Michael Henk
@mykenk.us
Technical Reserving Actuary, Brewers Fan, Bowler.
Generally opposed to toxicity.
Usually.
Generally opposed to toxicity.
Usually.
God dammit it took one minute.
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
God dammit it took one minute.
I present bleakness.
Beggars, choosers, etc.
Beggars, choosers, etc.
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I present bleakness.
Beggars, choosers, etc.
Beggars, choosers, etc.
A bad OPS when hurt and being 2 months out of his twenties does not negate the "no bad 1 year deals", especially given the other SS options on the market. 🤷🏻♂️
Like who do you pick from this list?
Like who do you pick from this list?
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A bad OPS when hurt and being 2 months out of his twenties does not negate the "no bad 1 year deals", especially given the other SS options on the market. 🤷🏻♂️
Like who do you pick from this list?
Like who do you pick from this list?
Nothing says "Chief" and "Executive" like an hourly wage.
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Nothing says "Chief" and "Executive" like an hourly wage.
And what if I don't. You gonna stop me? Hmm, what are you gonna do about it.
(please stop me home is so much better than not home)
(please stop me home is so much better than not home)
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
And what if I don't. You gonna stop me? Hmm, what are you gonna do about it.
(please stop me home is so much better than not home)
(please stop me home is so much better than not home)
Monday night football has changed since I watched last.
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Monday night football has changed since I watched last.
These people that think cash is king sure have a lot of their assets tied up in other stuff.
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
These people that think cash is king sure have a lot of their assets tied up in other stuff.
Always good to be reminded that they built the interstate to help with weather control.
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Always good to be reminded that they built the interstate to help with weather control.
Breaking News?
Aren't these companies supposed to know my preferences?
Aren't these companies supposed to know my preferences?
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Breaking News?
Aren't these companies supposed to know my preferences?
Aren't these companies supposed to know my preferences?
It is much safer to assume that, unless you can physically see the other person, you're never interacting with an actual human. Ever.
Even then, sometimes you don't know.
Even then, sometimes you don't know.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It is much safer to assume that, unless you can physically see the other person, you're never interacting with an actual human. Ever.
Even then, sometimes you don't know.
Even then, sometimes you don't know.
This is what $1M dollars of groceries look like.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This is what $1M dollars of groceries look like.
Explain this system to me like I'm an idiot.
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Explain this system to me like I'm an idiot.
The hell kind of deal is this?
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The hell kind of deal is this?
They hate us for our freedom.
And our cheezit taco shells.
Probably moreso the taco shells.
And our cheezit taco shells.
Probably moreso the taco shells.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
They hate us for our freedom.
And our cheezit taco shells.
Probably moreso the taco shells.
And our cheezit taco shells.
Probably moreso the taco shells.
From here on out, dinners will be determined by FATE.
🎲🎲
🎲🎲
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
From here on out, dinners will be determined by FATE.
🎲🎲
🎲🎲
Manhattan in a coffee cup. Go Dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Manhattan in a coffee cup. Go Dodgers.
