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derwin @naf.nyc · Jul 15
when i walked in i thought the manager died
i really like how my local mechanic just has PNGs of tires on their Google Maps listing
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I never thought "time to vacuum the bathtub" would be a sentence I would ever say but I'm just crushing my goals this winter
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
bling
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
my old leftovers shine brightly under the clinical white LEDs of the fridge. it's a fucking interrogation
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I'm sorry, what?
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Men want to be strong… but not compassionate

Lead but without insight

Partner without care

Build without skill
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
there can't be Wisconsins without Wisconforgiveness.
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
even if the word 'unstop' could make all my missed potential come to life i would never type it
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“going off the rails on the gravy train” a tale of my thanksgiving dinner
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
these newfangled “Walk Lanes” are a commie scourge on our city !!
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
wasn't expecting being able to AirDrop the worst shit to my dad's iPhone today, but it's a plus

blog.google/products/and...
Android and iPhone users can now share files, starting with the Pixel 10 family.
Today, we’re introducing a way for Quick Share to work with AirDrop.
blog.google
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Mandela Effect in action: just learned it's actually spelled ‘Epstain’
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i'm at an #ebike impass. i toyed with a cheaper one 5 years ago. then i decided to build one: huge battery, mid-drive motor with gears, using a name-brand mountain bike as the donor.

it's been two years & i hate it now. it's the "right size" but it's like getting on a horse. no quick trips either.
November 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
due to rowdy schoolchildren, my local McDonalds only lets adults in between noon and 4pm . like some sort of stupid hamburger night club
November 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
fired for being drunk at the healthcare email factory
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back
October 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
android pamphlet doodle #art #illustration #robots
November 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
mediocre Evil Dead sketch from 2023 #art #illustration #halloween
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM