Bartholomew Collins, piano surgeon
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nanoplague.bsky.social
Bartholomew Collins, piano surgeon
@nanoplague.bsky.social
She/her. Public health. Likes reading about space ships and diseases. Learning the uke. Enjoys a good cursed object.:)

♥️Transphobes get fucked.♥️

I have spiders to count.
I feel this deeply. Last night I had to remind mine that "we are a 'butts inside our pants' family."

Every day it's a new sentiment I've never before put to words.
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Literally slept thru the last hour. Dull as paint.
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have one person shopped for, and 4 weeks for inspiration to hit me over the head for everyone else in my life.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
She's also got some weird bioessentialist (and adjacent) content infesting her entire work.
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Once a handyman, an eternity a handyman.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My family lives on a farm hours from nowhere next to one of my cousins' farms. The cousin across the way has helpfully informed my dad that the pumphouse below their house is haunted by two guys in overalls. No exorcisms yet because the pump still works. I figure they must be maintenance ghosts.
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
And of course it was a stancil thread. Egh.
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The problem is it's not properly managed as a utility. Starlink is the only service in my home zip that isn't effectively dial up. That is non functional. It's fine for folks with alternatives to take a hard stance, but it's harder when this is the primary access they have to the wider world.
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM