MyNameIsDolph🎨
@mynameisdolph.bsky.social
Kinda running the Arts Committee for GSUS Illinois
until someone (anyone!?) takes it away from me.
IL Resources: linktr.ee/gsus_illinois
Join GSUS: GeneralStrikeUS.com
Anti-Imperialist • Pro-letariat • Anti-Zionist
Pro-LGBTQIA+ • Anti-fascist • Pro-Human
until someone (anyone!?) takes it away from me.
IL Resources: linktr.ee/gsus_illinois
Join GSUS: GeneralStrikeUS.com
Anti-Imperialist • Pro-letariat • Anti-Zionist
Pro-LGBTQIA+ • Anti-fascist • Pro-Human
You know what was good back in ‘69?
El Caminos. You know what’s good in the back of an El Camino? 69 😏
Happy Turkey Day ya’ll. Get you some.
(with enthusiastic consent, of course)
El Caminos. You know what’s good in the back of an El Camino? 69 😏
Happy Turkey Day ya’ll. Get you some.
(with enthusiastic consent, of course)
a man in a suit is petting a turkey in a pan .
Alt: a man in a suit is simulating intercourse with a turkey in a pan.
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You know what was good back in ‘69?
El Caminos. You know what’s good in the back of an El Camino? 69 😏
Happy Turkey Day ya’ll. Get you some.
(with enthusiastic consent, of course)
El Caminos. You know what’s good in the back of an El Camino? 69 😏
Happy Turkey Day ya’ll. Get you some.
(with enthusiastic consent, of course)
Let’s see
2,000 doubled is 4,000
4,000 doubled is 8,000
8,000 doubled is 16,000
16,000 doubled is 32,000
32,000 doubled is 64,000
64,000 doubled is 128,000
128,000 doubled is 256,000
256,000 doubled is 512,000
512,000 doubled is 1,024,000
1,024,000 doubled is 2,048,000
That’s a LOT of doubling up!
2,000 doubled is 4,000
4,000 doubled is 8,000
8,000 doubled is 16,000
16,000 doubled is 32,000
32,000 doubled is 64,000
64,000 doubled is 128,000
128,000 doubled is 256,000
256,000 doubled is 512,000
512,000 doubled is 1,024,000
1,024,000 doubled is 2,048,000
That’s a LOT of doubling up!
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Let’s see
2,000 doubled is 4,000
4,000 doubled is 8,000
8,000 doubled is 16,000
16,000 doubled is 32,000
32,000 doubled is 64,000
64,000 doubled is 128,000
128,000 doubled is 256,000
256,000 doubled is 512,000
512,000 doubled is 1,024,000
1,024,000 doubled is 2,048,000
That’s a LOT of doubling up!
2,000 doubled is 4,000
4,000 doubled is 8,000
8,000 doubled is 16,000
16,000 doubled is 32,000
32,000 doubled is 64,000
64,000 doubled is 128,000
128,000 doubled is 256,000
256,000 doubled is 512,000
512,000 doubled is 1,024,000
1,024,000 doubled is 2,048,000
That’s a LOT of doubling up!
There simply HAS to be a better way of sharing information than just saying the same goddamn thing over and over again without any additional context… right?!
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
There simply HAS to be a better way of sharing information than just saying the same goddamn thing over and over again without any additional context… right?!
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James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Wanna know what really grinds my gears? This news skeet that is the same as the title which is the same as the subheading…
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Wanna know what really grinds my gears? This news skeet that is the same as the title which is the same as the subheading…
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I feel like, and I hate to do this, but isn’t Trumplican right there? The most obvious portmanteau in the English language and he fucked it right up.
Well done Mr. President!
Well done Mr. President!
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I feel like, and I hate to do this, but isn’t Trumplican right there? The most obvious portmanteau in the English language and he fucked it right up.
Well done Mr. President!
Well done Mr. President!
I hope I never get used to seeing a Cybertruck in the wild. I hope it’s always viewed as the stupidest fucking “truck” ever made and I hope future beings unearth them and promptly jettison them into the sun.
#LiveLaughLove
#LiveLaughLove
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I hope I never get used to seeing a Cybertruck in the wild. I hope it’s always viewed as the stupidest fucking “truck” ever made and I hope future beings unearth them and promptly jettison them into the sun.
#LiveLaughLove
#LiveLaughLove
I’ll take Two Weeks for 100 Ken.
The White House postponed the unveiling of President Donald Trump's health care plan on Monday.
Trump punts big health care plan reveal
The White House postponed the unveiling of President Donald Trump's health care plan on Monday. The new proposal, which is not final and could change, is expected to offer a temporary extension of subsidies, restore an income cap, offer a monthly premium for enrollees and health savings plan for low...
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’ll take Two Weeks for 100 Ken.
I always get this strong urge to start knocking things over in stores after I’ve walked around for a while looking lost and haven’t received any assistance (or seen an employee to ask a question to).
Stores are lucky that I’ve worked in retail for the majority of my life and would never* do that...
Stores are lucky that I’ve worked in retail for the majority of my life and would never* do that...
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I always get this strong urge to start knocking things over in stores after I’ve walked around for a while looking lost and haven’t received any assistance (or seen an employee to ask a question to).
Stores are lucky that I’ve worked in retail for the majority of my life and would never* do that...
Stores are lucky that I’ve worked in retail for the majority of my life and would never* do that...
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Just saying, but they could always uh… do their jobs instead of being partisan shitweasels?
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just saying, but they could always uh… do their jobs instead of being partisan shitweasels?
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If you notice someone not posting their usual stuff in the coming weeks please show grace, love , kindness and respect . Many are struggling this year. Bills, gifts 4 kids, lost job, anniversary of losing someone, health issues. Many reasons for silence.
Those suffering please know there is help!
Those suffering please know there is help!
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If you notice someone not posting their usual stuff in the coming weeks please show grace, love , kindness and respect . Many are struggling this year. Bills, gifts 4 kids, lost job, anniversary of losing someone, health issues. Many reasons for silence.
Those suffering please know there is help!
Those suffering please know there is help!
When things “go back to normal” I very much hope we are able to put to bed this ridiculous bullshit that leads to childhood death and lifelong health problems? Pretty please? I’m only asking because I’d like to raise a kid one day… and you know, not attend a shit-ton of little funerals. Kthnxbye!
The website now says, “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.”
RFK Jr. Told CDC To Change Language About Vaccines And Autism On CDC Site
The website now says, “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.”
www.forbes.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
When things “go back to normal” I very much hope we are able to put to bed this ridiculous bullshit that leads to childhood death and lifelong health problems? Pretty please? I’m only asking because I’d like to raise a kid one day… and you know, not attend a shit-ton of little funerals. Kthnxbye!
Trump 2.0 is not even a year in and MAGA is in shambles, Mayor Elect Mamdani is being defended by the president to the press, Dems are sweeping all the elections… one could almost ask what we were afraid of but then… you know… the horrors… the atrocities… all the shit we were trying to avoid… sucks.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Trump 2.0 is not even a year in and MAGA is in shambles, Mayor Elect Mamdani is being defended by the president to the press, Dems are sweeping all the elections… one could almost ask what we were afraid of but then… you know… the horrors… the atrocities… all the shit we were trying to avoid… sucks.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
In other words: no one is immune to Mamdani’s rizz
Q: “You referred to Mr. Mamdani as a Communist. Can you describe why you feel that way?”
Trump: “I mean, he's got views that are out there, but who knows. I mean, we're gonna see what works…I feel very confident that he can do a very good job.”
Trump: “I mean, he's got views that are out there, but who knows. I mean, we're gonna see what works…I feel very confident that he can do a very good job.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
In other words: no one is immune to Mamdani’s rizz
I can’t imagine that the House of Representatives have a functional definition of socialism so it’s entirely likely that they’ve just condemned BOGO deals on Uber Eats.
You’ll own nothing and be happy!
You’ll own nothing and be happy!
The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
86 Dems joined Republicans in supporting the measure, incl. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I can’t imagine that the House of Representatives have a functional definition of socialism so it’s entirely likely that they’ve just condemned BOGO deals on Uber Eats.
You’ll own nothing and be happy!
You’ll own nothing and be happy!
it’s respectful actually to be told to be quiet like you’re a child, doubly so to be called “piggy.” you should be grateful that the president even speaks to you at all.
In an unbelievable moment, Karoline Leavitt gaslights the President calling a reporter "Piggy" as "frank and honest." It's disrespectful and unpresidential.
Full stop.
Full stop.
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 AM
it’s respectful actually to be told to be quiet like you’re a child, doubly so to be called “piggy.” you should be grateful that the president even speaks to you at all.
You gotta love that Clay Higgins really stands on principle! Shame that principle is protecting powerful pedophiles but what can you do? At least he stands for something… I guess.
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You gotta love that Clay Higgins really stands on principle! Shame that principle is protecting powerful pedophiles but what can you do? At least he stands for something… I guess.
This is pretty gross but you know, every single Republican that works against the release of the global pedophile directory is probably just doing it because they either are or love a pedophile. How can you blame them?
Speaker Johnson says he has "national security concerns" about releasing the Epstein Files.
"Declassification should always rest and always has rested with the agency that originated the intelligence. Why? So that they can protect their critical sources and methods."
"Declassification should always rest and always has rested with the agency that originated the intelligence. Why? So that they can protect their critical sources and methods."
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is pretty gross but you know, every single Republican that works against the release of the global pedophile directory is probably just doing it because they either are or love a pedophile. How can you blame them?
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CHICAGO! Nov 21st have a laugh while raising money for Rapid Response teams at Melted ICE: A Comedy Fundraiser for the ICIRR. 100% of proceeds will be donated to the The Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights @icirr.bsky.social
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November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
CHICAGO! Nov 21st have a laugh while raising money for Rapid Response teams at Melted ICE: A Comedy Fundraiser for the ICIRR. 100% of proceeds will be donated to the The Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights @icirr.bsky.social
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He’s saying we’ve almost doubled our GDP and yet somehow we’ve had to cinch up our belts and budget like we were in a depression… I mean this guy was out here saying that we can’t be having 20 dolls and need to make-do with like 5 dolls! Something isn’t adding up here (the numbers, specifically
Trump's fake foreign investment number is now up to [wait for it] .... $21 trillion! (The entire US GDP is $30 trillion)
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
He’s saying we’ve almost doubled our GDP and yet somehow we’ve had to cinch up our belts and budget like we were in a depression… I mean this guy was out here saying that we can’t be having 20 dolls and need to make-do with like 5 dolls! Something isn’t adding up here (the numbers, specifically
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Why tax is based on workforce and not on capital? Asking for the poor 95% paying the luxury life or the 5% a**holes.
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Why tax is based on workforce and not on capital? Asking for the poor 95% paying the luxury life or the 5% a**holes.