republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory

democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

regardless of politics, i think we can all agree that joe biden’s secret service-biting dog should have the opportunity to challenge trump for the presidency like this

You are not immune to propaganda.

#art

no, there is no Algorithm. it's 34,612 gerbils tap-dancing on a google sheet

MEDIEVAL KING: *not even opening the menu* hmmm okay. do you all do groats? how are your groats

WAITER: the groats are exceptional m'lord

MEDIEVAL KING: and, millet?

WAITER: the millet is very fine

MEDIEVAL KING: great i'll do groats and uhhhh millet for the table? *sort of nodding at everyone*