 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
(7/?)
It should also be noted that this game is still in early access, so there’s only one kind of baddie in the dungeons, and it’s this weird fever dream mutation that looks like a vulture, a monkey, and a sheep had a really wild night in Vegas. 🦅🐵🐑

They drop one thing - fur.
March 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
(6/?)
Not a Spicy Thought™️, per se, but it shouldn’t go without mention that the song “Becky” by Plies has been playing on a loop in my head during this speed run.

Why?

No clue, don’t ask me, I just work here. 🤷🏻‍♀️
March 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
(5/?)
The ladder down is usually within the first half dozen rocks I break, but of course one level had me searching for it until the 3rd to last rock. Upon finding it, Spicy Thought #2 escaped -

“Ope! Found the hole!

Gimme a break, that’s usually not my job.” 😏
March 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
(4/?)
Every time you access the ladder down to the next level, a prompt appears asking if you’d like to proceed. Spicy Thought #1 came after deciding to turn this foray into a speed run, so my brain responded to that prompt by saying -

“Take me deeper, dungeon daddy.” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
March 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
(3/?)
The game I’m playing has a bit of dungeon crawling involved & I decided it would be a brilliant idea to do a speed run in my current state of near-delirium. Helpful info: the dungeon crawl is mostly resource mining + a couple baddies per level & you have to find the ladder to the next lvl.
March 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
(2/?)
I blame this barrage of nonsensical, borderline inappropriate, mental train wreckage on: a) being sick, 2) being awake 24+ hrs, c) the 40mg of prednisone currently in my system, and 4) I’m normally a silly little goose in the *best* of circumstances. 🪿
March 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ya know what, Shanay is close enough to my real name, I'll take it 😂😈🤘🏼
January 18, 2025 at 10:41 AM