FWIW if someone did this to me I’d be happy that they thought of me to poke me

Typically I am meek and deferential on the phone but if anyone needs a Karen to make annoying phone calls for them, hit me up exactly right now, extremely limited time offer

I was going to comment on TikTok saying that I was so proud of you but I didn’t want to be embarrassing so I’ll say it here

Don’t be a coward

Because I like to read horny books sometimes and I have no standards. That is very sweet of you though, that’s the same reason Jairo read them, so I could talk to him about them.

Geoff why are you doing this to yourself. I know why I did this to myself but you are better than this.

It’s extremely hard, I’m ngl. You might cry a lot in the middle of the work day. But it gets a lot better with time, and now I’m so glad to have that separation of work time and mom time. Here if you ever want someone to cry to.

Will provide update on whether I’m alive and my poops are solid.

Update: we stopped to eat at the same exact place that made my brother and parents sick because “we’ve eaten there for years and it’s been fine, must have been bad luck.”

I’m absolutely going to keep eating anything and everything btw. The children only eat at home but that don’t mean I can’t keep partying

If it helps I used the Jurassic park backpack as our road trip bag on the way here.

He gets here on Saturday assuming no travel troubles and I’m just counting down the days until I see my bae again 🥲