Bartholomew Collins, piano surgeon
@nanoplague.bsky.social
She/her. Public health. Likes reading about space ships and diseases. Learning the uke. Enjoys a good cursed object.:)
♥️Transphobes get fucked.♥️
I have spiders to count.
♥️Transphobes get fucked.♥️
I have spiders to count.
We did it! We saved the world! (Sorry Lagos, Cairo, San Fran, and Osaka!!)
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We did it! We saved the world! (Sorry Lagos, Cairo, San Fran, and Osaka!!)
Being an adult is just having to breathe out that scream that's been building in your lungs because that's how we protect kids. And as I breathe it out in our too-quiet, too-dark dining room, I wonder if he would think of this as protection, or just denying him the space to also scream. ♥️
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Being an adult is just having to breathe out that scream that's been building in your lungs because that's how we protect kids. And as I breathe it out in our too-quiet, too-dark dining room, I wonder if he would think of this as protection, or just denying him the space to also scream. ♥️
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It’s sort of interesting that giving Sonic the Hedgehog a gun was a big deal but Nintendo has given Kirby a gun a few different times and no one really reacts because it’s like “yeah he’d have one”
December 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It’s sort of interesting that giving Sonic the Hedgehog a gun was a big deal but Nintendo has given Kirby a gun a few different times and no one really reacts because it’s like “yeah he’d have one”
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A few years ago I read the quote "You don't have to be who you've always been" and that shit hit me like an earthquake
no fate but what we make
reject misogyny & patriarchy
embrace total liberation
you don’t have to live as you were assigned
reject misogyny & patriarchy
embrace total liberation
you don’t have to live as you were assigned
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A few years ago I read the quote "You don't have to be who you've always been" and that shit hit me like an earthquake
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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Six Ships. I'm very much in the Chris Foss school of thought when it comes to colour, rather than SW or ST.
#Spaceships #SciFi #Illustration
#Spaceships #SciFi #Illustration
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Six Ships. I'm very much in the Chris Foss school of thought when it comes to colour, rather than SW or ST.
#Spaceships #SciFi #Illustration
#Spaceships #SciFi #Illustration
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♥️🏳️⚧️♥️
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
♥️🏳️⚧️♥️
Share a Tv series you've watched from beginning to end not than once.
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Share a Tv series you've watched from beginning to end not than once.
#sony just stole a decade's worth of games and a brand new year of #playstationplus. Please explain to me why you have no mech for verifying accounts after they're stolen? We have the name, the card, THE FUCKING MACHINE, and literally everything associated with the acct? #ps5 #playstation #hacked
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
#sony just stole a decade's worth of games and a brand new year of #playstationplus. Please explain to me why you have no mech for verifying accounts after they're stolen? We have the name, the card, THE FUCKING MACHINE, and literally everything associated with the acct? #ps5 #playstation #hacked
Watching Arachnophobia with my 8yo and love the idea of the foremost entomologist being able to quarantine a town at the first hint of spiders. #publichealth
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Watching Arachnophobia with my 8yo and love the idea of the foremost entomologist being able to quarantine a town at the first hint of spiders. #publichealth
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Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Nuzzi's fawning coverage of the sociopathic conspiracy crank she was having an affair with aided his rise to political power, which he is using to perpetrate the worst intentional public health catastrophe of our unnecessarily shortened lifetimes, and THAT is the STORY.
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
Doing villainy on a Friday night. #johncompany
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Doing villainy on a Friday night. #johncompany
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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I have several small paintings in my shop, including framed pieces. These are nice for gifting if you happen to be looking for gift ideas.
Tisha Mark ©2025, To Dream by the Sea No. 2503, oil on gessobord, 4"x4"
Available:
tishamark.com/product/to-d...
#art #painting #bsnm #SciArt #TraditionalArt
Tisha Mark ©2025, To Dream by the Sea No. 2503, oil on gessobord, 4"x4"
Available:
tishamark.com/product/to-d...
#art #painting #bsnm #SciArt #TraditionalArt
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I have several small paintings in my shop, including framed pieces. These are nice for gifting if you happen to be looking for gift ideas.
Tisha Mark ©2025, To Dream by the Sea No. 2503, oil on gessobord, 4"x4"
Available:
tishamark.com/product/to-d...
#art #painting #bsnm #SciArt #TraditionalArt
Tisha Mark ©2025, To Dream by the Sea No. 2503, oil on gessobord, 4"x4"
Available:
tishamark.com/product/to-d...
#art #painting #bsnm #SciArt #TraditionalArt
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I see James Watson has died.
What did Watson discover?
Rosalind Franklin's lab notes.
Only we spell it 'S-T-E-A-L' these days.
What did Watson discover?
Rosalind Franklin's lab notes.
Only we spell it 'S-T-E-A-L' these days.
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I see James Watson has died.
What did Watson discover?
Rosalind Franklin's lab notes.
Only we spell it 'S-T-E-A-L' these days.
What did Watson discover?
Rosalind Franklin's lab notes.
Only we spell it 'S-T-E-A-L' these days.
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Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
DNA scientist James Watson has a remarkably long history of sexist, racist public comments
“People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty,” he said in 2003. “I think it would be great.”
www.vox.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
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You can't prove to me that's not three 8.5x11 sheets of paper taped to the wall
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
You can't prove to me that's not three 8.5x11 sheets of paper taped to the wall
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did it for you Dick Cheney