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NakedChef
@nakedchef.bsky.social
I'm a chef, and I like being naked. 💙💜💖🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

I love ducks, comics, and naughtiness of many kinds.
What a wild idea
January 2, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
December 9, 2023 at 1:23 PM
It's cream whipping time
December 8, 2023 at 11:37 AM
November 21, 2023 at 6:34 PM
My phone autocorrects my misspelling of "super" to "supernoodles"
November 20, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Good evening
November 18, 2023 at 8:05 PM
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⭐Whale Shark Anatomy: 🦈
November 17, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Bodies are so weird, I just choked on my medication and my nipples went hard??? Like what the fuck body?????!
November 17, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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The most delicious thing about growing as a person is when someone does something that annoys the shit out of me in the art market-space, I use it as fuel to do better, work harder, and chill harder.
November 17, 2023 at 8:50 PM
November 17, 2023 at 1:41 PM
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What's the modern equivalent of those pirate FM radio stations playing new music in the 60s-80s ish? I used to love listening to random stuff in the middle of the night when the insomnia hit.
November 15, 2023 at 7:24 PM
What's the modern equivalent of those pirate FM radio stations playing new music in the 60s-80s ish? I used to love listening to random stuff in the middle of the night when the insomnia hit.
November 15, 2023 at 7:24 PM
Brilliant
RANKING EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW MUCH OF A NATURAL-BORN POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER (1/69)
November 15, 2023 at 8:44 AM
I'm here for this. Boooo non-pussy-eaters boooo
How about we stop slut-shaming women, and we start shaming men who don't eat pussy 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
November 13, 2023 at 11:27 PM
Figs. My god.
November 13, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Surely Monday the 13th is way more ominous than Friday
November 12, 2023 at 10:19 PM
The trauma-informed bisexual urge to regress to being 17 and the soundtrack to those years. Also I miss taking the insert out of the cassette box to study the art and lyrics.
I need to get back into listening to a lot of music but my shits all so disorganized right now
November 12, 2023 at 3:29 PM
I feel so seen. Twitter just judges me for drinking soda.

In other news I wish I was 10 and drinking blue raspberry panda pops again.
I'm a big fan of soda, I got a coke zero at a chick fil a in Columbus Ohio and it felt supercooled, like when a liquid is well below freezing but science does something, no ice, and it tasted like at least 40% more syrup than usual.
November 11, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Bollocks
Jezebel was a good website. Our statement:
November 10, 2023 at 11:49 PM
This is going to be my queerest iteration yet
November 10, 2023 at 9:53 PM