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Mike Ess
@n0hgur.bsky.social
Minors DNI🔞🔞🔞

To shreds you say?
July 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
*spits on the ground*

Y'all best not be on this private proper-tah looking for golds. This here spot's claimed cause I claimed it.

Now git
April 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Seventy five thousand dollars. 😂🤣😂
November 6, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Reposted by Mike Ess
i'm not trying to tell anyone what to do, but my bluesky posts are intended to be viewed on a television. posts like this one take an extraordinary amount of time and effort to write, and when you read them on a phone or laptop you're kind of cheapening the experience
October 16, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Bots are real and the stripper likes you.
October 16, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Going a2m is just fun dip for adults.
October 15, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Song of the day
October 15, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Z?
October 15, 2024 at 6:38 AM
October 15, 2024 at 4:24 AM
What if I put some denatonium benzoate in your flavored lube as a prank?
October 14, 2024 at 5:15 PM
October 13, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Urine my heart 💛
October 13, 2024 at 3:41 AM
October 12, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Iykyk
October 12, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Sucker
October 11, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Proof of leg
October 11, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Think I'll just spend the rest of the day engaging in a bit of psychological masonry. Seems constructive, yeah?
October 11, 2024 at 5:24 PM
The rumors are true. I am a Brat™
October 11, 2024 at 1:18 AM
My vape has pinstripes and that makes me feel fancy AF.
October 10, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Sometimes I wish leprechauns were real so I could catch one and get it addicted to hard drugs and ruin its life.
October 10, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Songs that should be longer.

open.spotify.com/track/0Mg797...
Be Free
King Dude, Chelsea Wolfe · Sing More Songs Together... · Song · 2014
open.spotify.com
October 9, 2024 at 11:50 PM
You eat babies
October 9, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Let's reenact the Ludovico technique scene in A Clockwork Orange but it's me making you watch Superman IV: The Quest For Peace.
October 9, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Is 1 am too late for dinner? Asking for myself
October 9, 2024 at 5:04 AM