My Old Gaffer
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Just taught my in-laws about incognito tabs. Planting the seeds for an eventful Christmas.
December 15, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Just taught my in-laws about incognito tabs. Planting the seeds for an eventful Christmas.
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"First, draw an S"
November 30, 2024 at 2:10 AM
"First, draw an S"
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Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
December 14, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Annual reminder:
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders.
Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
He died as he lived, horny
December 14, 2024 at 4:22 AM
He died as he lived, horny
Having a garage is weird. Like why is there a big wet car in my house.
December 14, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Having a garage is weird. Like why is there a big wet car in my house.
In case anyone was wondering, mob rule is alive and well at the post office this morning
December 13, 2024 at 3:23 PM
In case anyone was wondering, mob rule is alive and well at the post office this morning
RWLJY WUSH AUTOCORREXT WORKEE WITH ALK CAPS
December 13, 2024 at 2:12 PM
RWLJY WUSH AUTOCORREXT WORKEE WITH ALK CAPS
my torso be like (,)
December 13, 2024 at 1:14 PM
my torso be like (,)
You're laughing? You haven't created any shareholder value today and you're laughing?
December 13, 2024 at 12:21 AM
You're laughing? You haven't created any shareholder value today and you're laughing?
Points to anyone who can guess how long American assholes have been kicking this objection around
December 12, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Points to anyone who can guess how long American assholes have been kicking this objection around
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre as a kid.
December 12, 2024 at 8:05 AM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre as a kid.
Watching The Holiday and wishing for Jasper's untimely demise.
December 12, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Watching The Holiday and wishing for Jasper's untimely demise.
waking my baby up to ask if she's mad at me
December 11, 2024 at 9:46 AM
waking my baby up to ask if she's mad at me
Your honor, the defendant smelt it
December 11, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Your honor, the defendant smelt it
Land rush on Luigi homicide jokes was not on my December bingo card.
December 11, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Land rush on Luigi homicide jokes was not on my December bingo card.
News Bloopers is and always will be my favorite genre
It has been quite the year, so as a distraction from all that here are my WTF TV news moments from 2024 ✨
December 10, 2024 at 7:25 PM
News Bloopers is and always will be my favorite genre
Well that's one way to get free healthcare
December 10, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Well that's one way to get free healthcare
50k can buy you 10,000 big macs and 1.5 back surgeries
December 10, 2024 at 3:46 AM
50k can buy you 10,000 big macs and 1.5 back surgeries
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"Mr. Foreperson, the options are 'guilty' and 'not guilty'. You need to stop giving us a verdict of 'very bad boy'."
December 10, 2024 at 1:04 AM
"Mr. Foreperson, the options are 'guilty' and 'not guilty'. You need to stop giving us a verdict of 'very bad boy'."
HR: Be honest, your survey responses are totally anonymous!
Also HR:
Also HR:
December 9, 2024 at 5:08 PM
HR: Be honest, your survey responses are totally anonymous!
Also HR:
Also HR:
I heard a young NYPD officer is trying to turn things around by putting on The Best Christmas Pagent Ever
December 8, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I heard a young NYPD officer is trying to turn things around by putting on The Best Christmas Pagent Ever