Alma
@nanobend.bsky.social
Idk I’m just here to be nosy about my friends
Today we did this elf on the shelf (it’s Nutella).
Leo immediately said “it looks like Nutella 🤨.”
Damian started scolding the elf that he should have gone on the potty. Which is rich coming from someone who refuses to go on the potty.
Leo immediately said “it looks like Nutella 🤨.”
Damian started scolding the elf that he should have gone on the potty. Which is rich coming from someone who refuses to go on the potty.
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Today we did this elf on the shelf (it’s Nutella).
Leo immediately said “it looks like Nutella 🤨.”
Damian started scolding the elf that he should have gone on the potty. Which is rich coming from someone who refuses to go on the potty.
Leo immediately said “it looks like Nutella 🤨.”
Damian started scolding the elf that he should have gone on the potty. Which is rich coming from someone who refuses to go on the potty.
Alma why are you buying hamburgers in Mexico instead of tacos? You don’t understand, the Mexican street hamburger is a thing of beauty that deserves to be appreciated on its own.
December 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Alma why are you buying hamburgers in Mexico instead of tacos? You don’t understand, the Mexican street hamburger is a thing of beauty that deserves to be appreciated on its own.
Every adult in the house (me, my brother, my parents) has already gotten mild food poisoning from eating out in Mexico. Will Jairo be the only one to escape unscathed, or will his time with The Runs(tm) come?
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Every adult in the house (me, my brother, my parents) has already gotten mild food poisoning from eating out in Mexico. Will Jairo be the only one to escape unscathed, or will his time with The Runs(tm) come?
I’ve been in Mexico just me and the kids and my parents for over a week now. The kids are having a blast but I just really really miss my husband. 😭 corny and cringe but how did I ever live life without him
December 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’ve been in Mexico just me and the kids and my parents for over a week now. The kids are having a blast but I just really really miss my husband. 😭 corny and cringe but how did I ever live life without him
I bet my parents didn’t predict that I would hold a 30+ year grudge and constantly bring up that they didn’t get me an SNES I constantly asked for as a kid because video games are “for boys.” Well guess what.
December 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I bet my parents didn’t predict that I would hold a 30+ year grudge and constantly bring up that they didn’t get me an SNES I constantly asked for as a kid because video games are “for boys.” Well guess what.
I’m in a reading slump but the truth is I actually just want another book to hit the same as The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue, a book I read in January.
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’m in a reading slump but the truth is I actually just want another book to hit the same as The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue, a book I read in January.
Real talk: Leo doesn’t really NEED a sensory Santa, he does fine with waiting in lines for a regular Santa.
But I need sensory Santa, so we go to sensory Santa.
But I need sensory Santa, so we go to sensory Santa.
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Real talk: Leo doesn’t really NEED a sensory Santa, he does fine with waiting in lines for a regular Santa.
But I need sensory Santa, so we go to sensory Santa.
But I need sensory Santa, so we go to sensory Santa.
Having to use a toilet plunger is so disgusting but when the clog is finally released it’s the most satisfying thing. I know you agree with me.
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Having to use a toilet plunger is so disgusting but when the clog is finally released it’s the most satisfying thing. I know you agree with me.
Remembering how I used to get yelled at as a kid for stimming and told by my mom to stop because I looked (r word slur). I’m glad I’m breaking that cycle, but still sad for little me.
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Remembering how I used to get yelled at as a kid for stimming and told by my mom to stop because I looked (r word slur). I’m glad I’m breaking that cycle, but still sad for little me.
“HE’S UP HIGH! WHY IS HE UP THERE?”
followed by pleading for papa to get him down and @bskyote.bsky.social shrugging and saying sorry I can’t, he does what he wants
followed by pleading for papa to get him down and @bskyote.bsky.social shrugging and saying sorry I can’t, he does what he wants
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“HE’S UP HIGH! WHY IS HE UP THERE?”
followed by pleading for papa to get him down and @bskyote.bsky.social shrugging and saying sorry I can’t, he does what he wants
followed by pleading for papa to get him down and @bskyote.bsky.social shrugging and saying sorry I can’t, he does what he wants
🎶 EAT ZUCCHINI. EAT ZUCCHINI. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🎵
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
🎶 EAT ZUCCHINI. EAT ZUCCHINI. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🎵
Having a kid born in December and another with a strong sense of justice isn’t for the weak. Just did meticulous lists to make sure they get equal # of Christmas gifts AND there’s a distinct and equally good Birthday haul for my December guy. I have to do this every year now?
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Having a kid born in December and another with a strong sense of justice isn’t for the weak. Just did meticulous lists to make sure they get equal # of Christmas gifts AND there’s a distinct and equally good Birthday haul for my December guy. I have to do this every year now?
MINI CHRISTMAS VILLAGE
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
MINI CHRISTMAS VILLAGE
Leo has been technically verbal since he was 3, but struggles with communication and back-and-forth. So I’ve always been hopeful that one year he’ll be able to tell us what he wants for Christmas.
Well, this year he can. And let me tell y’all, Santa is STRESSED.
Well, this year he can. And let me tell y’all, Santa is STRESSED.
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Leo has been technically verbal since he was 3, but struggles with communication and back-and-forth. So I’ve always been hopeful that one year he’ll be able to tell us what he wants for Christmas.
Well, this year he can. And let me tell y’all, Santa is STRESSED.
Well, this year he can. And let me tell y’all, Santa is STRESSED.
I just watched a feral cat strut across my yard carrying a dead mouse.
Meanwhile my cat turns his nose up at wet food that’s the wrong brand
Meanwhile my cat turns his nose up at wet food that’s the wrong brand
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I just watched a feral cat strut across my yard carrying a dead mouse.
Meanwhile my cat turns his nose up at wet food that’s the wrong brand
Meanwhile my cat turns his nose up at wet food that’s the wrong brand
I love how fucking weird my children are. They sleep with a bunch of toys and random things as comfort objects. Today I was tidying up and found that Damian has been sleeping with a can of pumpkin and Leo with canned chicken.
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I love how fucking weird my children are. They sleep with a bunch of toys and random things as comfort objects. Today I was tidying up and found that Damian has been sleeping with a can of pumpkin and Leo with canned chicken.
Damian: I don’t want to ride the pony I want the big horse
Stable guy: Sorry buddy, you’re too small for the horse. But he can ride the horse [gesturing to Leo]
Leo: I want the pony
Stable guy: Sorry buddy, you’re too small for the horse. But he can ride the horse [gesturing to Leo]
Leo: I want the pony
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Damian: I don’t want to ride the pony I want the big horse
Stable guy: Sorry buddy, you’re too small for the horse. But he can ride the horse [gesturing to Leo]
Leo: I want the pony
Stable guy: Sorry buddy, you’re too small for the horse. But he can ride the horse [gesturing to Leo]
Leo: I want the pony
Renaissance festival part 2 today!! So excited. We’re just gonna get season passes next year lol. There is just something magical about Fall Fling when the sun goes down, the holiday lights go up, and everyone is dancing, drinking, and vibing.
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Renaissance festival part 2 today!! So excited. We’re just gonna get season passes next year lol. There is just something magical about Fall Fling when the sun goes down, the holiday lights go up, and everyone is dancing, drinking, and vibing.
I thought getting asked for my ID to buy alcohol at my big age would be flattering but it’s actually just annoying because oh god I didn’t think you’d ask for it hold on let me figure out where it is
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I thought getting asked for my ID to buy alcohol at my big age would be flattering but it’s actually just annoying because oh god I didn’t think you’d ask for it hold on let me figure out where it is
I love the renaissance festival because truly no group of people is more understanding and inclusive to a neurodivergent child than a place brimming with neurodivergent adults.
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I love the renaissance festival because truly no group of people is more understanding and inclusive to a neurodivergent child than a place brimming with neurodivergent adults.
Forever chasing the high of the romance of Anthony and Kate Bridgerton
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Forever chasing the high of the romance of Anthony and Kate Bridgerton
In other more lighthearted news, absolutely mortified that I was creeping on a complete stranger’s Facebook for absolutely NO reason and I accidentally liked one of their posts 😭
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
In other more lighthearted news, absolutely mortified that I was creeping on a complete stranger’s Facebook for absolutely NO reason and I accidentally liked one of their posts 😭
Sorry to be an awkward oversharer but my father is a narcissistic alcoholic piece of shit and I need to get it out somewhere. I wish I could stop seeking his validation and love.
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Sorry to be an awkward oversharer but my father is a narcissistic alcoholic piece of shit and I need to get it out somewhere. I wish I could stop seeking his validation and love.
Our tree is very bottom heavy with ornaments because that’s what my kids can reach. I find that very endearing.
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Our tree is very bottom heavy with ornaments because that’s what my kids can reach. I find that very endearing.
This is so unhinged I love it
banger cover & i hope you lucky mfs in NYC get a physical copy to frame as art
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This is so unhinged I love it