Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions
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Someone on Twitter ordered the Merlot. So here I am.
Some more of that trademark Conservative mErIToCrAcY.
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Some more of that trademark Conservative mErIToCrAcY.
CPC MP Stephanie Kusie seen yesterday in Parliament insisting Carney doesn't love Canada and that she is outraged about the lineup she had to endure at the Tim Hortons drive-thru that morning.
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
CPC MP Stephanie Kusie seen yesterday in Parliament insisting Carney doesn't love Canada and that she is outraged about the lineup she had to endure at the Tim Hortons drive-thru that morning.
How dare you question Pierre's inherent sex appeal.
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
How dare you question Pierre's inherent sex appeal.
Marit hurt Doug's feeling (sic).
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Marit hurt Doug's feeling (sic).
It's like a cult of lack of personality.
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It's like a cult of lack of personality.
And this poll only surveyed people in Pierre's car pool group.
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
And this poll only surveyed people in Pierre's car pool group.
US President McDonald Trump pictured in November, 2025 opening the new $300M McBallroom at the McWhite House in McWashington, McDC.
- US History book, 2050
- US History book, 2050
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
US President McDonald Trump pictured in November, 2025 opening the new $300M McBallroom at the McWhite House in McWashington, McDC.
- US History book, 2050
- US History book, 2050
'He's staying. But maybe there's stuff that shouldn't be happening, sure.'
- Doug
- Doug
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
'He's staying. But maybe there's stuff that shouldn't be happening, sure.'
- Doug
- Doug
Area man whose team hasn't won in over a decade offers coaching tips.
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Area man whose team hasn't won in over a decade offers coaching tips.
I demand to know who stole my milk out of the Parliamentary fridge!!
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I demand to know who stole my milk out of the Parliamentary fridge!!
Hello, 911? Yes, I'd like to report a murder.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hello, 911? Yes, I'd like to report a murder.
Grey Cup organizers announce today Canadian supergroup Rage Against the Clouds to perform at half-time show.
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Grey Cup organizers announce today Canadian supergroup Rage Against the Clouds to perform at half-time show.
What Amuricuns think Canadian football looks like.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What Amuricuns think Canadian football looks like.
Pretty stressed about today's Grey Cup. I've got a small stack bet on Montreal.
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Pretty stressed about today's Grey Cup. I've got a small stack bet on Montreal.
No idea what you're alluding to, Stephen.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
No idea what you're alluding to, Stephen.
Today in Canadian news, a gopher and a lark will have at it.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Today in Canadian news, a gopher and a lark will have at it.
Wait. I thought Trudeau owned all the Canadian media?
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Wait. I thought Trudeau owned all the Canadian media?
Doug Ford has 72 staffers working for him. The largest staff roster of any Ontario Premier ever. His cabinet is also the largest and most expensive in Ontario history.
But this week his Minister of Red Tape Reduction couldn't tell a committee how much all this was costing us.
I have questions.
But this week his Minister of Red Tape Reduction couldn't tell a committee how much all this was costing us.
I have questions.
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Doug Ford has 72 staffers working for him. The largest staff roster of any Ontario Premier ever. His cabinet is also the largest and most expensive in Ontario history.
But this week his Minister of Red Tape Reduction couldn't tell a committee how much all this was costing us.
I have questions.
But this week his Minister of Red Tape Reduction couldn't tell a committee how much all this was costing us.
I have questions.
Pierre Poilievre's newest tagline is "Get out of the way."
What's old, is new again.
What's old, is new again.
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Pierre Poilievre's newest tagline is "Get out of the way."
What's old, is new again.
What's old, is new again.
Deer My Friends
Me and my allstar goverment have bin working hard to redoose red tape so now it’s even easyer to get goverment funding for your company. All you have to do is send our campain office 1000 dollars and we will send you a 10 millun dollar Skills Traineen grant uhmeediately.
Premair
Me and my allstar goverment have bin working hard to redoose red tape so now it’s even easyer to get goverment funding for your company. All you have to do is send our campain office 1000 dollars and we will send you a 10 millun dollar Skills Traineen grant uhmeediately.
Premair
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Deer My Friends
Me and my allstar goverment have bin working hard to redoose red tape so now it’s even easyer to get goverment funding for your company. All you have to do is send our campain office 1000 dollars and we will send you a 10 millun dollar Skills Traineen grant uhmeediately.
Premair
Me and my allstar goverment have bin working hard to redoose red tape so now it’s even easyer to get goverment funding for your company. All you have to do is send our campain office 1000 dollars and we will send you a 10 millun dollar Skills Traineen grant uhmeediately.
Premair
And folks, I just want to assure you we're pertectin' Ontario jobs - and even creatin' new ones - by giving my campaign manager's clients 100 million dollars in grants to help them develop skills in important areas.
October 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
And folks, I just want to assure you we're pertectin' Ontario jobs - and even creatin' new ones - by giving my campaign manager's clients 100 million dollars in grants to help them develop skills in important areas.
I just Googled "gaslighting" and this was the first search result:
October 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I just Googled "gaslighting" and this was the first search result:
I’ve predicted a lot of things. I told everyone about Bin Laden in 2000. Bad fella. Tried to warn everyone. I even went over to Pete Hegseth’s college dorm room and told him. He can verify that. Very verifiable. Before that, I predicted Fonzie would jump that shark. Big jump. I like mashed potatoes.
October 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’ve predicted a lot of things. I told everyone about Bin Laden in 2000. Bad fella. Tried to warn everyone. I even went over to Pete Hegseth’s college dorm room and told him. He can verify that. Very verifiable. Before that, I predicted Fonzie would jump that shark. Big jump. I like mashed potatoes.
White House releases photo of Portland taken this morning.
October 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
White House releases photo of Portland taken this morning.