I need you to stop asking basic SEO questions. Reddit says yes. Seriously!!!

I needed this yesterday. Thank you!!!!

Yeah but it hit different. I feel exhausted by social stuff lately because it's like being lonely in a crowd.

Disclaimer: sent with love at a decent hour of the day.

Yeah fuck that. Even IF we go hard, you're not considering the utter cluster fuck tiny shifts in initial conditions can bring about. You're too hung up on predictability and you shouldn't be if you've ever been asked to do SEO forecasting...or spent any time talking to me.

I miss Twitter too buddy.

You stripped me naked like a supermarket chicken. I'm rebranding my site and I now want cuisine lore in my about page. Hell, maybe a recipe.

You're making them sound like they're about to have a mid life crisis and reinvent their life story for more clout online

You don't understand how much I appreciate this and how much our conversation has triggered some folks reaching out in DMs and discussing this.