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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · Jul 16

They had to invent pain almost immediately after inventing fire because too many men were "just testing it out"

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 9h

I think it’s funny when people are rude to me and then act surprised when they wake up in the trunk of my car.

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 19h

Some good news , I am "stepping in" as the new Chief Innovation Officer at Slinky

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 1d

Gosh, losing money to a fraudster, is that more eccentric than a trickster

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 1d

Rigged electrons

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 2d

Corn porn

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 2d

News for olds

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 6d

I like jaywalking and coyotes but there's always someone pointing out that jaywalking puts you further away from your pack, giving the coyotes more opportunities to eat your children

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 6d

Is being wildly incompetent part of your heritage too

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 6d

From a technical perspective, I'm a big Accept the Risk and Continue kind of guy

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 6d

You don't really hear badonkadonk anymore either

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 7d

Music app showing bt&h as top listened to

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 8d

Grok is this true

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 8d

I've become a Knowledge Titan from using ai tools , reading less frees up time for bigger thinking with larger datasets , doing enterprise stuff, might start some databases for some type of chemistry with those beakers, just unstoppable

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 8d

what's that supposed to mean

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 9d

HAAHHCHOO

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spooky potion of kobalos @candlestick.bsky.social · 10d

(punched so hard i lost my sense of hearing) i didn't hear no bell 😤

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 10d

Yes, burritos

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 10d

I will buy a case if they have ai embedded in there

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 10d

Just learned about the hellfire club spicy pizza rolls and got a bag on standby for similar circumstances

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 10d

Kidney Stones and Coffee
-> By Sherwin Williams

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 10d

I replaced my bottom rack with a steel one so the tines don't get bent from all that extra weight

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Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 11d

Walking to work uphill both ways to keep the tradition alive

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Second half also twice as dry

Иate @n8tid.bsky.social · 12d

I thought the post office was supposed to be profitable , just like the sewer system