captain ouppy ake
@nahlaake.bsky.social
sister side character enjoyer, problematic femslash writer, ceo of nahleb, alien fucker. 20s; 18+ only. currently obsessed with starfleet academy.
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star trek put the future of its franchise on the shoulders of age gap heteroeroticism
NAHLA NOT BEATING THE GROOMER ALLEGATIONS LETS GO
January 22, 2026 at 6:35 AM
NAHLA NOT BEATING THE GROOMER ALLEGATIONS LETS GO
hey do you guys see me with the nahla x caleb vision NOW MOTHERFUCKERS
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 AM
hey do you guys see me with the nahla x caleb vision NOW MOTHERFUCKERS
they created a starfleet captain who could very well very plausibly be going commando under her uniform at all times and it wouldn't even be out of character at all whatsoever for her to do so. I believe in God because of this
January 22, 2026 at 4:43 AM
they created a starfleet captain who could very well very plausibly be going commando under her uniform at all times and it wouldn't even be out of character at all whatsoever for her to do so. I believe in God because of this
star trek knows what teenagers and young adults like! Milf arm
January 22, 2026 at 4:05 AM
star trek knows what teenagers and young adults like! Milf arm
i do love how the traumaboy main character is like... genuinely just a very sweet guy who isn't even mean to people who sticks up for strangers and calms people down when they're panicking... like you are telling me one story about caleb with words but with actions he is just a good dude
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 AM
i do love how the traumaboy main character is like... genuinely just a very sweet guy who isn't even mean to people who sticks up for strangers and calms people down when they're panicking... like you are telling me one story about caleb with words but with actions he is just a good dude
anyway when is nahla gonna be someone's trip sitter
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 PM
anyway when is nahla gonna be someone's trip sitter
i just think... well. growing up with a beautiful older woman as an object of hatred basically constant in your mind uhh well... it did probably cross some wires there during his teen years
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
i just think... well. growing up with a beautiful older woman as an object of hatred basically constant in your mind uhh well... it did probably cross some wires there during his teen years
there is literally tatiana maslany
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
there is literally tatiana maslany
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Cap'n Ake is gonna be one of my fav characters #StarfleetAcademy #StarTrek
January 20, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Cap'n Ake is gonna be one of my fav characters #StarfleetAcademy #StarTrek
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January 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Oh noo the new captain of #startrekstarfleetacademy is hippie Holly Hunter what ever will i do!!! my kitten, too cute; my water, too refreshing; the sunset, too beautiful...
dear star trek dudebros who HATE starfleet academy... if you think she's ugly you may not actually be attracted to women at all. literally look at her
January 21, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Oh noo the new captain of #startrekstarfleetacademy is hippie Holly Hunter what ever will i do!!! my kitten, too cute; my water, too refreshing; the sunset, too beautiful...
dear star trek dudebros who HATE starfleet academy... if you think she's ugly you may not actually be attracted to women at all. literally look at her
January 21, 2026 at 10:24 PM
dear star trek dudebros who HATE starfleet academy... if you think she's ugly you may not actually be attracted to women at all. literally look at her
Why must Television be "Good"? Is it not enough to have Holly Hunter bossing around beautiful men
January 21, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Why must Television be "Good"? Is it not enough to have Holly Hunter bossing around beautiful men
she has 96 mental illnesses and banished herself from most public spaces
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
she has 96 mental illnesses and banished herself from most public spaces
sorry i'll post about things besides nahla and caleb uhhh spy kids was unironically a really good movie uhh okay that's all i've got
January 21, 2026 at 10:03 PM
sorry i'll post about things besides nahla and caleb uhhh spy kids was unironically a really good movie uhh okay that's all i've got
He calls her by her first name in front of every single bridge officer she has and she doesn't even, like, blink an eye about it. Darem calling her that would incite a (later, outside of battle) reaction that would put a new definition of fear into his heart but with caleb...... Well
January 21, 2026 at 9:52 PM
He calls her by her first name in front of every single bridge officer she has and she doesn't even, like, blink an eye about it. Darem calling her that would incite a (later, outside of battle) reaction that would put a new definition of fear into his heart but with caleb...... Well
inb4 "nahla isn't a groomer"
![a screenshot of a tumblr ask that reads, "wait how is nahla a groomer"?
the reply reads: out of curiosity what would YOU call a woman who obsessed over a child for fifteen years and then blackmails his adult self into being by her side and playing house with her and looking what she thinks he should look like and doing what she thinks he should do and becoming what she wants him to be via working for starfleet. who then when she has him by her side is constantly walking into his room and trying to be near him, moving his stuff around in his room without consent and trying to get him to agree to "build something different [relationship-wise]" with her when there's no reason for him to really be invested in doing so. like what exactly is the term for this other than grooming. i dont mean this in a rude way im serious. how is that not textually grooming. "grooming" doesn't have the sole definition of grooming of a child for sexual purposes.... there are other forms of grooming"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uzagmareagx25uio5eyn2fyf/bafkreih3kawx2zdh4csdeyb44oqgawjog37e4gwqqylyhcbwiydazxwkg4@jpeg)
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
inb4 "nahla isn't a groomer"
CALEB MIR!!!!!!!!! THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU!!!!! IT'S CALLED ESTROGEN !!! YOU CAN DO IT YOU CAN BE HAPPY
January 21, 2026 at 9:41 PM
CALEB MIR!!!!!!!!! THERE IS HOPE FOR YOU!!!!! IT'S CALLED ESTROGEN !!! YOU CAN DO IT YOU CAN BE HAPPY
Can't even write meta about how the new star trek captain groomed one of her cadets without some dudebro going "SEE TREK HAS GONE WOKE ITS EL JIBBTIY PROPAGANDA I TOLD YOU!!" like uhh no i'm not on your side, i actually think it is deeply hot when ake manipulates caleb and i want her to be worse...
January 21, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Can't even write meta about how the new star trek captain groomed one of her cadets without some dudebro going "SEE TREK HAS GONE WOKE ITS EL JIBBTIY PROPAGANDA I TOLD YOU!!" like uhh no i'm not on your side, i actually think it is deeply hot when ake manipulates caleb and i want her to be worse...
this woman broke me. I'm not well. I think I'm going to sacrifice myself on the altar for nahla ake's happiness. Brb
January 21, 2026 at 9:31 PM
this woman broke me. I'm not well. I think I'm going to sacrifice myself on the altar for nahla ake's happiness. Brb
never has there ever been a cuter ouppy than nahla ake in the entirety of all star trek .
January 21, 2026 at 9:30 PM
never has there ever been a cuter ouppy than nahla ake in the entirety of all star trek .
god i need her so bad WOOOOOOOOF
January 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
god i need her so bad WOOOOOOOOF
why does she have to be a fictional character she is the love of my life.
January 21, 2026 at 2:02 PM
why does she have to be a fictional character she is the love of my life.
i need to touch nahla ake's hair or i will die. please ma'am it is the only cure for my illness. what is the disease called uhhh lesbianism
January 21, 2026 at 1:59 PM
i need to touch nahla ake's hair or i will die. please ma'am it is the only cure for my illness. what is the disease called uhhh lesbianism
sigh you know guys sometimes it is so hard having such correct opinions on star trek
January 21, 2026 at 11:23 AM
sigh you know guys sometimes it is so hard having such correct opinions on star trek