captain ouppy ake
@nahlaake.bsky.social
18+ only, mid 20s, it/zhe. i think star trek is bad
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star trek put the future of its franchise on the shoulders of age gap heteroeroticism
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HOW IT FEELS TO KNOW WE'RE GETTING NAHLEB MOMENTS IN EP 6 FOR SURE
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
HOW IT FEELS TO KNOW WE'RE GETTING NAHLEB MOMENTS IN EP 6 FOR SURE
girl help they are implying i am a child separation supporter based on my fictional interests while i watch half the world belittle the same truama i went through on my timeline no matter how many words i mute
February 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
girl help they are implying i am a child separation supporter based on my fictional interests while i watch half the world belittle the same truama i went through on my timeline no matter how many words i mute
B*bylon 5 literally came back in 2023 and was so forgettable that no one even talks about how b*bylon 5 came back in 2023. ever
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
B*bylon 5 literally came back in 2023 and was so forgettable that no one even talks about how b*bylon 5 came back in 2023. ever
i think im a little bit sexually attracted to spreadsheets
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 AM
i think im a little bit sexually attracted to spreadsheets
caeb mir you can still kiss a boy like there is still time
February 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
caeb mir you can still kiss a boy like there is still time
i am Ssssssoooooooooooooo stoned, if we don't get a starfleet academy party episode...
February 1, 2026 at 1:47 AM
i am Ssssssoooooooooooooo stoned, if we don't get a starfleet academy party episode...
actually im just blocking theres no point
February 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
actually im just blocking theres no point
See like i can't even be mad bc nahla does suck and she does fuck caleb up real bad but the difference is I understand that television is "entertainment" and i go to star trek for things i find "entertaining" and not, like, whatever you guys watch it for
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
See like i can't even be mad bc nahla does suck and she does fuck caleb up real bad but the difference is I understand that television is "entertainment" and i go to star trek for things i find "entertaining" and not, like, whatever you guys watch it for
a discussion post is when you complain about ships you dont like
February 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
a discussion post is when you complain about ships you dont like
ive never seen a show where i actually expect the polyamory to be endgame. like they've set it up INSANE amounts here. what am i supposed to think
January 29, 2026 at 4:32 PM
ive never seen a show where i actually expect the polyamory to be endgame. like they've set it up INSANE amounts here. what am i supposed to think
im really starting to change my opinion on darem...
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 PM
im really starting to change my opinion on darem...
ok i have thought about it for 9 hours and i have decided im down
the darem and jay-den yaoi scene was. well. well. it was sure something!
January 29, 2026 at 4:24 PM
ok i have thought about it for 9 hours and i have decided im down
Why the hell was that such a good episode of star trek
January 29, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Why the hell was that such a good episode of star trek
i have this fic idea where nahla and caleb both catfish people on space tinder for fun in their spare time but then they accidentally start LIKING the other person they're talking to. but they have no idea it's each other. and when they finally find out they're like "i am probably going to commit su
January 29, 2026 at 8:52 AM
i have this fic idea where nahla and caleb both catfish people on space tinder for fun in their spare time but then they accidentally start LIKING the other person they're talking to. but they have no idea it's each other. and when they finally find out they're like "i am probably going to commit su
ugh you guys that was such a good episode
January 29, 2026 at 7:52 AM
ugh you guys that was such a good episode
"you occupy the same place in my heart as my brother did" is seen as a jayleb win... but when EYE, a nahla/caleb shipper,
January 29, 2026 at 7:24 AM
"you occupy the same place in my heart as my brother did" is seen as a jayleb win... but when EYE, a nahla/caleb shipper,
January 29, 2026 at 7:07 AM
the .03 seconds of samleb we got will carry me in the absence of my beloved toxic age gap hetslop i guess
January 29, 2026 at 7:04 AM
the .03 seconds of samleb we got will carry me in the absence of my beloved toxic age gap hetslop i guess
i didnt mean it i didnt mean it i didnt mean it
though at this point i'd take like... any ake sex scene. with anyone. please i need it please i
January 29, 2026 at 7:03 AM
i didnt mean it i didnt mean it i didnt mean it
the darem and jay-den yaoi scene was. well. well. it was sure something!
January 29, 2026 at 7:01 AM
the darem and jay-den yaoi scene was. well. well. it was sure something!
hi you guys that was a really good episode
January 29, 2026 at 6:59 AM
hi you guys that was a really good episode
i'm the reason for this and i have already seen it unfortunately
Among the other reasons I'm glad I'm no longer a Star Trek account on Xitter, seeing the way the fanfics are shaping up for SFA, I am very glad I will not see proship discourse for this show on top of everything else
January 29, 2026 at 6:57 AM
i'm the reason for this and i have already seen it unfortunately
how can you ship jay-den and caleb omggg that's sooo disturbing they literally have a canonically sibling relationship :/
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 AM
how can you ship jay-den and caleb omggg that's sooo disturbing they literally have a canonically sibling relationship :/
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