captain american idiot
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It’s crazy to me that most Christians are against smoking marijuana, I mean come on it’s a well known biblical story that God spoke to Moses through a burning bush.
July 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It’s crazy to me that most Christians are against smoking marijuana, I mean come on it’s a well known biblical story that God spoke to Moses through a burning bush.
I gotta work on making my tan more even
June 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I gotta work on making my tan more even
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Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.
May 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.
It’s always weird seeing family members show up on dating apps
May 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
It’s always weird seeing family members show up on dating apps
Anyone else getting Little Caesars tomorrow to celebrate the Ides Of March?
March 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Anyone else getting Little Caesars tomorrow to celebrate the Ides Of March?
Hello friends in my phone
March 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hello friends in my phone
Ok hear me out
A tarot deck but all the images are of flying dinosaurs…. A Tarot-dactyl if you will
A tarot deck but all the images are of flying dinosaurs…. A Tarot-dactyl if you will
March 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Ok hear me out
A tarot deck but all the images are of flying dinosaurs…. A Tarot-dactyl if you will
A tarot deck but all the images are of flying dinosaurs…. A Tarot-dactyl if you will
I’m getting my third tattoo tomorrow
March 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I’m getting my third tattoo tomorrow
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I went to a SpongeBob Rave and I dressed up as a Krabby Patty. Naturally, I had to square up against Plankton for trying to steal my secret formula
March 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I went to a SpongeBob Rave and I dressed up as a Krabby Patty. Naturally, I had to square up against Plankton for trying to steal my secret formula
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if pepperoni pizza is pop punk, pineapple pizza is ska punk
February 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
if pepperoni pizza is pop punk, pineapple pizza is ska punk
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
February 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
In the words of the wise prophet Smash Mouth,
You never know if you don’t go
You never know if you don’t go
February 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
In the words of the wise prophet Smash Mouth,
You never know if you don’t go
You never know if you don’t go
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This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
This is a manifesto against disability.
This is the language of eugenics.
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Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.
February 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Some federal employees who accepted Trump’s buyout offer are now being notified that their buyout has been denied, and they are being terminated instead.
still the best Valentine’s Day gift I’ve ever given
February 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
still the best Valentine’s Day gift I’ve ever given
Just wanna make pizza roses for a cute girl
February 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Just wanna make pizza roses for a cute girl
Have you noticed how January felt like five years long but we’re already halfway through February?
February 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Have you noticed how January felt like five years long but we’re already halfway through February?
I bought tickets to see Hamilton in Seattle the day after Valentine’s Day, and I still have yet to find a date to take with me. Wish me luck!
a man in a green suit is holding a piece of paper and says " fuuuu "
ALT: a man in a green suit is holding a piece of paper and says " fuuuu "
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I bought tickets to see Hamilton in Seattle the day after Valentine’s Day, and I still have yet to find a date to take with me. Wish me luck!
when your christian parents find out you’ve deconstructed:
February 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
when your christian parents find out you’ve deconstructed:
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It’s a good day to tell your trans friends you love them
February 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It’s a good day to tell your trans friends you love them