HOMER J MYSTERYMEAT64
@mysterymeat64.bsky.social
*unzips trousers*
*swarm of locusts flies out*
MysteryMeat64.neocities.org
He/him 21
*swarm of locusts flies out*
MysteryMeat64.neocities.org
He/him 21
Pinned
May Beavis someday finally score
And Butthead be forever scorned
And Butthead be forever scorned
In heritage's and I gotta scratch my ass so bad
December 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
In heritage's and I gotta scratch my ass so bad
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Please donate generously this Thanksgiving day, it’s winter and they need a tent
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Please donate generously this Thanksgiving day, it’s winter and they need a tent
I'm remembering the fuck outta each of my trans homies today
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm remembering the fuck outta each of my trans homies today
Yeah my resume says I'm the "Big Dawg" what of it?
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yeah my resume says I'm the "Big Dawg" what of it?
I love when there's a crossover between Godzilla and some other franchise and they do a mash-up design of one of the franchise's monsters with some sort of Godzilla infection. The representation of Godzilla as some sort of cancer-mutation-infection thing is such a cool idea.
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I love when there's a crossover between Godzilla and some other franchise and they do a mash-up design of one of the franchise's monsters with some sort of Godzilla infection. The representation of Godzilla as some sort of cancer-mutation-infection thing is such a cool idea.
Damn, that's crazy. Imagine being Jackass Shitterelli, putting all that work in to lie and bullshit, only to lose by FIFTEEN PERCENT
Me personally? I'd get my ass outta Jersey EXPEDICIOUSLY to avoid the shame.
Me personally? I'd get my ass outta Jersey EXPEDICIOUSLY to avoid the shame.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Damn, that's crazy. Imagine being Jackass Shitterelli, putting all that work in to lie and bullshit, only to lose by FIFTEEN PERCENT
Me personally? I'd get my ass outta Jersey EXPEDICIOUSLY to avoid the shame.
Me personally? I'd get my ass outta Jersey EXPEDICIOUSLY to avoid the shame.
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New Jersey, it is the honor of my life to earn your trust to become this great state’s 57th Governor.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
New Jersey, it is the honor of my life to earn your trust to become this great state’s 57th Governor.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
I promise to listen, lead with courage, and never forget who I serve.
Cool freaking spaceman I drew
October 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Cool freaking spaceman I drew
My electives this semester taking turns beating my ass with wooden boards that have nails in them
a group of superheroes are flying in the sky
ALT: a group of superheroes are flying in the sky
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My electives this semester taking turns beating my ass with wooden boards that have nails in them
Papa was a Homer Simp
Mama was Marge Bouvier
I could skate my board and sling a shot
Before I learned to stand
Home was anywhere with Krusty-O's
Love was a tomacco farm
Never stuck around long enough
For a Treehouse of Horror
Mama was Marge Bouvier
I could skate my board and sling a shot
Before I learned to stand
Home was anywhere with Krusty-O's
Love was a tomacco farm
Never stuck around long enough
For a Treehouse of Horror
October 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Papa was a Homer Simp
Mama was Marge Bouvier
I could skate my board and sling a shot
Before I learned to stand
Home was anywhere with Krusty-O's
Love was a tomacco farm
Never stuck around long enough
For a Treehouse of Horror
Mama was Marge Bouvier
I could skate my board and sling a shot
Before I learned to stand
Home was anywhere with Krusty-O's
Love was a tomacco farm
Never stuck around long enough
For a Treehouse of Horror
Sometimes I feel like a fake Godzilla fan because I can name what era each suit comes from, but not the specific movies they come from
October 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Sometimes I feel like a fake Godzilla fan because I can name what era each suit comes from, but not the specific movies they come from
Fuck customs and fuck the tariffs, dude. I pre-ordered this shit last October. Why did I need to pay two more fees to get it? Why did the site I pre-ordered from not let me know about the first extra fee until I emailed them asking when it was shipping?
October 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Fuck customs and fuck the tariffs, dude. I pre-ordered this shit last October. Why did I need to pay two more fees to get it? Why did the site I pre-ordered from not let me know about the first extra fee until I emailed them asking when it was shipping?
Relevant again
I am never importing anything ever again
October 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Relevant again
Just got back the grade for a midterm i was decently confident in
Its, uh, not so great
Its, uh, not so great
October 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Just got back the grade for a midterm i was decently confident in
Its, uh, not so great
Its, uh, not so great
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Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill
December 30, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill
mspaint Homers
October 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
mspaint Homers
I am never importing anything ever again
October 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I am never importing anything ever again
I hit my head on a cloud during the rapture and fell back down to earth. I already sold every single thing I own in preparation for it. I'm ruined.
September 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I hit my head on a cloud during the rapture and fell back down to earth. I already sold every single thing I own in preparation for it. I'm ruined.
People who don't like the term "metroidvania" because it's derivative of the names of specific games are weird. That's like being upset with the term "roguelike" for the same reason.
September 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
People who don't like the term "metroidvania" because it's derivative of the names of specific games are weird. That's like being upset with the term "roguelike" for the same reason.
Mysterymeat64
The Tenderizer
The Tenderizer
QT with your mech name and pilot handle?
September 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Mysterymeat64
The Tenderizer
The Tenderizer
Don't use "Mr." as an honorific for me. Use "The".
I'm not nb or anything, I just think it would go hard.
I'm not nb or anything, I just think it would go hard.
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Don't use "Mr." as an honorific for me. Use "The".
I'm not nb or anything, I just think it would go hard.
I'm not nb or anything, I just think it would go hard.
FREE NEW JERSEY
September 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
FREE NEW JERSEY
May Beavis someday finally score
And Butthead be forever scorned
And Butthead be forever scorned
September 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
May Beavis someday finally score
And Butthead be forever scorned
And Butthead be forever scorned
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Why is Google fucking up Android? Who said they could do that?
August 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Why is Google fucking up Android? Who said they could do that?