January Girl
@nameless-faceless.bsky.social
Just somewhere to post random thoughts.
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
🚫 MAGA plz. F*ck 🧊
Just a celiac girly.
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
🚫 MAGA plz. F*ck 🧊
Just a celiac girly.
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods
So there I was, listening to "Hooker with a Penis" on my drive home and I realized I should've dated more drummers. #WednesdayThougths
February 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
So there I was, listening to "Hooker with a Penis" on my drive home and I realized I should've dated more drummers. #WednesdayThougths
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Some rivalries never die.
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Some rivalries never die.
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Tortoise escapes from burning shed after heat lamp ignites blaze
YouTube video by ABC News
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Y'all....prednisone taste nasty. I can't get this taste out my mouth. Pretty sure this is what 🤖 🍆 taste like 🤢
February 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Y'all....prednisone taste nasty. I can't get this taste out my mouth. Pretty sure this is what 🤖 🍆 taste like 🤢
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February 6, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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when you're on a dark midwestern highway for hours it is fun to pretend you are driving deeper and deeper into something's Mouth
February 7, 2026 at 11:13 PM
when you're on a dark midwestern highway for hours it is fun to pretend you are driving deeper and deeper into something's Mouth
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
I miss Tom Petty. 💔
February 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I miss Tom Petty. 💔
At the urgent care with an ear ache.
a little girl making a funny face with her tongue sticking out
ALT: a little girl making a funny face with her tongue sticking out
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:34 PM
At the urgent care with an ear ache.
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‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
February 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck https://theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-reader-cant-believe-how-long-it-taking-sam-and-frodo-to-fuck/
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We'll see you Friday, May 1st, for @weirdnightmare.bsky.social's stunning sophomore album Hoopla, from former METZ frontman Alex Edkins. Preorder + watch the colorful video for "Might See You There" -> music.subpop.com/weirdnightma...
🎥CC Mulligan
🎥CC Mulligan
February 3, 2026 at 3:07 PM
We'll see you Friday, May 1st, for @weirdnightmare.bsky.social's stunning sophomore album Hoopla, from former METZ frontman Alex Edkins. Preorder + watch the colorful video for "Might See You There" -> music.subpop.com/weirdnightma...
🎥CC Mulligan
🎥CC Mulligan
Today.
Seems like everyone in the office needs a nap.
Seems like everyone in the office needs a nap.
February 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Today.
Seems like everyone in the office needs a nap.
Seems like everyone in the office needs a nap.
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blueSKY??
SKYnet???
wake up sheeple
SKYnet???
wake up sheeple
January 29, 2026 at 6:58 PM
blueSKY??
SKYnet???
wake up sheeple
SKYnet???
wake up sheeple
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“Multiple videos from the scene show that Pretti—who was legally permitted to carry a firearm—never drew his handgun at officers and appeared to have been disarmed before he was shot.”
www.thedailybeast.com/border-patro...
www.thedailybeast.com/border-patro...
Border Patrol Goon Goes on Frantic Posting Spree to Try to Justify Nurse Killing
Gregory Bovino has pushed multiple claims against Alex Pretti without explanation or evidence.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 26, 2026 at 3:57 PM
“Multiple videos from the scene show that Pretti—who was legally permitted to carry a firearm—never drew his handgun at officers and appeared to have been disarmed before he was shot.”
www.thedailybeast.com/border-patro...
www.thedailybeast.com/border-patro...
Trying some new things for 2026 since I need to move more, read more, and be more present. I don't do resolutions, just small changes.
Praying for a better year.
Praying for a better year.
December 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Trying some new things for 2026 since I need to move more, read more, and be more present. I don't do resolutions, just small changes.
Praying for a better year.
Praying for a better year.
I'm kind of sad that my LotR journey will end this weekend. I'm due to watch "Return of the King" and I'm excited to see where the story goes. Thinking of getting my kiddo to go see the theatrical re-releases with me next year.
December 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm kind of sad that my LotR journey will end this weekend. I'm due to watch "Return of the King" and I'm excited to see where the story goes. Thinking of getting my kiddo to go see the theatrical re-releases with me next year.
I'm not doing a "new year, new me" but God has something different for me and I'm going to lean into it.
December 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm not doing a "new year, new me" but God has something different for me and I'm going to lean into it.