Tiff
@mynameistiff.bsky.social
Celebrity chef and personal trainer
I need a new computer. Was gonna build a new computer this year. I should've did it last summer, when I first started contemplating it.
January 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I need a new computer. Was gonna build a new computer this year. I should've did it last summer, when I first started contemplating it.
Love Actually is so awful, full of awful people doing horrendous, toxic shit, and for some reason, I love it so much.
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Love Actually is so awful, full of awful people doing horrendous, toxic shit, and for some reason, I love it so much.
Werner Herzog being in a Warframe ad was not on my 2025 bingo card, but I'm here for it. #GameAwards
December 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Werner Herzog being in a Warframe ad was not on my 2025 bingo card, but I'm here for it. #GameAwards
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
Spotify, how you gonna count all the times I listened to Delicate by Taylor Swift and ignore all the times I listened to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins. You know I love Tay Tay, but Kenny deserves to shine in my 2025 wrapped, too.
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Spotify, how you gonna count all the times I listened to Delicate by Taylor Swift and ignore all the times I listened to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins. You know I love Tay Tay, but Kenny deserves to shine in my 2025 wrapped, too.
Apple, why are my folders names left-aligned when open but center-aligned on the home screen? Please stop fucking with shit and let us change it back.
I stopped using Facebook because they pissed me off. I will go back to a cheap ass Nokia brick for emergencies and a Walkman if y’all keep this up.
I stopped using Facebook because they pissed me off. I will go back to a cheap ass Nokia brick for emergencies and a Walkman if y’all keep this up.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Apple, why are my folders names left-aligned when open but center-aligned on the home screen? Please stop fucking with shit and let us change it back.
I stopped using Facebook because they pissed me off. I will go back to a cheap ass Nokia brick for emergencies and a Walkman if y’all keep this up.
I stopped using Facebook because they pissed me off. I will go back to a cheap ass Nokia brick for emergencies and a Walkman if y’all keep this up.
To all my Xennial friends out there… Did you read Stephen King’s It in middle school? If your answer is yes, please let me recommend you read it again, now, as an adult. Because it’s a completely different book as an adult and it’s a crazy.
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
To all my Xennial friends out there… Did you read Stephen King’s It in middle school? If your answer is yes, please let me recommend you read it again, now, as an adult. Because it’s a completely different book as an adult and it’s a crazy.
Got my replacement phone working and OMG iOS 26 is awful. Who thought bouncy transparent text was a good idea? Psychopaths that’s who.
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Got my replacement phone working and OMG iOS 26 is awful. Who thought bouncy transparent text was a good idea? Psychopaths that’s who.
Just slowly losing my mind in an Apple Store while I wait for a backup of my phone to load onto my new phone while listening to Lovely Day by Bill Withers on repeat because I’m trying to manifest a good Monday.
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just slowly losing my mind in an Apple Store while I wait for a backup of my phone to load onto my new phone while listening to Lovely Day by Bill Withers on repeat because I’m trying to manifest a good Monday.
I just remembered that Powerwash Simulator 2 is coming out tomorrow.
a drawing of a cat peeking out of a keyboard
ALT: a drawing of a cat peeking out of a keyboard
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October 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I just remembered that Powerwash Simulator 2 is coming out tomorrow.
What does it say about the state of the world that a crazy high-profile jewelry heist seems wholesome compared to all the other horrific shit we see in the news every day?
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
What does it say about the state of the world that a crazy high-profile jewelry heist seems wholesome compared to all the other horrific shit we see in the news every day?
I think I’ve girl dinner’d too close to the sun.
October 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I think I’ve girl dinner’d too close to the sun.
Why are the colors on the iPhone 17 Pro absolutely atrocious?! They look like they're limited edition iPhones for the Denver Broncos or Chicago Bears fans.
September 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Why are the colors on the iPhone 17 Pro absolutely atrocious?! They look like they're limited edition iPhones for the Denver Broncos or Chicago Bears fans.
A film that doesn't exist but I wish did: A black & white indie deadpan comedy from the 1980s, about an all-night diner in Wilmington, Delaware where Tom Waits, Werner Herzog, and David Lynch are customers, written and directed by Jim Jarmusch.
September 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
A film that doesn't exist but I wish did: A black & white indie deadpan comedy from the 1980s, about an all-night diner in Wilmington, Delaware where Tom Waits, Werner Herzog, and David Lynch are customers, written and directed by Jim Jarmusch.
I bought myself a toolset. Nothing crazy, just tools I’d need for fixing things around the house. They’re all pink and purple. Mostly because they were (surprisingly) less expensive than the standard colors, but also so i can tell almost immediately that they’re mine.
August 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I bought myself a toolset. Nothing crazy, just tools I’d need for fixing things around the house. They’re all pink and purple. Mostly because they were (surprisingly) less expensive than the standard colors, but also so i can tell almost immediately that they’re mine.
Friends who are familiar with my reading preferences, do you think I'd enjoy the Murderbot Diaries? It keeps getting recommended to me in various apps, but I can't tell if it'll be actually the kind of stuff I like or if it's just over-marketed.
August 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Friends who are familiar with my reading preferences, do you think I'd enjoy the Murderbot Diaries? It keeps getting recommended to me in various apps, but I can't tell if it'll be actually the kind of stuff I like or if it's just over-marketed.
Every once in a while, when I'm bored, I think about starting a website that no one will ever see. I'll search a domain name I know is probably already taken to see what ones are suggested to me. Today, I found the perfect one for me. 🤣
July 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Every once in a while, when I'm bored, I think about starting a website that no one will ever see. I'll search a domain name I know is probably already taken to see what ones are suggested to me. Today, I found the perfect one for me. 🤣
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Gotta be honest all the Democrats climbing over each other to demonize trans kids really sucks.
Also I will never vote for Buttigieg now either.
Also I will never vote for Buttigieg now either.
Buttigieg said parents have legitimate concerns.
To be clear: If you cannot be relied on to unequivocally defend transgender kids, you can’t be relied on to defend anyone or anything.
www.advocate.com/news/pete-bu...
To be clear: If you cannot be relied on to unequivocally defend transgender kids, you can’t be relied on to defend anyone or anything.
www.advocate.com/news/pete-bu...
Pete Buttigieg weighs in on ‘fairness’ of transgender kids playing girls’ sports
He said he rejected blanket policies about trans participation in sports.
www.advocate.com
July 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Gotta be honest all the Democrats climbing over each other to demonize trans kids really sucks.
Also I will never vote for Buttigieg now either.
Also I will never vote for Buttigieg now either.
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"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"
yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
July 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"
yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
I’m sitting next to someone talking about this amazing meal he had involving crab cakes and other delicious seafood things and now all I can think about is how much I want to eat Maryland blue crab. 🦀
July 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I’m sitting next to someone talking about this amazing meal he had involving crab cakes and other delicious seafood things and now all I can think about is how much I want to eat Maryland blue crab. 🦀
Apropros of nothing, I think milk chocolate with salted hard pretzels might be my favorite treat.
July 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Apropros of nothing, I think milk chocolate with salted hard pretzels might be my favorite treat.
Yo, Spotify. You good?
July 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Yo, Spotify. You good?
Not really in the mood to celebrate America today. Gonna eat a couple hot dogs and watch a movie, probably.
July 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Not really in the mood to celebrate America today. Gonna eat a couple hot dogs and watch a movie, probably.