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NakedChef
@nakedchef.bsky.social
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I'm a chef, and I like being naked. 💙💜💖🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

I love ducks, comics, and naughtiness of many kinds.
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nakedchef.bsky.social
What a wild idea
January 2, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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spavel.bsky.social
happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate
Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming IKEA Photo of a small monkey in a tiny wool coat
December 9, 2023 at 1:23 PM
nakedchef.bsky.social
It's cream whipping time
December 8, 2023 at 11:37 AM
nakedchef.bsky.social
Like my steak, I want to be well done 😈

@catspyjama.bsky.social @justdlish.bsky.social @sexiilexii.bsky.social
A women in chef's whites, her bare stomach and breast just visible as the jacket is half open
November 21, 2023 at 6:34 PM
nakedchef.bsky.social
My phone autocorrects my misspelling of "super" to "supernoodles"
November 20, 2023 at 11:00 PM
nakedchef.bsky.social
Good evening
A black and white photo of a woman's breast, a leather riding crop touching the nipple
November 18, 2023 at 8:05 PM
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requinoesis.bsky.social
⭐Whale Shark Anatomy: 🦈
November 17, 2023 at 9:42 PM
nakedchef.bsky.social
Bodies are so weird, I just choked on my medication and my nipples went hard??? Like what the fuck body?????!
November 17, 2023 at 9:13 PM
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The most delicious thing about growing as a person is when someone does something that annoys the shit out of me in the art market-space, I use it as fuel to do better, work harder, and chill harder.
Fueled by Spite sticker
November 17, 2023 at 8:50 PM
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November 17, 2023 at 1:41 PM
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nakedchef.bsky.social
What's the modern equivalent of those pirate FM radio stations playing new music in the 60s-80s ish? I used to love listening to random stuff in the middle of the night when the insomnia hit.
November 15, 2023 at 7:24 PM
nakedchef.bsky.social
What's the modern equivalent of those pirate FM radio stations playing new music in the 60s-80s ish? I used to love listening to random stuff in the middle of the night when the insomnia hit.
November 15, 2023 at 7:24 PM
nakedchef.bsky.social
Brilliant
mel.bzky.team yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · Nov 14
RANKING EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW MUCH OF A NATURAL-BORN POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER (1/69)
November 15, 2023 at 8:44 AM
nakedchef.bsky.social
I'm here for this. Boooo non-pussy-eaters boooo
faultypussy.bsky.social FullyFunctionalPussy🫦 @faultypussy.bsky.social · Oct 24
How about we stop slut-shaming women, and we start shaming men who don't eat pussy 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
November 13, 2023 at 11:27 PM
nakedchef.bsky.social
Figs. My god.
November 13, 2023 at 11:25 PM
nakedchef.bsky.social
Surely Monday the 13th is way more ominous than Friday
November 12, 2023 at 10:19 PM
nakedchef.bsky.social
The trauma-informed bisexual urge to regress to being 17 and the soundtrack to those years. Also I miss taking the insert out of the cassette box to study the art and lyrics.
cashlin.bsky.social Cashlin @cashlin.bsky.social · Nov 12
I need to get back into listening to a lot of music but my shits all so disorganized right now
November 12, 2023 at 3:29 PM
nakedchef.bsky.social
I feel so seen. Twitter just judges me for drinking soda.

In other news I wish I was 10 and drinking blue raspberry panda pops again.
faultypussy.bsky.social FullyFunctionalPussy🫦 @faultypussy.bsky.social · Nov 11
I'm a big fan of soda, I got a coke zero at a chick fil a in Columbus Ohio and it felt supercooled, like when a liquid is well below freezing but science does something, no ice, and it tasted like at least 40% more syrup than usual.
November 11, 2023 at 9:59 PM
nakedchef.bsky.social
Bollocks
gmgunion.bsky.social GMG Union @gmgunion.bsky.social · Nov 9
Jezebel was a good website. Our statement:
GMG Union Statement on Today’s Layoffs Today, with no warning, G/O Media laid off 23 people across multiple outlets, including; Deadspin, Gizmodo, io9, Jalopnik, Jezebel, Kotaku, The Onion, The Onion Art Department, and Quartz. These layoffs are cruel and entirely preventable. Jezebel, which has been a pillar of fearless journalism and important cultural commentary since 2007, was shut down entirely. G/O Media management failed to undertake the range of cost-cutting options it had—like furloughs, voluntary reduced hours, staff buyouts, and executive pay cuts—before laying off employees. Some of these layoffs come immediately after sites have made other hires for the same pay rate, raising questions about whether the layoffs had any forethought or were merely done at the whims of a capricious CEO. It is particularly egregious that G/O Media chose to lay off journalists whose skills and beats are so valuable to the current political and cultural moment. By laying off writers and investigative reporters who focus on bodily autonomy, technology, climate change, and culture, the company has left itself unprepared to deal with the biggest stories of our modern world—stories that require a deft, knowledgeable hand in reporting. These cuts affect not only our network, but every reader who relied on this expert coverage to understand their own changing rights and place within the world. The layoffs, and specifically the closure of Jezebel, also underscore fundamental flaws in the ad-supported media model, where concerns about “brand safety” limit supporting content about the biggest, most important stories of the day—stories that generate enormous traffic because people read and share them. Rather than rethink this model, G/O management has decided to shutter the brand entirely because of its strategic and commercial ineptitude. Jezebel was a good website, and the journalists who worked there were exemplary, brilliant, and deserved better than to have their site shuttered with no warning. Each of the journalists affected were experts in their beat, and have worked for years to develop their voice and skills. They did not deserve to be arbitrarily laid off due to “restructuring” when options remained available to G/O Media. Some of the journalists affected include: From Gizmodo, Mack DeGeurin @mackdegeurin; mack.degeurin@gmail.com Nikki Main @nlmain1; nikkimain15@gmail.com Angely Mercado amercado92@gmail.com From io9, Linda Codega @lincodega; lhcodega@gmail.com From Jalopnik, Kyle Hyatt @kylejhyatt; info@kylehyatt.com From Jezebel, Kady Ruth Ashcraft @kady_ruth; kadyruth@gmail.com Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung; kyliec515@gmail.com Caitlin Cruz @CaitlinRCruz; caitlinrcruz@protonmail.com Audra Heinrichs @audraheinrichs; audraheinrichs16@gmail.com Rich Juzwiak @richjuz; richjuz@gmail.com Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas; susanrinkunaswrites@gmail.com Lauren Tousignant @L_tousignant; Lauren.tousignant@gmail.com From Kotaku, Ashley Bardhan @ashleybardhan; ashleybardhan@gmail.com Isaiah Colbert @shineyezehuhh; eyezehuhh@gmail.com
November 10, 2023 at 11:49 PM
nakedchef.bsky.social
This is going to be my queerest iteration yet
November 10, 2023 at 9:53 PM