Getting my IUD placement and I think I might cry

Why do guys always think if you duo in a game with them it's romantic? I just wanna win, not kiss

The only reason you're diamond is because your masters boyfriend dragged your ass to that rank. I'd love to see what rank you are if you solo queue 🙄

Sometimes I really love my friends but I've been frustrated with them lately.

Is it just me or is it weird if a girl tells her bf that he's only allowed to play DPS comp with her? He's not allowed to play on his own and he's SUPER not allowed to play with anyone else. That just feels weird and controlling to me personally

me watching Bluesky's user count grow by another million in a day

hello and welcome to all 19M of you! 🥳

"bUt YoU sHoUlDn'T lEt PoLiTiCs AfFeCt OuR rElAtIoNsHiP"

Nah fuck you bitch you voted for the overblown spray tanned clown

I am fully prepared to be absolutely insufferable this holiday season.

Yikes... She immediately told me it sounded dumb and wouldn't last. Okie dokie then

I really don’t understand this whole ‘stay on Twitter and fight’ thing. You’re jousting with bots and reply guys and wading through ads it’s not Waterloo.

Not me trying me absolute hardest to get my friends switched over to Bluesky with me 😂