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Failed Content Producer
@namesaremistakes.bsky.social
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I make stuff. Sometimes, I even say stuff.
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namesaremistakes.bsky.social
Why is everyone in this administration Kurt Van Houten and his race car bed??
esqueer.net Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · Feb 25
This has to be one of the biggest opsec fails I've ever seen in my life. The actual director of the FBI driving around in the most conspicuous vehicle imaginable made even more so by it being neon red.
A red Tesla Cybertruck with black accents is driving on a street in Washington, D.C. The vehicle has a custom license plate reading "KASH 009." The social media post claims that the truck belongs to the FBI director. The background shows buildings, trees, and pedestrians on the sidewalk.
February 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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In honor of President's Day.

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The Simpsons - Twirling towards freedom
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February 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
namesaremistakes.bsky.social
Actual fucking chills.
meidastouch.com MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · Feb 16
Canada has never been more united
February 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
namesaremistakes.bsky.social
NYT right on schedule, ready to tongue all the nooks and crannies of the boot to a mirror shine.
Screencap from a New York Times article from the OpEd section. The headline reads, "Trump Might Have a Case on Birthright Citizenship." Dated February 15, 2025.
February 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
namesaremistakes.bsky.social
How is Trini food so good?? Next day, even.
February 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
namesaremistakes.bsky.social
Elon Musk's existence really answers the question, "What if Bond villain but really fucking stupid?"
February 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Scene from The Simpsons where Homer is devising a football strategy using electric football, saying “Half of you vibrate that way, two of you fall down..”
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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...Soooo normal.

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February 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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...Totally normal thing that happens in normal times.
apoorvanyt.bsky.social Apoorva Mandavilli @apoorvanyt.bsky.social · Feb 6
SCOOP: Cats that became infected with bird flu might have spread the virus to humans in the same household and vice versa, according to data that briefly appeared online in a report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention but then abruptly vanished.

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/06/h...
CDC Posts, Then Deletes, Data on Bird Flu Transmission Between Cats and People (Gift Article)
The data, which appeared fleetingly online on Wednesday, confirmed transmission in two households. Scientists called on the agency to release the full report.
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February 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
namesaremistakes.bsky.social
Took two months—TWO MONTHS—to figure out what my sign in was. Anyway, back now!
February 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
namesaremistakes.bsky.social
You plan to art (for yourself) all week, dreaming of the weekend, when suddenly...

Bam! Fucking migraine.
November 15, 2024 at 8:14 PM
namesaremistakes.bsky.social
I'm here, world!
November 13, 2024 at 6:48 PM